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I wish I had a dog, but I have houseplants instead. I subscribe to way more magazines than I can read. I've never found a pair of sunglasses that looks right on me. I enjoy hiking and camping and jogging, but I also enjoy the opposite of all those things. My karaoke standard is George Micheal's "Faith." I am right handed and rarely untie my shoes.
I own a bathrobe but wearing it never seems to make sense. It just sits there, hanging on the back of my door, and I start to feel bad about it like when I was young and felt guilty about the toys I didn't play with as much. I may be spending too much of this essay dwelling on a robe I don't use.
It is strange to me that it takes an hour to make a baked potato. At one point, I wore a bear suit, professionally. I floss daily.