Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like to think that I'm funny, genuine, and eccentric.
I work from home and I have a cat named Tim who's my office
manager. He sleeps in a heated cat bed beside my desk.
I make my own seltzer but I get lazy when it comes to espresso. I
also make cold brew now. I like caffeine.
I LOVE to cook but I'm usually too lazy to do it. I live in the
Italian Market so there's a constant battle between the food
available to me and how my pants fit. Lately I've been winning, but
I love cheesy cheese things so much. I can't let my love go.
I go to the gym a lot and I'm constantly sore. I used to never work
out, and now I'm grateful that I can do pushups with my skinny
friend Andrew sitting on my back. Intentional #humblebrag
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
As a small child, I only ate chicken nuggets and played a lot of
Now I play computers for a living and still eat chicken nuggets
occasionally, and other things, cause I'm an adult now. I think.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like all kinds of music: Real Estate, Grizzly Bear, Neon Indian,
M83, The Naked And Famous, Wye Oak, Com Truise, Arcade Fire,
Fleetwood Mac, Father John Misty, Iron & Wine, Bombay Bicycle
Club, The Joy Formidable, Beach House, Best Coast, Crystal Castles,
Drake, Jay-Z, Lil Wayne
Books: Anything Kurt Vonnegut, and some other stuff too.
Food: I'm a reformed picky eater and now I like to go on food
adventures. Work in progress.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The Letter C
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What the hell is my cat thinking?
When he meows in his sleep, does that mean he's dreaming?
When he wakes up and meows a bunch, did he have a nightmare?
What was that nightmare?
Why can't he speak english?
What can I do to help?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I aspire to be stronger, better, and smarter.
I have flaws.
I'm not the perfect guy for you. I'm not even the perfect guy for
me, but I try every day to do better than the day before.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like hanging out and acting stupid and making ridiculous jokes
and being silly and you go with the flow and you're not too cool
for school and you can read and comprehend long sentences without
commas in them or periods at the end of them
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