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Aschlfod

28 / M / straight / Single

Brooklyn, New York

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Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 7" (1.70m).
Body Type
Average
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Political / Government
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Owns cats
Languages
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), French (Poorly), Chinese (Poorly)

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I am coffee, coffee, and coffee.

My Self-Summary

To help you determine if we might get along, I've decide to list a few pertinent details about myself:

I grew up in a town of 800 people.
I tried to emigrate to Canada.
I own a cat named Max.
I drink 4 to 6 cups of coffee a day.
I hate the subway.
I love my bike.
I can talk politics, economics and health care for days.
I thought I had a chance as a professional musician.
I work at a think tank.
I have a subscription to The Economist.
I eat constantly.
I play the guitar, bass drums, and piano...poorly.
I do karate Tuesday and Saturday, yoga Tuesday and Crossfit every other day.
I go to bed early.
I think clean laundry is the best.
I use active language as much as possible.
I wish I spelled better.
I dance.
Statistics fascinate me.
I make to-do lists.

I tend to prefer fast, angry music but the occasional pop song does it for me too.

What I’m doing with my life

Researching
Running
Adventuring
Writing
Plotting
Planning

I’m really good at

Being on time.
Being really honest.
Being rational.
Organizing things.
Making to-do lists.
Getting things done.
Feeding my cat.
Dancing.
Riding my bike.
Reading things.
Writing things.
Getting up in the morning.
Giving unsolicited advice.

The first things people usually notice about me

is my energy, dimples and cuddliness

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

I read a lot of books. Right now, I'm reading Things Fall Apart. However, some favorites include:
Lullaby
Fierce Invalids Home from Hot Climates
the Sirens of Titan
Life of Pi
The Roaring Nineties
Power Rules
The Kite Runner
Three Cups of Tea
The Foundation Series
Globalization and its Discontents
We wish to inform you that tomorrow we will be killed with our families
Development As Freedom
Shogun
Blink
The Tipping Point
Please Kill Me

I have a hard time sitting through most movies but some movies I like include:
Bully
Nightmare on Elm Street
Shrek
Donnie Darko
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
28 Days
Dawn of the Dead
Rosemary's Baby
Reservoir Dogs
Plan B Questionable

I listen to a whole lot of music. Some favorites include:
Blood for Blood
David Bowie
The Bronx
The Kinks
The Haunted
Blue Oyster Cult
None More Black
Hollerado
Earth Crisis
Jawbreaker
Murder City Devils
NoFX
the Dwarves
Elvis
Choking Victim
Wanda Jackson
Descendants
Carl Perkins
The Sword
The Who
Valient Thorr
Ramallah
Buddy Holly
Doomriders
Billie Holiday
Zeke
Zombies
Weezer
Woody Gutherie
Turbonegro
Tom Waits
The Misfits
The Hives
Dillenger Escape Plan
The Crown
The Clash
The Cramps
Supersuckers
Johnny Cash
Stormtroopers of death
Last.fm Opera and classical music channels
Iron Maiden

I like popcorn, arugula and peanut butter.

The six things I could never do without

music
running shoes
bicycle
a book
coffee
sleep

I spend a lot of time thinking about

my bike, dinner, books, economics, space, crossfit, the outdoors, my cat.

On a typical Friday night I am

Drinking
Eating
Reading
Sleeping
Working
Dancing
Singing

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I have a tiny, tiny bladder.

You should message me if

You're funny, intelligent, independent, driven and cute.

You're willing to share the conversational responsibilities. You ride a bicycle, and dig dive bars, ice coffee and Vietnamese food. You are either on or planning an adventure. You're willing to humor me occasionally and role your eyes when appropriate.