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My self-summary
"Does it depress you to know just how alone you really are?" - Dark Knight

New to ASU 😈 & Tempe
Need new friends in the area 😬

🚧 i have a small profile reconstuction underway so be patient with me ⚠️

Taylor Swift is the American Dream 🇺🇸
Katy Perry, Emma Stone, & Anna Kendrick kick ass too 💗

Man crush goes to Ryan Reynolds, Chris Evans & Bradley Cooper 🔥

I am a uber Zombie fan and all things Zombies!!! Like for example Resident Evil!!!! Or Dawn of the Dead ^_^
& yes the Zombie Apocolypse is near!!

?? Online dating ironic funnies-
1) people that don't like "hey" messages when their profile has nothing on it or simply says "ask me"
2) Girls that don't like being called "cutie/hottie" When all of their pics are naked or bikini or boob shots. We all know you secretly like the attention...💁🏻
3) old pics that look nothing like you to meet new people 😑
4) girls that get mad at guys for judging a girl on her looks when she judges a guy on his height.😂 Bahahaha I love that one!
5) girls that have a penis lenght requirement. Lol you don't see boys not talking to you because you have A or B cups or a wide (|) 😝

Okay i know we all hate "wen pepz tlk lik dis & we be hatin on dat shit yo!" Yes it's annoying but there is a big diffrence between talking ghetto like that 👆 and mixing up " your & you're". We all want to read a text easily but if your (see what I did there 😜) one of those nazi grammer freaks just keep steppin (bye Felicia👋). Besides the fact that you have a giant stick up your bumm 🙊 if you expect purfection through my Iphone then please write me a letter in feather ink 1700s style first 😝
What I’m doing with my life
Same as everyone else....make money, pay bills, trying to figure out the rest
I’m really good at
I am a very chill down to earth guy! I'm a great listener and yeah who cares.... I turned off everyone with my pet peeves already lol.
The first things people usually notice about me
My big ole bubble butt!!
Seriously 😎
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Dawn of the Dead!
World War Z
Resident evil series!!
Hunger games!
Enders game!
Star trek
Babylon 5
Dark Knight Trilogy
The six things I could never do without
1) Zombie survival pack
2) My zombie survival partner/s (which Ironicly I don't have)
3) iPhone
4) Stouffer's Mac n Cheese
5) Football
6) ❤️Girls💔

Not particularly in that order.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to survive the zombie apocalypse
Meaning of life
How different life is now compared to 30 years ago, 50 years ago, 100 years ago... Ect.
How to live a happy life in corporate America
On a typical Friday night I am
Watching Netflix because I'm new here & don't know anyone in town lol.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't care if you think she looks like a boy! Taylor Swift is a cutie!!

I enjoy a good movie soundtrack like The Dark Knight Trilogy, Captain America: Winter Soldier, & Star Trek 2.0/Into Darkness 🤓
You should message me if
Your drama free
You share in my likes for zombies, Batman, Captain America, Arrow, DW, Star Trek... Ect
Your into sports or an active lifestyle
If I somehow struck your interest