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ArtisinalPickles

25 M Revere, MA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 16
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Space camp
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Hello! My name is Jimmy! I like making lists!

Here is a list

Things I like to do/also stuff that I find cool (in no particular order)
1. Go to thrift stores and look for cool records/old video games/vhs tapes/t-shirts
2. Listen to cool records/play old video games/watch movies/wear t-shirts
3. Read too many books at once.
4. Start projects and then get distracted and never finish them
5.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm working full time at a thrift store. Yaaaaay!
I’m really good at
I know how to cook, and do so frequently.

I can memorize the lyrics to any song in about an hour.

Try to beat me in a trivia game. You won't.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably my beard, unless I shaved, then my lack of beard. Also, I have been butt groped in crowds on multiple occasions, so my butt. Also, my hair and snakebites.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
BOOKS
Chuck Klosterman
Chuck Palahniuk
Raymond Chandler
Vonnegut
Hunter Thompson

MOVIES
Black Dynamite
A Goofy Movie
Duck Soup
Anything with Bill Murray
Sandlot
Goodfellas
This is the End
Anything Batman

TV SHOWS
Adventure Time
Breaking Bad
Dr. Who
South Park
Kroll show
Parks & Rec
Workaholics

Music
BTMI!
A$AP Rocky
Pixies
Tom Waits
Andrew Jackson Jihad
A Tribe Called Quest
Hall & Oates

FOOD
Cake
Bacon
Pizza
Burritos
Burgers
Fried Chicken
Pie

The stuff on these lists are not in any specific order.
The six things I could never do without
Headphones
Mints
A pen
A lighter
Something to read
Wallet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I strive to be a mixture of The Dude and Kermit the Frog, so I often catch myself asking myself "Is this something The Dude/Kermit would do/say?" before most decisions.
On a typical Friday night I am
Saturdays are my Fridays and I usually end up blowing my paycheck in some way, shape, or form.

Usually on flannel, books, or music.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a habit of swallowing my gum.
I cuss too much.
I have this weird inability to lie. Even when it's probably what I should do. When I try lying, I feel immediately guilty and get nervous. So I don't do it. It's kinda inconvenient.
I can't seem to care about baseball. No matter how hard I try, I just can't care.
I cried at the first Pokemon movie.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You think I'm kinda interesting, are copacetic about the whole "I want to be an amphibian Jeff Bridges" thing, and wanna know more about me.

Or for no reason. I like messages for no reason, too.