The man you're about to read about is either someone who would make a great friend that you might share many fun times with but have no romantic inclinations to, possibly he is a complete mismatch that shares none of the things you require for a functioning relationship and spending time with him is rather like nails on a chalkboard, or there is a ever so slightly sliver of a chance that he is love of your life that will compliment your life and enrich your time on earth. The odds are he is the first aforementioned situation but alas those are the odds of life.
Who is this man? This person who lays bits of his life, dislikes, likes, and whatnot on the internet dating pool and to what end?
These questions and many more are about to answered in the following “profile” on the man we simply call “Nick.” Mainly we call him that because that is in fact, his real name.
When not creating a profile to attract a potential mate for life, Nick enjoys many things, gizmos, and natural world around him. He enjoys games of trivia that tax his mental capacity. Obscure trivia and cleverness make him ideally suited for games such as Clue, Balderdash, and pub night games out at the local watering hole. Although not the funniest man alive, his skills dually parlay to other such games as Cards Against Humanity, Racko, and of course strip Trivial Pursuit.
Sports are another strong suit of Nick’s. He enjoys sports so long as it's baseball - and in limited quantity. While he does keep fit by riding a stationary bike an hour a day 5 days a week he does so mainly to balance his sedentary life behind a desk.
His skills are equally impressive in wide open spaces of nature. He enjoys camping as long as he feels the security of an automobile within walking distance. The prospect of escape out of harm’s way and a dry oasis make his decision both practical and forward thinking.
Books plus the action of reading and collecting them excite Nick. Those who do not read or enjoy books may take one solidarity “fuck off” as the great writer Mark Twain would say had he the balls or the fortitude to be alive now.
Art is one of Nick’s greatest passions. His love of art encompasses the natural world as well as the manmade. To not enjoy some aspect of the arts is to live without living, to eat and not be full, to fornicate and not…well you get my point. To this end if you don’t appreciate or enjoy art please stop reading…..now.