Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
WANTED: GOOD HEARTED, LOVING MAN.
Seeking good hearted, loving man of the Caucasian race, between the
ages of 21 and 32. Single white female seeks companionship.
Your duties will include but not be limited to; giving hugs, giving
kisses, rubbing feet and back, planing romantic evenings, and
following through with activities for said evenings, listening,
public speaking, nursing the ill, cuddling, bathing, and just being
For completing said duties and more you will receive all of the
above in return, and complete dedication to only you. Job comes
with many perks. Health benefits are not included.
CRITERIA FOR APPLICATION:
21-32 years of age
Steady income of monetary values
Reliable means of transportation
MUST be available full time
Must have no baggage
Hands must be line free, and must not bare any permanent
Applicants should apply knowing said criteria, and should apply in
response to the following:
1. Why are you interested?
2. What do you do for a living?
3. How long was your last relationship? Why did it end?
4. Do you like animals?
THIS IS NOT A PART TIME, SEASONAL OR SPRING BREAK JOB! THIS IS A
FULL TIME JOB EXPECTING COMPLETE DEDICATION!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
you will get to learn about this in orientation
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
you will get to learn about this at your promotion
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
you will get to learn about this at orientation
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Pirates of the Caribbean
I am the Great Horse
Night at the Museum
Home on the Range
Lilo and Stitch
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Animals (horses mostly)
(in no particular order..)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
hoping to be able to be spending more time dedicated to above said
You should message me if
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you understood the above information, and can meet ALL criteria!
Not interested otherwise. Thank you and have a good day.
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