Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My friends unanimously agree that in event of a zombie apocalypse,
I'm their number one choice for whom they would want to survive
- I build wooden kayaks and my furniture
- I would be happy putting on my backpack and heading out for a few
- I once played a game of mini golf and made it through the
windmill on my first shot
- I'm mathletic
- I fix things
- I'm beta as fuck...wait
- I sometimes dream of packing up and joining the Peace Corps or
Engineers Without Borders
I'm independent, and I thrive on being self sufficient. I take
great pleasure in figuring out how things work.
Lastly, I want my life to be an adventure. I'm writing a tale where
I'm the main character, and I'm waiting for a kick-ass
co-protagonist to show up.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Short term, I'm generally thinking about an upcoming dance
That, or my next opportunity to get my kayak wet.
As well as what pirate flair I might acquire.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
My non-superhero superpower is generally being able to fall asleep
anywhere within about 2 minutes.
I'm really good at cooking.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Attention to detail when it counts (its important to know your
relative position to the moon when evading pedi-cab drivers).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite books include: Name of the Wind, Wise Man's Fear, Rant,
Dune, The Moon is a Harsh Mistress, Wheel of Time. I tend to prefer
fiction, classic sci-fi, or fantasy, however I have been expanding
my reading list.
Movies: Everything is Illuminated, 300, LOTR, Eternal Sunshine of
the Spotless Mind, Amelie, Wall-E, A Very Long Engagement.
Shows: Battlestar Galactica, Doctor Who, Firefly, Mad Men, Breaking
Bad, Game of Thrones, Arrested Development, Archer, Venture
Music: I've been on a huge jazz kick for the last year. So that.
Florence and the Machines, 30 Seconds to Mars, Postal Service,
Death Cab for Cutie, Muse, Metric.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Reading: Great way to stimulate the imagination.
One of my favorite weekend activities is riding my bicycle down to
a park, reading a book for 2 minutes, then falling asleep.
- Woodworking: Nothing like wrapping my manly
hands around my strong wood..wait, what?
- The outdoors: Can't have outdoor sex indoors.
- Dancing: Seriously the funnest thing I've ever
done in my life.
- Laughter: Laughing so hard my stomach
- Pets: Today I learned cats show you their butt
holes as a way of showing that they are comfortable with you. I
prefer dogs, but cats are assholes and make me laugh.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
That I was born too late to explore the world, but too early to
explore the universe.
Why women don't reply to my clever haiku messages that I send as a
Whether the avocado in my hand is soft because it's ripe or because
somebody with a death grip already squeezed it today.
That I should post self mirror bathroom shots on here, because
apparently it's what all the guys do! /sarcasm
Let it be said that I follow through.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Every Friday I make a conscious effort to take a deep breath and
find comfort in the fact that it is the longest moment before I
have to work again.
After that, I am either (hopefully) hanging out with friends and
relaxing while chatting, laughing, and drinking, or going for a run
followed by a home cooked meal.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I never eat the last inch of a banana - that's gross.
I wish to meet someone to hang out with, and have fun with. I want
us to sit by a campfire late into the night. I want us to make
smores, and I will toast a marshmallow with such deftness and
perfection that they will be amazed and realize I'm kind of cool.
Then we will talk about Battlestar Galactica, and which Doctor is
I miss being in love.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you clean out the lint from the dryer every time you put in a
If you don't cruise in the left lane (you know who you are).
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