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30 Arlington, VA Woman


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 26-39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 3" (1.60m)
Special Diet
Judaism and it’s important
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I enjoy everything from a good Neitzsche quote to a good fart joke. Half sophisticate, half goof-off. Grumpy, but funny. Utterly sleep-deprived. Intellectual in a disenchanted, I'm-just-watching-life-like-it's-a-movie kind of way. I have the handwriting of a jr. high student. I also like art and stuff.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a lawyer who would like to no longer be a lawyer if I could ever decide on what I'd actually like to do, and actually have the balls to go do it in spite of crippling law school debt. Too many current and past hobbies to list...belly dance, yoga, salsa, knitting, piano, perfume making, jewelry making, embroidery, painting, drawing, creative writing, photography, singing a cappella, martial arts, reading tarot cards, Radio DJing. Name it, I've dabbled.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Copying gourmet dishes I ate in restaurants at home. Gift shopping. Situational awareness and remembering strange details other people never even noticed in the first place. Taking flattering photos of other people. Rocking a fabulous outfit. Starting blogs that are really great for about four entries and then never writing in them again. Ditto for Twitter profiles. Caring about grammar and punctuation.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My perfume - I absolutely always wear perfume. And then, obviously, my lady parts.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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TV, not movies. Science fiction and off-kilter, witty, edgy humor. Dark humor. British humor. Star Trek, not the reboots.

Music that stems from blues and rock. Avoid rap, pop, current R&B, current country. Industrial, dark techno, new wave, and then the corniest shit you can possibly think of from the 70s through 90s. Very little music of the 21st century.

Food. Eat fish, but not meat or poultry. Allergic to basil. Everything else, yes. I like to put food in my face. Except broccoli. Which means I can never be the subject of that epic Dana Carvey song.

Start many books, finish few. Like even fewer. Prefer news and magazine articles. Asimov.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Occasionally rereading the tomes of angsty poetry I wrote in high school
2. The free poker app on my iphone
3. The Nordstrom perfume department
4. Online dating forums because how else would a 21st century Washingtonian gain any human interaction, by talking to strangers or something?
5. Sriracha Sauce
6. I'd say caffeinated bev but honestly I think I've developed a resistance
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Social issues. And why the hell they ended Star Trek Nemesis like that those bastards.

Ways to monetize any of my massive repertoire of hobbies.

And why dudes my age are all growing big bushy beards when it makes them look like they throw poop in the woods.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having a philosophical conversation with one of my roommates, or working my second job in an honest-to-goodness real life hat shop. Or watching West Wing reruns. Or going out with the dinner club I run because I run a dinner club.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I hate how routine my life has become.

I think that 99% of white "social justice activists" are really just narcissists who want to pat themselves on the back for how superficially compassionate they are, and they'll gladly appropriate whatever cause is currently en vogue, and they throw around the word "racist" like it's a softball, and they judge moral value by who screams the loudest about the tiniest minutiae and wastes the most time griping on Tumblr. I'm a carless vegetarian who works for a non-profit. I don't need to go to your drum circle protest this weekend in order to prove myself as a liberal to you and your friends.

That userphoto of you posing with a bunch of African and/or Southeast Asian children is both unoriginal and exploitative.

I am mean in the Metro. Really, really mean. Especially to tourists. I hate tourists.

I buy underwear to avoid doing laundry.

If it is between you finding me attractive and me being able to eat carbs, carbs will win 100% of the time. Carbs > you. I repeat, carbs > you.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're capable of having a dick without being one.

My willingness to put up with obnoxious messages is directly correlated to how good looking you are so if you're mediocre then you'd better be funny.