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Artiste_Woland

27 Chicago, IL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 21–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:53pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Buddhism
Sign
Capricorn
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Other (Okay), Latin (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I'm.... trying to beat all of Skyrim right now, so there's that.

Professional cook, archaeologist, archer, zen-buddhist, occultist, queer positive, gender-fluid, pansexual.

I'm from a middle of nowhere university town moved to the city.
If you enjoy a lot of active hobbies then we should get along. Archery, yoga, camping, fire circles, hiking, fishing, and so on.

A nerd and a bit of a weirdo. Looking to share comic books, conventions, and conversations over beer about it all. All over the internet from tumblr and fetlife to 4chan and deathsquad.
Do you read as much as possible, go out to see heady movies with friends, and spend your alone time writing in dive bars or smoking hookah at home?
Cool, me too.

I'm a mostly non-monogamous, non-possessive, sex positive, queer male.
Not interested in jealously or being owned. Just looking for people to hang out with, develop friendships with, and deeper relationships from how well we get along.
What I’m doing with my life
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Making the career transition from archaeologist to fancy cook to what comes after fancy cook.

Listening to Welcone to Night Vale, Nerd Poker, smodcasts, Hardcore History, and Joe Rogan as I drive all over the state way way way too much for my health and sanity.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being a jack-off of all trades.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Fluidity of appearance.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Most comics, classical fiction, and beat poetry; dramas and occult thrillers; musicals; indie folk, blues, rockabilly, and bluegrass; raw fish, fruit, and bloody steaks.

Anything to do with Sherlock Holmes, the Doctor, or stoic Ryan Gosling movies. Also, very obsessed with Welcome to Night Vale and just good story telling in general.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Interbutts
Cats
Friends
Car
Lust
Outdoors
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Zen antics and dharma bums.

Comic books and Faustian pacts.

The plight of Simon Petrikov.

What's going on with Green Arrow and Hawkeye.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Cooking, plating, drinking, reading, drinking more, doing something terrible, making a mess, passing out, waking up, playing Skyrim, passing bac out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sublime-Pathos.tumblr.com

My favorite movie is Wristcutters.

I hate being bored and do all I can to avoid it.
You should message me if
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You dig up dead people, put them in the ground, or shoot a bow.

If we match over 85% and you're up till sunrise then come smoke a hookah and read comics with me.

You want to tell me something boring about yourself, learn something boring about me, and then cook a meal together.

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