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ArticleNinja

29 F Arlington, VA

I’m looking for

  • Men who like women
  • Ages 26–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:05pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a pretty stable, together person but I see romance and dating as an area of my life where I can afford to add a little excitement and adventure. I'm fiercely loyal and I really enjoy deep, intense one-on-one time but I also value my independence. I have sophisticated taste and a goofy sense of humor. I love and crave intellectual, cultural and artistic stimulation. I enjoy hours of deep, fascinating conversation. I am completely unafraid to dance sober, to sing karaoke, or to state my opinion.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a lawyer and I run the legal program at a small non-profit organization and I run an Etsy shop on the side, sing in a Jewish a cappella group, attend a monthly tarot reading club, was doing a lot of yoga at one point and need to get back into it, and will look for pretty much any excuse to spend a weekend in Massachusetts. I watch a lot of sci-fi and like to occasionally play some Texas Hold'Em.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making pretty things with my hands, singing, taking flattering photos of people and buying gifts for people. Also I love clothes and like to think I could be a pretty awesome personal shopper or stylist.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My perfume - I absolutely always wear perfume.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: My favorites always seem to change and my taste is all over the place, though I'm recently getting into Isaac Asimov novels.

Movies:
Nightmare Before Christmas, Quills, The Red Violin, Moulin Rouge, Anchorman, Hot Fuzz, Taladaga Nights, Supertroopers, the Lives of Others

TV:
Trek, The X-Files, All Stargates (though I'm only coming to realize that SG-1 totally rips off Trek on so many levels), Psych, Chuck, 24, Arrested Development, Archer, BSG, Firefly, Torchwood, Jericho, BBC Sherlock, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia ... probably more.

Music is an hour long conversation (though recent loves are Guns N' Roses, Led Zep, Daft Punk).

Food: A tortilla (preferably a Trader Joe's habanero lime tortilla) filled with cilantro, avocado and sriracha.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Yoga pants
2. My cameras
3. The steady stream of Boston-related content in my Facebook news feed
4. Sriracha Sauce
5. Exquisite perfumes
6. Science Fiction
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Social issues. And why the hell they ended Star Trek Nemesis like that those bastards.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Karaoke-ing (typically Sweet Child O'Mine), wine and cheese tasting and/or Netflix + knitting-ing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I buy underwear to avoid doing laundry and I frequently talk to myself, often in gibberish.

Oh and I will also taste things that I know are completely inedible. It never tastes the way I want it to. Cocoa shea body butter I'm looking at you.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You intend to actually meet me in person after a reasonable number of messages. I'm not interested in wasting my time chatting or texting indefinitely and I don't really understand why so many guys here are.

You do not regularly mix up "your" and "you're."

You have something to say to me other than "hi" or some variation of "you're hot."

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