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Narrator: OkCupid, the show where we highlight a single person every night in the fascinating world of online dating. Tonight's profile: Arthur Allblack.
Fade in. Camera pans a library while Vivaldi's Spring plays in the background, stops at me sitting in a chair next to a fireplace in a smoking jacket, smoking a pipe and reading a book. I look up in a false surprise.
"Oh, I didn't notice you walk in, hello and welcome! Tonight, we'll be getting to know an enigmatic and wonderful man of mystery. A man who's lived a life of adventure, unpredictability with a healthy dose of action and intrigue. He's gone on tour with a notorious punk band, fought off vicious dogs to save a family, and has even communicated with the afterlife! A truly amazing individual indeed. Tonight, we examine the profile of the underground hero known as Arthur Allblack! All this and more, tonight, on OKCupid."
I pull out a green jar as I go back to reading my book. Fade down.