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26 M Fort Collins, CO

My Details

Last Online
Jun 8
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly vegan
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Working on masters program
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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"The job of philosophy is to replace inarticulate certainty with articulate doubt."

A professional philosopher, amateur climber, and expression-first musician, I enjoy most outdoor activities, any music that sounds weird or features an ugly voice, and thinking.

Originally from New York, I grew up in New Jersey and recently moved to Colorado to study. I truly love it here, though I do miss the food and music of No Funswick, NJ.

I spend a lot of time reading for and writing my thesis, but enjoy time with friends; spitballing with some beers, wine, or whiskey is one idea of a fun evening, but I also enjoy going out and trying new things often.
What I’m doing with my life
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-Climbing and lifting
-Writing songs
-Working towards tenured professorship and subjectivity research
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Problem solving, sarcasm, twinkle-slug, levity, smash brothers for nintendo 64 (I am VERY good)
The first things people usually notice about me
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I gesticulate
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Ecce Homo: How to Become What You Are, by Nietzsche, changed my life years ago by changing how I viewed myself and others.
On the Phenomenology of the Consciousness of Internal Time (Husserl), Selfhood and Subjectivity (Zahavi), and How the Body Shapes the Mind (Gallagher) instilled in me a love of phenomenology and overwhelming interest in psychopathology.

I like sci-fi, most notably Doctor Who, and zombie shows and movies such as The Walking Dead and 28 Days Later. I also like anything medieval or magical (I loved the Harry Potter books and movies), and anything where every character is an asshole (looking at you, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia).

I like my music to express something, not simply through the lyrics but through the music. I am a big fan of ugly voices, and I also think that stupidity has its place in music. As such, I'm a big fan of post-emo, emo, and post-rock, used to be really into punk during my adolescence, and can really appreciate ween. I also like math-rock, electronic, etc. My favorite band is Modest Mouse, particularly their older stuff (Sad Sappy Sucker is beautiful), and my favorite album is "Building Nothing out of Something."

I love to try new, healthy recipes. Pasta is a mainstay in my current diet, as are various egg dishes (especially omelets and over-easy with tons of veggies). Indian food might be my favorite kind.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particular order:
-Rock climbing
-My guitar
-My bike
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Impressional object-awareness, and why the subject isn't as impressive.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having a drink or two with friends and co-workers, making esoteric puns, directing conversation while figuring things out, and ultimately saying too much before moving in a way I would describe as "dancing."
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I can't snap my fingers on my left hand. I've tried to figure it out. If I want to snap my left, I just snap my right while the left goes through the motions. This tricks my mind into a "close enough" sort of stance.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
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I am interested in people who will question me when I don't make sense, will teach me when I don't understand, and will collaborate on mystery. I think dialectic is fun - I love to learn, teach, laugh, and spend time with like-minded people.

I would also be glad to hear from you if you want to climb, lift, sing, or just have a conversation.