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Armyofthree
34 / M / straight / Single
Metropolis, Illinois
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 6' 0" (1.82m).
- Body Type
- A little extra
- Looking For
- Long-term dating
- Smokes
- Trying to quit
- Drinks
- Rarely
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Christianity but not too serious about it
- Sign
- Capricorn but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Working on college/university
- Job
- Other
- Income
- Less than $20,000
- Kids
- Has children
- Pets
- —
- Languages
- English (Fluently), Chinese (Poorly)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am Going crazy, Darkly humurous, and Sarcastic.
My Self-Summary
Well, let's see. My age and where I live are already listed.
I work at a job that pays the bills. I have full custody of two vampiric lifesucking leaches (I think other people call them children). I'm old, losing my sanity, and starting to find gray hair. I'm attending a local community college. After that I'm going to SIU-C. I'm a game dork. Alot of ladies just stopped reading right there. I'm really a good decent person. I was raised correctly. My leaches are well behaved, kind, loving children. They're always giving people hugs.
All I really want is for beautiful women to bring me all the money in the world. So, ladies, start collecting money and send it here. 8)
Seriuosly though, I need a partner in crime. I want someone to share everything with. I love having a girl to be good too. To see them smile and know I'm the reason for that smile.
I work at a job that pays the bills. I have full custody of two vampiric lifesucking leaches (I think other people call them children). I'm old, losing my sanity, and starting to find gray hair. I'm attending a local community college. After that I'm going to SIU-C. I'm a game dork. Alot of ladies just stopped reading right there. I'm really a good decent person. I was raised correctly. My leaches are well behaved, kind, loving children. They're always giving people hugs.
All I really want is for beautiful women to bring me all the money in the world. So, ladies, start collecting money and send it here. 8)
Seriuosly though, I need a partner in crime. I want someone to share everything with. I love having a girl to be good too. To see them smile and know I'm the reason for that smile.
What I’m doing with my life
Plotting world domination. Teaching my brats the importance of
World Domination. Hoping 2012 is true. Fearing 2012 will happen.
Trying to sell children (with absolutely no success). School, work,
and looking for you.
I’m really good at
Not to be cocky but, I'm actually quite intelligent. I have found I
can excell at anything I wish to. Nothing is beyond my grasp. If
you're looking for a man that can do it all, I'm him. While I may
be a Jack of all trades, I find "the family thing" is my forte.
The first things people usually notice about me
My sarcasm. At first people think I'm an asshole until they get to
understand my humor. After they get to know me, they realize I have
alot of compassion and I'm always willing to help someone, and I'm
quite trusting. This gets me burned alot. But I just don't have it
in me to be jaded.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Books: A Song of Ice and Fire series by George R. R. Martin and The
Wheel Of Time series by Robert Jordan.
Movie? I don't usually watch movies more than once but, Fight Club is second to God.
Food: anything home cooked or Sicilian food, sushi, Mexican, hell, I'll eat most anything.
Movie? I don't usually watch movies more than once but, Fight Club is second to God.
Food: anything home cooked or Sicilian food, sushi, Mexican, hell, I'll eat most anything.
The six things I could never do without
My resource draining ratabrats.
Babysitters (they are worth their weight in gold).
My bike (love long roadtrips to places I've never been although, it's not the same without a girl you love spending time with sittin' on the back.
I have a really great family so, I guess I'll list them.
That's all really.
Babysitters (they are worth their weight in gold).
My bike (love long roadtrips to places I've never been although, it's not the same without a girl you love spending time with sittin' on the back.
I have a really great family so, I guess I'll list them.
That's all really.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
42.
What I'm going to spend all my money on when I'm done with school. Really, I'm daydreaming about it all the time.
Oh yeah, and how to trick a nice girl into helping an old fat guy raise two kids.
What I'm going to spend all my money on when I'm done with school. Really, I'm daydreaming about it all the time.
Oh yeah, and how to trick a nice girl into helping an old fat guy raise two kids.
On a typical Friday night I am
Unfortunately at home with my soul devouring children. Please give
me reason to duct tape them up, throw them in a closet, and go out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I don't know. I'm not really embarrased about anything I've done.
There are illegal activities I won't talk about in writing but, if
you get to know me, I'll tell you about them.
You should message me if
You would like to save my soul from a slow, lonely, decay. Or if
you just wanna go out and get to know me. I keep things pretty
light and, my feelings don't get hurt if you decide you're not
interested. Just be honest about it.
