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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 5:40pm
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Other (Fluently), Latin (Poorly), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Insomniac filling the hours with horror story podcasts and cooking.

I work six twelve hour days a week making amazing food, I spend most of the rest of my time with other cooks getting drunk and playing katana baseball on a roof or setting things on fire. (5/25/15)

Professional cook, archaeologist, archer, zen-buddhist, occultist, queer positive, gender-fluid, pansexual.

I'm from a middle of nowhere university town moved to the city.
If you enjoy a lot of active hobbies then we should get along. Archery, yoga, camping, fire circles, hiking, fishing, and so on.

A nerd and a bit of a weirdo. Looking to share comic books, conventions, and conversations over beer about it all. All over the internet from tumblr and fetlife to 4chan and deathsquad.
Do you read as much as possible, go out to see heady movies with friends, and spend your alone time writing in dive bars or smoking hookah at home?
Cool, me too.

I'm a mostly non-monogamous, non-possessive, sex positive, queer male.
Not interested in jealously or being owned. Just looking for people to hang out with, develop friendships with, and deeper relationships from how well we get along.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Making the career transition from archaeologist to fancy cook to what comes after fancy cook.

I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being a jack-off of all trades.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Fluidity of appearance.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Most comics, classical fiction, and beat poetry; dramas and occult thrillers; musicals; indie folk, blues, rockabilly, and bluegrass; raw fish, fruit, and bloody steaks.

Anything to do with Sherlock Holmes, the Doctor, or stoic Ryan Gosling movies. Also, very obsessed with Welcome to Night Vale and just good story telling in general.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Fellow cooks
Gaming and binge watching...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Money, debt, my future, what I want to make for staff meal, that loaf of bread I want to make tomorrow before work, ghosts and comedy and shit, where my fellow cooks will party tonight and how I can dominate that event or just make some good connections.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Cooking, plating, drinking, reading, drinking more, doing something terrible, making a mess, passing out, waking up, playing Skyrim, passing bac out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!

I hate being bored and do all I can to avoid it.
You should message me if
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You dig up dead people, put them in the ground, or shoot a bow.

If we match over 85% and you're up till sunrise then come smoke a hookah and read comics with me.

You want to tell me something boring about yourself, learn something boring about me, and then cook a meal together.

#1 requirement... You've seen enough Cronenbourg films to the point where his name is an adjective to you.