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32 M Portland, OR

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Last Online
Today – 3:33pm
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs

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My self-summary
I have to write a really good first sentence here or else I'm not getting anyone's attention, right?

Okay, that works - no spell check red squiggly lines, nothing unnecessarily embarrassing.

I wish I had a dog, but I have houseplants instead. I subscribe to way more magazines than I can read. I've never found a pair of sunglasses that looks right on me. I enjoy hiking and camping and jogging, but I also enjoy the opposite of all those things. My karaoke standard is George Micheal's "Faith." I am right handed and rarely untie my shoes.

I own a bathrobe but wearing it never seems to make sense. It just sits there, hanging on the back of my door, and I start to feel bad about it like when I was young and felt guilty about the toys I didn't play with as much. I may be spending too much of this essay dwelling on a robe I don't use.

It is strange to me that it takes an hour to make a baked potato. At one point, I wore a bear suit, professionally. I floss daily.
What I’m doing with my life
I traveled around the country for several years, as well as making pit stops in places like DC, New York, and some suburb of Seattle. I was teaching theater to children, and singing, and dancing, though none of these are things I would consider myself particularly skilled at anymore.

I've been back in Oregon about six years and now I work in an office and go to meetings and sometimes wear a suit that is not a bear suit. It's a contrast, but that's how you afford rent and car payments and a toaster.

My life is not my work so I try to build a pretty active existence outside it with good friends and hobbies.

As an FYI - I'm not paying for the A-List thing, so if you "favorite" or star me or whatever, I can't tell. Just shoot me a message.
I’m really good at
Run on sentences. Clearly, this is a very bad example. Also, sentence fragments. Excessive, commas.
The first things people usually notice about me
My complete inability to color coordinate.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favorite book is "In the Lake of the Woods" by Tim O'Brien, but I enjoy David Sedaris immensely and even met him once. I was getting a book signed after a reading and he asked me if I smoked. I told him I didn't anymore and he signed my book, "No one likes a quitter."

Now, when a New York Times best selling author invites you outside to have a cigarette, I am honestly not a person to say no. So while fifty to sixty people waited in line to have their books signed, Mr. Sedaris and I went outside to smoke.

In TV, I really enjoy 30 Rock, Breaking Bad, Dexter. Big fan of the West Wing and the almost obligatory Arrested Development.

I love sushi and Pixar movies.
The six things I could never do without
Hoodies, naps, hiking boots, tea, Oregon, potable water.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the next time I get to go out on my next adventure. Adventure could mean spending a week on the trail or having drinks on the beach and all things in between.

I work in politics so I spend a lot of time thinking about that, and then I spend a lot of time trying not to think about it.
On a typical Friday night I am
wishing one of my friends owned a bouncy castle...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've grown up in Oregon, hiked all over the place, never been to Crater Lake. I guess that's not really private, just another random fact.
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 24–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you like pineapple.