Seeking good hearted, loving man of the Caucasian race, between the ages of 21 and 32. Single white female seeks companionship.
Your duties will include but not be limited to; giving hugs, giving kisses, rubbing feet and back, planing romantic evenings, and following through with activities for said evenings, listening, public speaking, nursing the ill, cuddling, bathing, and just being there.
For completing said duties and more you will receive all of the above in return, and complete dedication to only you. Job comes with many perks. Health benefits are not included.
CRITERIA FOR APPLICATION:
21-32 years of age
Steady income of monetary values
Reliable means of transportation
MUST be available full time
Must have no baggage
Hands must be line free, and must not bare any permanent "bling"
Applicants should apply knowing said criteria, and should apply in response to the following:
1. Why are you interested?
2. What do you do for a living?
3. How long was your last relationship? Why did it end?
4. Do you like animals?
THIS IS NOT A PART TIME, SEASONAL OR SPRING BREAK JOB! THIS IS A FULL TIME JOB EXPECTING COMPLETE DEDICATION!