I recently moved out of shitty suburban Kirkland and into Seattle proper. Rejoice!
I'm a man of action. I get my work done, then go out in gold sequined booty shorts and ass-shake the night away. Fuck it.
I am kitsch personified. I am a collector of basic level knowledge on a variety of things; I like to exchange views and statistics on quantum physics, sociology, the human condition, statistical demographics, gender politics, social justice, socialism, esports, which Bluth was the most charming, Goetia, feminism, 60's soul, elegant code, Reek (It rhymes with weak), the Oxford comma, the constant and unstoppable downward spiral of Walter White, and what makes a good Scotch.
I have the inexplicable ability to hold solid conversations about things that I have no right knowing about.
I am engaging, organized, irreverent, social and intentional.
I am a supporter of social justice, civil liberty, human rights, LGBTQ equality, and consider myself an intersectional feminist.
I can put one foot behind my head while standing up. This, along with the tattoo of the USS Enterprise (NCC-1701) on my ass, has earned me more than a few new friends.
"If I have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants" -Isaac Newton