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35 Albuquerque, NM Man


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 25
Hispanic / Latin, White
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and very serious about it
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Latin (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm an arrogant bastard. I make no apologies for that. I'm also fiercely loyal to the few people who have managed to earn my respect. Most people will never be in this category. I'm very intelligent, and anyone who I accept as a friend is too. Stupid--or worse, willfully ignorant people need not apply.

Once someone makes the list of people that I respect, they will have a friend that will never betray them, and will do his damnedest to never let them down. And I expect no less in return.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a freelance writer. Yes, it does sound glamorous, doesn't it? Trust me, it isn't. It does keep my mind well exercised, and for the moment, that is enough.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm quite possibly the best writer you'll ever meet. Even if you've met Dan Brown, and especially if you've met Stephanie Meyer. Fuck her and her hackneyed crap writing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a bit taller than the average here in the Land of Entrapment. People tend to notice that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Book: The Lord of the Rings
Movie: Anyone who can pick a favorite movie simply hasn't seen enough movies yet.
Music: The same goes for music, though I am partial to Flogging Molly and Calexico.
Food: Chicken Stuffed Sopapilla, with red chile.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My family, my friends, my freedom. Less seriously, my computer, my copy of the AP Stylebook, and a pack of American Spirits.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything from the dirt under my feet to stars in the furthest reaches of the sky. Every interaction of physics, every advance of computer technology, every literary theory, every historical event, every newly discovered fossil, and in short, everything I can.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't really have typical Friday nights, or even typical nights for that matter. I'm not exactly what you would call 'typical'.

I am not, however, averse to spending the evening smoking a cigar at the Press Club while sipping a glass of Maker's Mark.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Anyone who wants some actual dirt on me needs to ask me about in person.

Not that there's anything I'm particularly embarrassed about.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you honestly think you have something to offer me, by all means, message away! The only thing that needs to be a perfect 10 is your brain.

And if you feel a burning desire to point out how big my ego is or how arrogant I am, these are things I already know. So kindly go pound sand if that's all you have to say.