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35 Portage, IN Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23-40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Nov 22
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Special Diet
Other but it’s not important
High school
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
Has dogs and Has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello, world!
I'm a 35 year old Indiana guy who's pretty normal in most definitions of the word. I'm just looking for some cool people here to make friends with...if anything comes from that, awesome! If not, it's cool too...the more friends I can make the better! :)

I am also asexual, so sex means absolutely nothing to me, I have more important things to do, haha. :) I have nothing against any other orientation though, everyone is cool with me!

Puppeteer/Muppets/Sesame Street creator Jim Henson is my idol and a person who I feel embodied everything that is good about humanity. I miss him lots. Walt Disney is also very high on my list of people I admire. I also think actors Bruce Campbell, Christian Bale, Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Hugh Laurie are super awesome.

I really enjoy musical theater, surprisingly enough...hey, I can appreciate great singing!

I also enjoy dressing up for comic conventions, and doing various charity events in costume as various characters...the most rewarding thing ever is seeing the smiles on kids' faces when they see some of their favorite characters talking to and interacting with them.
Here is an interview I recently did explaining why I do what I do:

I love going to the beach when the weather permits (being that this is Indiana, that's about...oh...2 months out of the year), sitting there and staring out over the water. Anything having to do with nature and being outside (unless it has to do with shooting animals) is cool with me.

I really love animation; Disney, Don Bluth, Pixar and everything in between. Voice over actors (which it is my dream to be one day) have my admiration and respect.

Music is a major part of my life. It has gotten me through many a rough patch in my life, and I hope to one day soon get back into playing music. I really want to be a drummer/percussionist of some sort.

My favorite band of all time is Alice in Chains, followed by the Aquabats, Faith No More (huge Mike Patton fan...the guy is a rock god), Barenaked Ladies, Gotye and Pink Floyd. I'm a big Mumford and Sons, Of Monsters and Men, Ween, Weird Al Yankovic, Tim Blane, Dawes, Glen Phillips, Pink Floyd and Edwin McCain fan as well. Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin are also very high on my list...they are the epitome of cool.

I have a full-time job as a stocker in the produce department of a local grocery store. Been at the same company for 15's been my only place of employment. It's a job and it pays the bills, that's all I can really say about that.

British comedies, more specifically Monty Python, Red Dwarf, Mr Bean, and the comedian Eddie Izzard, are a pretty big obsession of mine, and they've done a lot to influence my particular dry yet off-the-wall and silly sense of humor. If you like British humor, that goes a long way in my book!

I have a younger brother and an older sister, as well as a kittycat (Nick Furry. Yup, I'm a nerd.), and a canine (Indy).
I'm definitely an animal well as a pescatarian (I don't eat beef, chicken or turkey, but I do eat fish.) But I don't push my beliefs on those around me....if you want to eat meat, be my guest. :)

Well, I dunno what else to say really...

Oh yeah, I'm a huge sports football, it's the Colts, and in the NBA it's the Pacers. I would say baseball too, but I like the Astros so I am very ashamed of that fact. :( Haha.

Oh and on a final note, if you are able to complete the following movie quote sequence, then you automatically win my respect...

"You remind me of the babe..."

Have a great day! ^_^
What I’m doing with my life
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Cosplaying and convention-going as well as attending charity events...I am currently employed as a produce stocker, but ultimately I want to get into voice-over acting. I also want to learn to play drums, because I've always felt that I have an inherent musical ability locked away somewhere that needs to be released.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing, or so I've been told. Being a nerd who knows random pop culture trivia that no one cares about. Making silly movies with my camcorder. Knowing stuff about produce.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not really sure, because I'm not the other person! Haha. Maybe my odd sense of humor?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies: Big Trouble in Little China, The Evil Dead series, the Dark Knight series, anything by Christopher Nolan, The Last Dragon, anything by Jim Henson, most of Mel Brooks' movies, Equilibrium, American Psycho, anything Don Bluth, Billy Madison/Happy Gilmore, anything Monty Python, a lot of Disney stuff

TV: mostly British stuff... Especially The IT Crowd and Doctor Who

Books: Anything by Joe Hill, The Hunger Games, The Redwall series by Brian Jacques, Mrs Frisby and the Rats of NIMH, Watership Down/Tales from Watership Down/The Plague Dogs - Richard Adams, most of Stephen King's stuff, Clive Barker, If Chins Could Kill - Bruce Campbell's autobiography, The Strain series

Music: Alfie Boe, Hugh Laurie and the Copper Bottom Band, Great Big Sea, The Aquabats, Dawes, Of Monsters and Men, Tim Blane, Barenaked Ladies, Ween, Collective Soul, The Eagles, Don Henley, the B52s, Spoon, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Danny Kaye, The Police, Sting, Coldplay, Sarah McLaughlan, Metallica, Snow Patrol, Dick Prall, Robbie Williams, Liam Lynch, Michael Buble, Edwin McCain, Garth Brooks, Toad the Wet Sprocket, Glen Phillips, Guster, Pink Floyd, Genesis, Peter Gabriel, Billy Joel, Elton John, the Vandals, AC/DC, Matt Nathanson, Faith No More, Alice in Chains, Pearl Jam, the Beatles, Weezer, Kenny Lattimore, Spin Doctors, Gin Blossoms, Annie Lennox, James Taylor, Paul Simon, Death in Vegas, Weird Al Yankovic, Queensryche, Joe Satriani, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Robert Randolph, the Foo Fighters, Fountains of Wayne, Collin Raye, Sykotik Sinfoney, the Black Keys, Gotye
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books, music, computers, food, Comic Conventions, nerdiness
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Wondering why I was chosen to inhabit this particular body in this particular period of time. Oooh, deep thoughts!!! Haha.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sitting at home cuz I have to work on Saturday mornings
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like Yo Gabba Gabba. lol.
You should message me if
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You like waterparks and comic conventions. You enjoy comics/music/movies, and cartoons from the 80s/90s, or just good music in general. If you are an outdoorsy person, yet still enjoy staying in to watch movies. If you like going to the mall for no reason. If you can appreciate the smaller things in life, then you are awesome.

As the world falls down...