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23 Middlesbrough, UK Man


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  • Ages 18–35
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Last online
Today – 1:24am
5' 8" (1.72m)
Body Type
Christianity but it’s not important
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I like being different, surprising people and working with my hands. I don't get to do it much these days. Too many computer related tasks need doing.

I can be utterly nerdy if I want to be and I know a lot of stuff about a lot of things, none of which is correct or useful.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm an indie games developer who's out of work and trying to become qualified to help out in a wilderness living camp over next summer.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Climbing, mumbling, touching my toes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Garth Nix, Diana Wynne Jones, Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett

Steven Universe, Gravity Falls, Rick and Morty, SciShow, Philip DeFranko, Tom Ridgewell, Christopher Bingham, Veritasium, Vsauce, Charlie McDonald, Misfits, Heroes, The Shades, Being Human, Mock the Week, Good News, Would I Lie To You, Anything from Derren Brown, Black Books, Spaced, Red Dwarf, Firefly, Battlestar Galactica.
I also have a thing for 1950-60 comedy radio shows.

George Watsky, Bo Burnham, Andrew Huang, Gunnarolla, Supermodel Twins, Jonnathan Coulton, Paul and Storm, Tim Minchin, Weird Al, The Midnight Beast, Matt Griffo.
You can find me on under the same name as here if you'd like to listen to the kind of music I like. I pretty much just go with the suggested tracks now. The "for you" tracks are normally pretty good..

Oh and if you don't recognise any of the people I just listed and you want to look up just one to get a general gist of what I like, look up George Watsky's "Whoa Whoa Whoa". In fact, here's a link:

More of a pop song fan? Have a Bo Burnham link:

Favourite film is "Frequently Asked Questions About Time Travel" at the moment, although "Galaxy Quest" was pretty awesome and "Treasure Planet" makes me melt inside.

These are just some of my favourites. With most things, if you suggest something I'll probably go look it up and I'll probably like it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My limbs
My health
My memories
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Losing track of what I've just lost track of.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In all honesty, I'll probably be playing a computer game. I've lost some of the hearing in my right ear from people yelling into it in clubs so I'm a little pissed at loud music these days. It wasn't even good music.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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If I'm willing to admit it, it's not very private is it.

I change this section every now and then depending on what I want to reveal

This week's reveal is that I break down and cry whenever they do a serious episode of Steven Universe. Steven Universe is the story of a boy trying to prove to the adults in his life that he's grown up too! But the more of the adult world he uncovers, the more he realises that being an adult is really just being good at hiding how emotionally messed up you are from kids.
You should message me if
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You've read all the stuff I've written here and you're still interested. That's always a good sign!