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Spilledsometea

26 M Revere, MA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:24am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Space camp
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Hello! My name is Jimmy! I like making lists!

Here is a list

Things I like to do/also stuff that I find cool (in no particular order)
1. Go to thrift stores and look for cool records/old video games/vhs tapes/t-shirts
2. Listen to cool records/play old video games/watch movies/wear t-shirts
3. Read too many books at once.
4. Start projects and then get distracted and never finish them
5.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work at Spencers!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I know my way around a kitchen.

Being clumsy and accident prone

I'm a very shrewd Monopoly player.

Answering trivia questions.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably my beard, unless I shaved, then my lack of beard. Also, I have been butt groped in crowds on multiple occasions, so my butt. Also, my hair and snakebites.

When I'm not sportin' a snazzy haircut, I have a TON of hats and I wear them frequently.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
BOOKS
Chuck Klosterman
Chuck Palahniuk
Raymond Chandler
Vonnegut
Hunter Thompson
Bill Watterson

MOVIES
Black Dynamite
A Goofy Movie
Duck Soup
Anything with Bill Murray
Sandlot
Goodfellas
This is the End
Mr. Nobody
Anything with Batman

TV SHOWS
Adventure Time
Shameless
Dr. Who
South Park
Game of Thrones (NO SPOILERS PLEASE, I'm embarrassingly behind)
Rick and Morty
Bob's Burgers
Workaholics

Music
BTMI!
A$AP Rocky
Paul Simon
Misfits
Tom Waits
Action Bronson
A Tribe Called Quest
MF DOOM
Pixies
Billy Joel

FOOD
Cake
Bacon
Pizza
Burritos
Burgers
Fried Chicken
Brownies

The stuff on these lists are not in any specific order.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Headphones
Mints
A pen
A lighter
Something to read
Wallet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I strive to be a mixture of The Dude and Kermit the Frog, so I often catch myself asking myself "Is this something The Dude/Kermit would do/say?" before most decisions.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
My Friday nights usually involve blunts and wandering aimlessly, or work.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I cried at the first Pokemon movie

I don't care about baseball at all. It is naptown, population: me

When I'm sick/injured, I become a whiny baby
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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You think I'm interesting. Nifty, even.

Are copacetic with the whole Kermit/The Dude thing

If you wanna chill and burn one.

Or for no reason at all!