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22 Middlesbrough, UK Man


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  • Ages 18–35
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5′ 8″ (1.72m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
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Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I like being unexpected, surprising people and working with my hands. I don't get to do it much these days. Too many computer related tasks need doing.

I can be utterly nerdy if I want to be and I know a lot of stuff about a lot of things, none of which is correct or useful.

You can probably find out more about me by reading the explanations I leave on the questions I've answered. I tend to feel the need to explain myself a lot.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm an indie games developer living in Middlesbrough.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Climbing, mumbling, touching my toes.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I've changed how I wear my hair. I'm trying a new style out at the moment, I'll see how it goes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Garth Nix, Diana Wynne Jones, Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett

Hank Green, John Green, Philip DeFranko, Tom Ridgewell, Christopher Bingham, Veritasium, Vsauce, Charlie McDonald, Misfits, Heroes, The Shades, Being Human, Mock the Week, Good News, Would I Lie To You, Anything from Derren Brown, Black Books, Spaced, Red Dwarf, HIMYM, Big Bang Theory, Scrubs... The usual. I'm also developing a thing for 1950-60 comedy radio shows.

Andrew Huang, Gunnarolla, Supermodel Twins, Jonnathan Coulton, Paul and Storm, Tim Minchin, Weird Al, The Midnight Beast, Matt Griffo.
You can find me on under the same name as here if you'd like to listen to the kind of music I like. I pretty much just go with the suggested tracks now. The "for you" tracks are normally pretty good..

Favourite film is "Frequently Asked Questions About Time Travel" at the moment.

These are just some of my favourites. With most things, if you suggest something I'll probably go look it up and I'll probably like it.

I'm going to rant about 50 Shades of Grey now. Feel free to skip ahead to the next section.

Why am I ranting about 50SoG? Because someone put it in their "favourite books" section. It's an overgrown piece of erotic fan fiction! You shouldn't be proudly showing off that you've read it! Don't get me wrong, I've got my own favourite pieces of erotic fiction but I don't go claiming that they're worthy literary works that broadened my mind! "But I read it for the love story!" People read 50SoG for the love story in the same way guys read porn mags for the articles. Yeah they'll read them, yeah they'll enjoy them, but they bought it for the tits. "Oh but it helps us express sexual independence" Because nothing says "Sexual independence" like an utterly male dominated BDSM relationship. Stop claiming it's a good book and just admit that you like feeling as though you were doing something naughty by owning a copy.

OK, I'm done.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My limbs
My health
My memories
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Wondering what I was doing a few seconds ago before I started thinking about whatever it was that I was thinking about before I started thinking "What was I doing a few seconds ago?"...

If you've never done this you have no idea how frustrating it is!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In all honesty, I'll probably be playing a computer game. I've lost some of the hearing in my right ear from people yelling into it in clubs so I'm a little pissed at loud music these days. It wasn't even good music.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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If I'm willing to admit it, it's not very private is it.

I change this section on a regular basis depending on what I want to reveal

This week's reveal is that I'm really bad at looking after myself. I tend to disbelieve anyone who says doing X will make things go wrong. Like not wearing shoes in the house. Apparently if you don't wash your floors and vacuum your carpets enough you can get terrible foot based infections just by walking around your own home barefoot. But I like being barefoot so I risk it.
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