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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 2:32pm
5′ 8″ (1.72m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like being unexpected, surprising people and working with my hands. I don't get to do it much these days. Too many computer related tasks need doing.

I can be utterly nerdy if I want to be and I know a lot of stuff about a lot of things, none of which is correct or useful.

You can probably find out more about me by reading the explanations I leave on the questions I've answered. I tend to feel the need to explain myself a lot.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm an indie games developer who's going to move to Manchester soon.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Climbing, mumbling, touching my toes.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I've changed how I wear my hair. I'm trying a new style out at the moment, I'll see how it goes. Update: It went fine but I got tired of having long unruly hair and got it cut back down to the length my first few pictures.
Update on the update: it has been so long since I last changed my profile that my hair is now the same length again. This amuses me so I'm keeping all the previous discussion of hair length instead of just changing it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Garth Nix, Diana Wynne Jones, Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett

Steven Universe, Gravity Falls, Rick and Morty, SciShow, Philip DeFranko, Tom Ridgewell, Christopher Bingham, Veritasium, Vsauce, Charlie McDonald, Misfits, Heroes, The Shades, Being Human, Mock the Week, Good News, Would I Lie To You, Anything from Derren Brown, Black Books, Spaced, Red Dwarf, Firefly, Battlestar Galactica.
I also have a thing for 1950-60 comedy radio shows.

George Watsky, Bo Burnham, Andrew Huang, Gunnarolla, Supermodel Twins, Jonnathan Coulton, Paul and Storm, Tim Minchin, Weird Al, The Midnight Beast, Matt Griffo.
You can find me on under the same name as here if you'd like to listen to the kind of music I like. I pretty much just go with the suggested tracks now. The "for you" tracks are normally pretty good..

Oh and if you don't recognise any of the people I just listed and you want to look up just one to get a general gist of what I like, look up George Watsky's "Whoa Whoa Whoa". In fact, here's a link:

More of a pop song fan? Have a Bo Burnham link:

Favourite film is "Frequently Asked Questions About Time Travel" at the moment, although "Galaxy Quest" was pretty awesome and "Treasure Planet" makes me melt inside.

These are just some of my favourites. With most things, if you suggest something I'll probably go look it up and I'll probably like it.

I'm going to rant about 50 Shades of Grey now. Feel free to skip ahead to the next section.

Why am I ranting about 50SoG? Because someone put it in their "favourite books" section. It's an overgrown piece of erotic fan fiction! You shouldn't be proudly showing off that you've read it! Don't get me wrong, I've got my own favourite pieces of erotic fiction but I don't go claiming that they're worthy literary works that broadened my mind! "But I read it for the love story!" People read 50SoG for the love story in the same way guys read porn mags for the articles. Yeah they'll read them, yeah they'll enjoy them, but they bought it for the tits. "Oh but it helps us express sexual independence" Because nothing says "Sexual independence" like an utterly male dominated BDSM relationship. Stop claiming it's a good book and just admit that you like feeling as though you were doing something naughty by owning a copy.

OK, I'm done.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My limbs
My health
My memories
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Losing track of what I've just lost track of.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In all honesty, I'll probably be playing a computer game. I've lost some of the hearing in my right ear from people yelling into it in clubs so I'm a little pissed at loud music these days. It wasn't even good music.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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If I'm willing to admit it, it's not very private is it.

I change this section every now and then depending on what I want to reveal

This week's reveal is that I get genuinely annoyed when people use more than one punctuation mark at the end of their sentences. "WHAT???" means the same as "WHAT?", the extra question marks just make it look like you're waving your hands around as you say it.
I also tend to read over punctuated sentences aloud in a silly voice and flail my arms appropriately even if there's no one around to appreciate me mocking it.
You should message me if
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You've read all the stuff I've written here and you're still interested. That's always a good sign!