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35 F Roanoke, TX

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 25–48
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
When drinking
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has a kid
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a single mom which means I totally dig life and I'm happy most of
the time. Some days are happier than others, but, hey, you really
didn't want an emotionless fembot with a pseudo smile constantly
plastered on her ass, did you? I'm just looking for people to talk
to and be friends with. I'm not looking for dates or weird cyber
self manipulation sessions. Please, NO offers of money for random
hookups. I'll call the cops. My right hand works just fine, thank
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Influencing an innocent human being for the next few years and you? I am also wasting ridiculous amounts of time wasting time not on this site.

If I have nothing to do and I don't want to do nothing how do I procrastinate my way out of doing nothing?

the ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy I AM WHO I AM WHEN I'M NOT WHO I AM SUPPOSED TO BE That's what I'm doing confusing myself and others at every turn I think did anyone understand that because I sure as hell didn't
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Exercising my awesome super powers of
Invisibility in the dark -ok ok still trying to master that one
Running in super slow motion - I call it strolling
Seduction of hats - hide ur fedoras here I come!
Communication with fruit - most fruit needs serious therapy
Never punctuating, often divagating oh and never spacing between paragraphs
Behold my giant walls of text!
Let's see you get past those before crossing the moat of insanity
and after meandering through the woods of confusion before reaching the tower of exuberance if you can get past those few impediments and know how to present a few decent topics of discussion we might get along although to warn you the tower of exuberance is not so aptly named as it contains a plethora of more insanity within more so than exuberance but hey if you have a problem with that contact the advertising department and good luck getting any of those bastards on the phone as they will put you on hold for eternity with nary a qualm about doing something so cruel can't you just hear it now the sweet sweet musty sounds of easy listening BEHOLD the realm of Kenny G! Muahahahaha!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My elevator don't go to the top floor.
Not the brightest bulb on the chandelier
One brick short of a full load
Stranger than a two dollar bill
Crazy enough to have bats in the belfry
Lights on nobody home.
No lead in my pencil.
I was sleeping when the good lord was handing out brains.
A couple cards short of a full deck.

The gates are down , the lights are flashing but there's no train coming

My eyes and smile if you want to be nice if you don't then you will notice that
You can't have your cake and eat it too.
I can't believe I ate the whole cake. Believe it. You ate it. Honey It shows
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: almost anything by Milan Kundera and a few other authors I am too lazy to name.
Movies: comedy mostly and quite a few foreign films here and there. I never listed movies because there are way to many to list so in future ask me for this info as I seem to have a different opinion on what good music and movies are than a lot of people I talk to on here I also apprently consider a "wide range" of music and movies to be something completely different to what I keep seeing ppl post on here can u feel the rant inducing rage build within me as I write this? Oh Yeah prepare for it hahahaa
Music: love it like a bit of all except tejano sorry but I can't deal with it some of my favorite groups would be Kava, the Gotan Project, Altan Urag, Gackt, Rin and of course the James Vernon trio since I have to support my friends and they do play some good jazz. Oh and Korean pop and boy bands because sometimes I just have to bust a move to the g dragon's heartbreaker I know I is can has issues. ^_^ Food:Indian,Chinese,Mexican,Ethiopian,Argentinian,Brazilian,Japanese,African ok how about anything "ethnic" as my father the "chef" calls me the third world gourmet.

Tv saw part of a clip for something called millionare matchmaker this woman was complementing one of the candidates (he owns his own business that sells food at fairs and stuff), and she said that food is the way to a womans heart, and he was like "yeah...yeah, i mean, foods the only other thing you can put in a woman"
Methinks this man is genius even tho the show looks retarded
Dr. Who and The Graham Norton Show
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My mind though I question still if I didnt lose that a long time ago
Sleep the proof of it is this entire profile you might be reading a lovely sweet normal profile if the sleep deprivation had not driven me mad
My computer(which crapped out on me as it would rather commit suicide than put up with me so I went and got a new one yeah toshiba who need's YOU?!)
My character if it were any different I would have lost it in a postal worker gone mad type of way a long time ago
Korean boy bands or else who could I dance like a spazz to?
The Leek Spin song look it up if you dare.
I think that is six why does it have to be 6 if they had said 5 you would never have had to see the Leek Spin song just remember okc did that to you now what are u gonna do about it?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why we live in a society where hot coffee needs to be labled as hot

Cheese graters could also be marketed and sold as sponge ruiners. Think about it.

You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think -Dorothy Parker <--I love some but not all quotes

I have a lot of "random" thoughts like When life gives you oranges you make lemonade and leave them wondering how the hell you did it but hell even when life gives you lemons you are left questioning how you made lemonade since it requires water and sugar too and if life also gave you water(life source) and sugar(sweetness) what the hell are you complaining about and what is the point of that saying? Btw who invented pants? well I also think about social injustices political issues the stupidest things I can come up with along with strange new recipes speaking of I love to share odd foods so dark chocolate with jasmine anyone? damn it I need a job! My interest in interesting things. It keeps coming up that I need to add an interest I keep adding interests yet it keeps asking so it is now becoming more of an obsession than anything else.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home. What am I doing? Usually I do nothing as there is not much a single parent with a 6yr old that wants to destroy everything he finds can do and do not freak out at my response on drinking, smoking and drugs I am not that bad it is just what I wish I was doing this instant in excess and for those who have felt compelled to have the drugs are bad for you discussion NO I DON'T DO DRUGS! Please shut up go smoke a fatty then we will see if you feel the need to be so uptight and humorless SO NO MORE MESSAGES WITH LECTURES PLEASE YOU BASTARDS!!! I need a drink now and no I no longer smoke exactly I vape and wtf kind of description is that vape oh well
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Well if I admitted it it wouldnt be private now would it? I stick by this answer dammit! Shhhh don't tell him but I think G-Dragon looks like the love child of clay aken and c west dipped in lady gaga juice also I am ascared of clowns
You should message me if
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You are interesting, fun, intelligent and mature enough not to feel the need to show me your goods just because I'm a girl. OK! Apparently most of you did not get the idea here so let us see if we can be more specific I don't want a random picture of your penis no matter how proud you are of it and NO I WILL NOT SHOW YOU THE BOOBS! Raise your hands if you remember anything before the word boobs hmm no one ok not here to "flirt"seriously people men man people there is nothing more annoying that some dude being blatantly obvious about wanting sex and using terms like "flirt" and "talk" your hunter gatherer abilities are waaayyyyy off along with your brain if you think that by saying "u wanna flirt"? you will somehow trap me into unwittingly having random sex or worse yet some weird computer sex because well when I feel the urge I can just hump my computer all on my own thank you very much and please do not waste my time if you are barely capable of saying hi followed by some weird demand for anything sexual as I will not be amused and there will be no way in hell you will get what you want since being treated like I'm a piece of meat is not on my list of things to do today