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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-22
  • Near me
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My details

Last online
Sep 30, 2013
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Other but it’s not important
Dropped out of University
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has dogs and Has cats
English, C++
My self-summary
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I kind of struggle to write things like this, because I either end up sounding like a whiney nob, or a complete douchebag.... I'm not really sure which one is better. Basically, Im an IT guy who found the gym and MMA. By day I fix things, by night I break people. Sort of like the more Northern and less exciting superman. Also, not too sure about the tights.
What I’m doing with my life
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still looking for a job. Always love the whole "hey you know how you have loads of qualifications but no experience? Well guess what, you need experience to get experience, sucka" so at the moment I pretty much: play games, lift heavy things and masturbate with my own tears of loneliness. I'm only joking.... sometimes the tears are too salty.
I’m really good at
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playing games, painting miniatures, lifting heavy things, hitting heavy people, anything related to computers. I'm a jack of all trades really, If you are need of a computer repair or a script/program written in C++/C#/javascript then I'm your man, or if you need something heavy lifting, I'm also your man. As long as its not too heavy.. Oh I'm also a martial arts enthusiast and have done more martial arts then you could probably think of, so I suppose im pretty good at hitting things.
The first things people usually notice about me
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how pale I am. Like seriously, when the sun is out, I dont actually tan, I just get less grey.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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tv series: Supernatural, Dexter, House. Movies: A clockwork orange, Pulp fiction, Super troopers, star wars, LOTR, Riddick etc etc. Music: mostly 90s rock/metal/punk but also listen to classical, rap and anything else you can think of
The six things I could never do without
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My computer, the gym... food and water? oh oh, and maybe my left hand. Or right hand if I feel like a whole different experience *wink*.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
dont know really, lots of things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
standing awkwardly in a nightclub whilst a woman who smells profusely of jack daniels or strong bow grinds up against me. Or just sat at home looking at home not looking at porn. Occasionally playing games or painting
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I make jokes about masturbation a lot. I'm not really just a massive pervert. I just have a terrible sense of humour.
You should message me if
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for any reason really