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ZombieSquirrels

24 Bridgewater, MA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:09am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), Arabic (Poorly), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Name's Josh. Gonna try to keep this short. ISTJ if you're into that.

I'm actually looking for a lasting relationship. Been through some crap in life and it's showed me what's important. At this point in life, more than anything, I just want to find that one girl that I'm meant to be with. Not expecting to find her anytime soon, but one can hope.

I'm an artsy nerd and am currently working towards a career in either comics or concept art. Would die without music. Huge into video games. I love the outdoors. Love stuff like camping, fishing, kayaking, and the occasional short hike. Used to fly planes and still love all things aviation. Enjoy cooking. Have a soft spot for animals and tend to start talking to them in a baby voice without noticing. Intelligence is important to me. Humor is extremely important to me. Integrity means the world to me.

Not fond of sports, hippies, or spiders. Well actually, I can slightly tolerate sports. Can't say the same for hippies and spiders though. Beaches suck too. Mainly cause I'm pale as hell and burn like a vampire. Always down for the beach at night/in the fall though.

Oh and I'm extremely shy. Social anxiety and all that jazz.

Honestly not expecting much from this site, but hey, ya never know.
What I’m doing with my life
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Wingin it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Games: PC>Nintendo>=Xbox>PS. RPGs>Platformers>FPS.

Also, Battlefield is like fine wine whereas CoD is like the grape juice boxes that you give to the special ed class during snack time.

I hate wine, love juice boxes, and play both.

Movies: Pacific Rim, Tron Legacy, Star Wars III-VI, LotR, Blade Runner, Serenity, The Matrix trilogy, The Dark Knight, Godzilla, Guardians of The Galaxy, Shaun of the Dead, Step Brothers, The Hangover, Let's Go to Prison, Fight Club, anything Tarantino, Trollhunter, Abominable, Hocus Pocus, 28 Days Later, The Big Lebowski, Joe Dirt, anything with Daniel Day-Lewis

Shows: all three Stargates, Firefly, Battlestar Galactica, Fargo, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, It's Always Sunny, anything Tim and Eric, Venture Bros., South Park, Kroll Show, Regular Show, Adventure Time, Samurai Jack, Rick and Morty, anything with Gordon Ramsay yelling at people

Since music is pretty much fuel for my art, I'll listen to anything that sounds good to me and puts a character/scene into my head. Prefer metal/indie/alt-rock though.

Just to name a few bands: The Black Keys, The Birthday Massacre, The Black Angels, some Rob Zombie, NIN, Skindred, Cage The Elephant, like 2 Grimes songs, more Die Antwoord than I care to admit, M83, Twenty One Pilots, Mumford and Sons, Of Monsters and Men, Grouplove, Metric, Rammstein, Andrew W.K., Blink 182, Angels and Airwaves, Owl City,
--------->Machinae Supremacy<-------
GDSDGAHGGsgsdagads DAT SOLO
Totally not my fault if you shat yourself after listening to that. You voluntarily clicked it.

Food: Anything asian. Anything seafood. Anything steak. Especially milk steak boiled over hard with a side of raw jelly beans.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The universe and how it's not a bowl.

Why the eagles didn't just fly the damn ring to Mt. Doom.

How I would escape and get to my backup weapons cache I left in the woods if a group of cannibals locked me in a railcar after luring me to their base with promises of sanctuary during the zombie apocalypse.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I killed Paarthurnax.