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AshHeels

28 M Indianapolis, IN

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:47am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Education
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Hebrew (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Well for starters, I can't say many individuals have ever deigned to call me "normal".
I'm intermittently goofy and intense.
I'm really smart but often very absent minded and distractible.
I have a deep intellectual curiosity that leads me to question things thoroughly. Sometimes a little too thoroughly.
People often tell me "you're overthinking it" when I feel like I'm merely "thinking.
I enjoy country line dancing and have lately been branching out into swing; very different skillset, but a lot of fun.
I also enjoy long hikes and weightlifting, but I've been a bit lax about those lately.
What I’m doing with my life
Well I can't say that I've taken the straightest path forward in life after high school; part of that might have to do with the whole "leaving Orthodox Judaism and moving to a new city without any social support or guidance".
Those of you prissy misses who insist that their mate be "professionally established" or otherwise have all their ducks aligned by lasers in a chain gang are going to have to either rethink what you want in a man, or look elsewhere.
That said...
basically I'm getting back on track now by getting my bachelor's degree in Biomedical Engineering. Right now I'm still covering engineering and biology prereqs, but BME is a really amazing field that involves the development of things like cochlear implants, insulin pumps, artificial hearts, and advanced prosthetics.
In the interim I also work part time teaching Hebrew because it's a job that I know how to do which pays well.
I'm also about to start volunteering with Indy Humane as an Advanced Canine Companion. I've never owned a dog but always wanted to, and I'm hoping this will be a good way to learn more before adopting.
I’m really good at
-Making horrible jokes.
-Dancing. Not necessarily graceful dancing, but dancing all the same.
-Being intermittently brilliant, then making an utter fool of myself.
-Massages.
...wait, did I really just say I'm good at massages on my OKCupid profile?
Jesus, what next? Flexing shirtless for my primary picture?
The first things people usually notice about me
Either I'm being completely charming and doing a good deed for a random stranger, or I'm setting up a hapless victim for a truly horrible pun.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the cleverest thing to say,
the optimal solution,
the most pithy paraphrasing,
the difficulty delivering such witty thoughts as these
within the acceptable limitations of chaotic conversations.

Starry-eyed, amorphous, unfocused, erratic speculations and theorizing about society, technology, politics, science, engineering, business, philosophy, language, medicine and a whole bunch of other topics I only kind of know anything about.
It makes me feel thmart.

My current crusade to get regulators to investigate my corrupt insurance company. *sigh*
On a typical Friday night I am
Swing dancing at Fountain Square, Country line dancing at Saddle Up, or preoccupied researching something inane online in my apartment like a hermit.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've only had one relationship that I would call boyfriend/girlfriend, and that one was only a few months.
I'm not very experienced at the whole dating game, and it's pretty easy for a guy to become frustrated and give up on this site;
but ultimately I do want somebody to share my life with, even if it's just a transient fling. If it's more than that, even better.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are a girl with a keen mind and a sharp tongue, who laughs easily and smiles a lot. Or maybe you're more the restrained, deadpan type-- that can work too. A smirk can brighten my day as much as a giant, toothy, warm smile coming from the right person.
Somebody with a sense of empathy and compassion. It doesn't have to be bleeding-heart-on-sleeve compassion, just something that's a part of you.
I absolutely need somebody who's in my ballpark intellectually and physically, and I know those are tricky things to quantify and sound pretty harsh and potentially superficial; but if you think you meet or exceed those specs, your initiative would be greatly appreciated.