Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Insomniac filling the hours with horror story podcasts and
Professional cook, archaeologist, archer, zen-buddhist, occultist,
queer positive, gender-fluid, pansexual.
I'm from a middle of nowhere university town moved to the
If you enjoy a lot of active hobbies then we should get along.
Archery, yoga, camping, fire circles, hiking, fishing, and so
A nerd and a bit of a weirdo. Looking to share comic books,
conventions, and conversations over beer about it all. All over the
internet from tumblr and fetlife to 4chan and deathsquad.
Do you read as much as possible, go out to see heady movies with
friends, and spend your alone time writing in dive bars or smoking
hookah at home?
Cool, me too.
I'm a mostly non-monogamous, non-possessive, sex positive, queer
Not interested in jealously or being owned. Just looking for people
to hang out with, develop friendships with, and deeper
relationships from how well we get along.
What I’m doing with my life
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Making the career transition from archaeologist to fancy cook to
what comes after fancy cook.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being a jack-off of all trades.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Most comics, classical fiction, and beat poetry; dramas and occult
thrillers; musicals; indie folk, blues, rockabilly, and bluegrass;
raw fish, fruit, and bloody steaks.
Anything to do with Sherlock Holmes, the Doctor, or stoic Ryan
Gosling movies. Also, very obsessed with Welcome to Night Vale and
just good story telling in general.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Zen antics and dharma bums.
Comic books and Faustian pacts.
The plight of Simon Petrikov.
What's going on with Green Arrow and Hawkeye.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Cooking, plating, drinking, reading, drinking more, doing something
terrible, making a mess, passing out, waking up, playing Skyrim,
passing bac out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I hate being bored and do all I can to avoid it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You dig up dead people, put them in the ground, or shoot a
If we match over 85% and you're up till sunrise then come smoke a
hookah and read comics with me.
You want to tell me something boring about yourself, learn
something boring about me, and then cook a meal together.
#1 requirement... You've seen enough Cronenbourg films to the point
where his name is an adjective to you.
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