Her gorilla grips can pick me up and body slam me at any given moment in time if I start acting up. She'll want me to carry her on my back like a damn camel through the Sahara desert, treading the mall to leave her Louboutins in pristine condition. She'll need to have at least 20 cats...in one room...at all times.
Do you cook and clean? A choke slam through the dinner glass table would be her reply. Apparently its blasphemous to mention 'Cook' and 'Clean' in a sentence to a women in the 21st century..yes, the times have changed.