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Artiste_Woland

28 Chicago, IL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 21–36
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 1:55am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Buddhism
Sign
Capricorn
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Other (Fluently), Latin (Poorly), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Professional cook, archaeologist, archer, zen-buddhist, occultist, queer positive, gender-fluid, pansexual.

Despite my schedule of working literally half of the hours in a week, I'm a very big fan of laying with another on the roof of my house, smoking a hookah, and listening to horror story podcasts. Checking out a cemetery or abandoned building after hours with a joint or a six pack. Hanging out in a dive bar and yelling at each other about something we both studied in college. Or playing katana baseball in a back alley at 4am. C'est moi vie.
What I’m doing with my life
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Cooking for 10-12 hours, drinking with friends or reading at home, sleeping. Repeat seven days a week.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being a jack-off of all trades.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I sing a lot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Most comics, classical fiction, and beat poetry; dramas and occult thrillers; musicals; indie folk, blues, rockabilly, and bluegrass; raw fish, fruit, and bloody meat.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
6-8 hrs sleep
Annoying cats
Headphones
Sunglasses
A hat
Staff beer
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ghosts, aliens, and monsters.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Cooking.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have three cats.
You should message me if
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You've seen enough Cronenbourg films to the point where his name is an adjective to you.