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26 Ottawa, Ontario, CA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My details

Last online
Oct 8
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 5" (1.66m)
Body Type
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Chinese (Somewhat), French (Somewhat), Portuguese (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I'm a geek with an absurdist sense of humour (the kind of guy who sees the comedy in proclaiming his exceptional humility.)
What I’m doing with my life
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I just moved here from Toronto for a new job.

I'm a web developer; I've worked on sites that serve millions of visitors a year. I speak seven different computer languages to do this. It's fun stuff.

When I'm not writing code I'm making up board games and roleplaying games, or writing stories.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing software and cooking delicious food.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I laugh like an evil overlord.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I spend most of my day listening to 'chillout', which ends up covering so many genres that it's hard to explain what it is exactly. Most of the best stuff is kinda like hip hop, though.

My favourite restaurant foods are sushi and chicken wings, but I mostly eat stuff like spinach, broccoli, and bacon. I also make killer french fries.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particular order:
1. A piano.
2. Green tea.
3. A single avocado.
4. A good kitchen knife.
5. A truckload of potatoes.
6. My tiny stationary bike (to prepare myself for/recover from the potatoes.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
That sweet downtown loft I'm gonna get one day.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably reading about some new software for work. Some days I'll play games online with my buddies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a Nerf gun collection. Ladies, please form a line.
You should message me if
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I'm looking for a chill girl who can laugh at the terrible puns and jokes I'm prone to inflicting on my friends and family. Someone who isn't afraid of a bit of quiet time, either.