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36 Pittsburgh, PA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23-43
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 4:55pm
6' 3" (1.91m)
Body Type
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English, Spanish (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Hi, I'm Mike. Like most people I am uncomfortable writing about myself. It feels gross...but here we are. If anything below is interesting go ahead and hit that little star thingie. Maybe we'll match up and one of us will actually say hello.
What I’m doing with my life
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Bumbling around like a whackaloon hoping to find someone with whom I can share experiences.
I’m really good at
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Space trivia, snarky comments, funny voices, and making a dirty martini.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Who knows. Probably that I'm tall and making sarcastic comments.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love books on astronomy, physics and comedy. The Martian and Ready, Player One are two books I've recently really enjoyed.

Some of my fave movies are Gravity, No Country for Old Men, Black Dynamite, Big Lebowski, LOTR, Caddyshack, Anchorman, Old Boy, Scratch(documentary), Interstellar, The Raid, and Cabin in the Woods.

The theme from Sealab 2021, Run the Jewels, Dean Martin, Flyleaf, Beastie Boys, Die Antwoord, Tool, Sinatra, Public Enemy, Fartbarf, Chevelle, Mix Master Mike, etc... Mainly listening to comedy podcasts at the moment.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Comedy
2. Chapstick
3. Podcasts
4. Images from space
5. Curiosity (the desire to learn, not the rover)
6. Empathy
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Our place in the Universe and when we'll stop killing each other over nonsense.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually I'm at home playing bartender.
You should message me if
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You love to laugh and you are ok with a mild sports obsession and major science and technology obsession. Bonus points for space nerds.