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ZombieSquirrels

24 M Bridgewater, MA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–24
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:00am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), Arabic (Poorly), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Name's Josh. Gonna try to keep this short. ISTJ if you're into that.

I'm actually looking for lasting relationship. Been through some crap in life and it's showed me what's important. At this point in life, more than anything, I just want to find that one girl that I'm meant to be with. Not expecting to find her anytime soon, but one can hope.

I'm an artsy nerd and am currently working towards a career in either comics or concept art. Would die without music. Huge into video games. I love the outdoors. Love stuff like camping, fishing, kayaking, and the occasional short hike. Used to fly planes and love all things aviation still. Enjoy cooking. Have a soft spot for animals and will start talking to them in a baby voice without noticing. Intelligence is important to me. Humor is extremely important to me. Integrity means the world to me.

Not fond of sports, hippies, or spiders. Well actually, I can slightly tolerate sports. Can't say the same for hippies and spiders though. Beaches suck too. Mainly cause I'm pale as hell and burn like a vampire. Always down for the beach at night/in the fall though.

Oh and I'm extremely shy. Social anxiety and all that jazz.

Honestly not expecting much from this site, but hey, ya never know.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Wingin it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Games: PC>Nintendo>=Xbox>PS.

Also, Battlefield is like fine wine whereas CoD is like the grape juice boxes that you give to the special ed class during snack time.

I hate wine, love juice boxes, and play both.

Books: Yeaaaah... I don't read. I mean if I'm interested in something I may get a book on it, but I'm not one to get lost in a novel.

Movies: Pacific Rim, Tron Legacy, Star Wars III-VI, LotR, Blade Runner, Serenity, The Matrix trilogy, The Dark Knight, all the Marvel movies, Shaun of the Dead, Step Brothers, The Hangover, Let's Go to Prison, Fight Club, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, Inglorious Basterds, Trollhunter, Abominable, The Revenant, 28 Days Later, The Big Lebowski, Joe Dirt, Anything with Daniel Day-Lewis, Godzilla was fucking awesome RAAAAAWR, and Guardians of The Galaxy was AMAAAZING

Shows: all three Stargates, Firefly, Battlestar Galactica, Fargo, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, It's Always Sunny, anything Tim and Eric, Venture Bros., South Park, Kroll Show, Tosh.0, Regular Show, Adventure Time, Samurai Jack, Rick and Morty, anything with Gordon Ramsay yelling at people

Music: The Black Keys, The Birthday Massacre, The Black Angels, some Rob Zombie, NIN, Skindred, Cage The Elephant, The Limousines, like 2 Grimes songs, more Die Antwoord than I care to admit, Gorillaz, M83, Twenty One Pilots, Mumford and Sons, Grouplove, Fitz and The Tantrums, Metric, Rammstein, Andrew W.K., Blink 182, Angels and Airwaves, Daft Punk before they sucked, Weezer, Infected Mushroom, some dubstep,
--------->Machinae Supremacy<-------
GDSDGAHGGsgsdagads DAT SOLO
Totally not my fault if you shat yourself after listening to that. You voluntarily clicked it.

Food: Anything asian. Anything seafood. Anything Steak. Especially milk steak boiled over hard with a side of raw jelly beans.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The universe and how it's not a bowl.

Why the eagles didn't just fly the damn ring into Mt. Doom.

How I would escape and get to my backup weapons cache I left in the woods if a group of cannibals locked me in a train car after luring me to their hideout with promises of sanctuary during the zombie apocalypse.

*High five if you get that reference*
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Masuda Bicycle Simulator 2014.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I killed Paarthurnax.
You should message me if
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You too believe that Princess Bubblegum is a tyrant that needs to be removed from power.