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26 Ottawa, Ontario, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:43am
5′ 5″ (1.66m)
Body Type
A little extra
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Chinese (Poorly), French (Poorly), Portuguese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm a geek with an absurdist sense of humour (the kind of guy who sees the comedy in proclaiming his exceptional humility) I'm the kind of guy who isn't afraid to tease you or flirt with you, but respects your boundaries.

Beyond that, I'm a Christian man and a programmer who loves to cook.

If any of that sounds appealing to you, drop me a line.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a web developer; I've worked on sites that serve millions of visitors a year. I speak seven different computer languages to do this. It's fun stuff.

When I'm not writing code I'm making up board games and roleplaying games, or writing stories.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing software. I produce beats for my church a few times a month, and I write the odd piece of music for my own amusement. I can draw, carve, write, and world-build. I can design anything from swords to skyscrapers, and I love to cook.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I laugh like an evil overlord.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I spend most of my day listening to ambient and cinematic electronica. Look up Awakening by Phaeleh if you're curious.

My favourite restaurant foods are sushi and chicken wings, but I mostly eat eggs, bacon, spinach, broccoli, and chicken thighs in some combination. I've also been told I make killer french fries for parties.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particular order:
1. A piano.
2. Green tea.
3. A single avocado.
4. A good kitchen knife.
5. Several trucks full of potatoes.
6. My tiny stationary bike (to prepare myself for/recover from the potatoes.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Games, software, economics, politics, fantastical worlds and characters, and how I'm gonna save up for that sweet waterfront condo, in no particular order.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably cooking with my friends, or trying some new sort of food we haven't had yet, or writing stories. Some days I'll play games online with my buddies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a Nerf gun collection. Ladies, please form a line.
You should message me if
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I'm looking for a chill Christian girl who can laugh at the terrible puns and jokes I'm prone to inflicting on my friends and family. Someone who isn't afraid of a bit of quiet time, either.