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AshBurton

29 / M / straight / Single

Auckland, New Zealand

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
White, Undeclared
Height
5' 10" (1.78m).
Body Type
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Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Education / Academia
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Kids
Likes children
Pets
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Languages
English (Okay)

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I am laxidasical, cunning, and affable.

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My Self-Summary

Cunning like a fox, and a cunning fox at that. What? I have to write more? Well I am quick witted and quick tongued which mean I tend to live on the other side of that line people keep telling me not to cross. You would think I'd learn one of these days. Meh. I find myself getting bored very easily from lack of mental stimulation, so I probably need to get on to scratching that itch. To know me is to love me. Or hate me. I get that a bit too.

What I’m doing with my life

Educating the future of the world. It pains me, but it also pays the bills. There are of course priceless moments too, "Yes I can see it, I just can't read". Whatever happened to the good old days, when children worked in factories?

I’m really good at

All sorts really. I am oft turning my hand to many a new and exciting endeavour, usually when the need arises (actually more often when others needs arise and I get summoned).

The first things people usually notice about me

My fiery red beard.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books- A whole lot. Dumas, Rankin, Sharpe, Adams, you name it, I will read it, or at least make a half-arsed start; Movies - I like boy movies, I don't like being scared, I do like to think; Music- I like the Rock, and I like the Roll and somehow country and variations of it have crept into my play lists. Food? I am partial to eggs benedict.

The six things I could never do without

Books, quiet time and hot water. The other three I will save.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

How I wish there could be some sort of thermo battery, where if you are extremely hot (cold) then you could store that temperature until the next time you are cold (hot)....I really would like that.

On a typical Friday night I am

Catching my breath with my feet up and a deep look on my face as I contemplate my navel.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I love the board game. Thank you German game designers!

You should message me if

You feel that way inclined.

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