My name is Ark. I like cookies, penguins, and silly things.
Occasionally people take me seriously. This is a mistake as I'm
pretty much never serious, and when I'm serious I'm probably also
joking. I like arguing about random nonsense including but not
limited to politics, video games, morality,and etc. Etc being
everything else that exists and has a theoretical possibility for
opposing viewpoints. I have particular fun arguing for things I
disagree with because my opponents arguments become obvious (as I
already made them internally) and I can counter them with
increasingly ridiculous rebuttles often involving penguins,
fireballs, or cookies. I also make jokes relatively constantly and
take just about nothing seriously.
Right now my free time is being spent at complete random. I've
decided that I'm chaotic neutral, but due to the nature of society
I act chaotic good. It's a working system.
I find it sad that you can't type in your "other" for diet. In my
case it is "mostly meat".
I am flammable, silly, and befuddled
What I’m doing with my life
I recently decided to start doing productive things, so on top of
house husbanding I'm writing. It's going well so far. I have an
incredibly talented artist friend handling my illustrations for me,
and I'm about to finish the third novella in a series. It feels
incredibly awesome to be published and making money (over a dollar
this month in royalties!) and life is good.
I’m really good at
Yay for revamping things out of boredom. The things I'm really good
at are things that don't require too much rote memorization. I'm
good at math and test taking in general. I'm good at kiting rogues,
and overall excellent at "faking" skills. I'm very good at figuring
things out with little data, which is good, because I have a
terrible memory. I also rock at breaking reality.
The first things people usually notice about me
Given that I'm now in Singapore it would be rather silly to suggest
that anything is noticed prior to "Ang mo in Yishun? o.0". That is
likely followed immediately by "Why is he dancing? There's no
music..." Shortly after meeting me people usually either notice
that I'm a complete idiot or that I'm incredibly bright.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A: Ender's Shadow
C: One Winged Angel, Eyes on me, Nara, Ebla,
Pompeii, Liberi Fatali...Basically the deity mix. D: Steak
The six things I could never do without
1. Silria 2. Heat 3. Wind 4. Silliness 5. A good story 6. Cookies!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Love, philosophy, military strategy, math, politics, the physical
alterations that would be necessary for a spider the size of a
human to exist...I really think about alot of random things. Some
are relevant to some purpose (spider thing for my book) others have
On a typical Friday night I am
Unaware it's friday. Probably playing a game or sleeping due to
random sleep scheduling. Maybe writing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm virtually incapable of long term deception, but I'm very good
at making people believe ridiculous things for a few minutes or
seconds at a time before coming clean. I rarely have secrets and am
horrible at keeping them so I don't even try.
You should message me if
You're an amusing sort? You think I'm an amusing sort? You like
cookies? You hate cookies but love to argue? Etc.