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28 Dallas, TX Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 28-36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
May 14, 2013
5' 4" (1.63m)
Body Type
Full figured
Christianity but it’s not important
Dropped out of University
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A few random facts:
I love thunderstorms, disaster movies and the color orange.
Sunday afternoons make me sad, I don't know why.
I've eaten more Kraft macaroni and cheese this year than most people will in their entire life.
I'm very much in touch with my inner child - that means I still love coloring, stuffed animals, and watching cartoon movies like Pixar/Disney.
If I could pick one job that I'd have to stick with for the rest of my life, I'd work at the zoo so I could sneak away to see the animals whenever I wanted.
I've always wanted a pet Saltwater Crocodile.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently I'm at a bank call center, working my way up the company. Eventually I'd like to go back to school and at least get my Associates Degree but for now I'm enjoying where I am.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Telling jokes, decorating cakes, thinking of creative ways to avoid making dirty dishes, knowing all the words to every Disney song, quoting comedians... and making lists.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes, then my smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books Anything Stephen King, 1984, The Reincarnation of Peter Proud, Harry Potter, Hunger Games, anything C.S. Lewis, and the Phantom Tollbooth.

Movies Anything Pixar, Dreamworks, or regular Disney; Armageddon, Independence Day, Volcano, Enemy of the State, Seven, The Stepfather, Stardust, Princess Bride, Office Space, the Dark Knight, Alice in Wonderland (the Johnny Depp version), the Secret Window, and When a Stranger Calls.

Shows Criminal Minds, River Monsters, the Closer, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Without a Trace, Cold Case, Spongebob Squarepants, Comedy Central Presents

Music Old Skool Hip Hop, Eminem, Pink, Wicked (the musical), Green Day

Food I'm really picky... so I only like about five things. But my favorite is Italian :) Yummm
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Family
2. Cell Phone
3. Laughter
4. Books
5. Big Red (the drink, not the gum)
6. Pixar/Disney/Dreamworks
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how people get eaten by sharks. I mean, how do you not hear the music?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Depends on the Friday, but usually hanging out with friends. If not, then curled on the couch having a lazy night with either a good book or good movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I like Disney/Pixar/Dreamworks movies way more than I should.

I'm kinky but that doesn't mean I don't have strong morals.

I'll pretty much tell you anything if you ask the right questions... so ask away!
You should message me if
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you know John Baku ;)

**Also, I don't do games. If you're going to flake or if you're not in it, please don't waste my time or yours.