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30 • Arlington, VA • Woman
I’m looking for
- Ages 26-39
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last online
- Online now!
- Relationship Type
- Strictly monogamous
- 5' 3" (1.60m)
- Special Diet
- Judaism and it’s important
- Post grad
- Doesn’t have kids
- English (Fluently), French (Somewhat)
Music that stems from blues and rock. Avoid rap, pop, current R&B, current country. Industrial, dark techno, new wave, and then the corniest shit you can possibly think of from the 70s through 90s. Very little music of the 21st century.
Food. Eat fish, but not meat or poultry. Allergic to basil. Everything else, yes. I like to put food in my face. Except broccoli. Which means I can never be the subject of that epic Dana Carvey song.
Start many books, finish few. Like even fewer. Prefer news and magazine articles. Asimov.
2. The free poker app on my iphone
3. The Nordstrom perfume department
4. Online dating forums because how else would a 21st century Washingtonian gain any human interaction, by talking to strangers or something?
5. Sriracha Sauce
6. I'd say caffeinated bev but honestly I think I've developed a resistance
Ways to monetize any of my massive repertoire of hobbies.
And why dudes my age are all growing big bushy beards when it makes them look like they throw poop in the woods.
I think that 99% of white "social justice activists" are really just narcissists who want to pat themselves on the back for how superficially compassionate they are, and they'll gladly appropriate whatever cause is currently en vogue, and they throw around the word "racist" like it's a softball, and they judge moral value by who screams the loudest about the tiniest minutiae and wastes the most time griping on Tumblr. I'm a carless vegetarian who works for a non-profit. I don't need to go to your drum circle protest this weekend in order to prove myself as a liberal to you and your friends.
That userphoto of you posing with a bunch of African and/or Southeast Asian children is both unoriginal and exploitative.
I am mean in the Metro. Really, really mean. Especially to tourists. I hate tourists.
I buy underwear to avoid doing laundry.
If it is between you finding me attractive and me being able to eat carbs, carbs will win 100% of the time. Carbs > you. I repeat, carbs > you.
My willingness to put up with obnoxious messages is directly correlated to how good looking you are so if you're mediocre then you'd better be funny.
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