Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
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PC wackos will be the demise America and her freedom 💀
Taylor Swift is the American Dream 🇺🇸
Katy Perry, Emma Stone, & Anna Kendrick kick ass too 💗
Man crush goes to Ryan Reynolds, Chris Evans & Bradley Cooper
I am a uber Zombie fan and all things Zombies!!! Like for example
Resident Evil!!!! Or Dawn of the Dead ^_^
& yes the Zombie Apocolypse is near!!
?? online dating pet peeves-
1) girls that don't like "hey" messages when their profile has
nothing on it or simply says "ask me"
2) If you don't like being called "cutie/hottie" Then don't upload
provocative pics of yourself! We all know you secretly like the
3) old pics
4) close up face pics only of your face (usually in the dark or at
some crazy angle) to conseal that fact that you know you're fat but
are trying to hide if from the rest of the world
5) girls that get mad at guys for judging a girl on her looks when
she judges a guy on his height.
A girl can lose weight if she wants, it's physically possible! A
guy cannot become 6'2, it's not physically possible!
6) girls that have a penis lenght requirement. I don't decide to
not talk to you because you have A cups or no ass so what makes it
fair for you to judge my package whether or not I meet your
Okay i know we all hate "wen pepz tlk lik dis & we be hatin on
dat shit yo!" Yes it's annoying but there is a big diffrence
between talking ghetto like that 👆 and mixing up " your &
you're". We all want to read a text easily but if your (see what I
did there 😜) one of those nazi grammer freaks just keep steppin
(bye Felicia👋). Besides the fact that you have a giant stick up
your bumm 🙊 if you expect purfection through my Iphone then please
write me a letter in feather ink 1700s style first 😝
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Same as everyone else....make money, pay bills, trying to figure
out the rest
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am a very chill down to earth guy! I'm a great listener and yeah
who cares.... I turned off everyone with my pet peeves already lol.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My big ole bubble butt!!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Dawn of the Dead!
World War Z
Resident evil series!!
Dark Knight Trilogy
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Zombie survival pack
2) My zombie survival partner (which Ironicly I don't have)
4) Stouffer's Mac n Cheese
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to survive the zombie apocalypse
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I work Friday night sooo at work :/
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't care if you think she looks like a boy! Taylor Swift is a
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Your drama free
You share my love for zombies or batman!
Your into sports
If I somehow struck your interest
Who are you looking for?
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