I kind of struggle to write things like this, because I either end
up sounding like a whiney nob, or a complete douchebag.... I'm not
really sure which one is better. Basically, Im an IT guy who found
the gym and MMA. By day I fix things, by night I break people. Sort
of like the more Northern and less exciting superman. Also, not too
sure about the tights.
What I’m doing with my life
still looking for a job. Always love the whole "hey you know how
you have loads of qualifications but no experience? Well guess
what, you need experience to get experience, sucka" so at the
moment I pretty much: play games, lift heavy things and masturbate
with my own tears of loneliness. I'm only joking.... sometimes the
tears are too salty.
I’m really good at
playing games, painting miniatures, lifting heavy things, hitting
heavy people, anything related to computers. I'm a jack of all
trades really, If you are need of a computer repair or a
if you need something heavy lifting, I'm also your man. As long as
its not too heavy.. Oh I'm also a martial arts enthusiast and have
done more martial arts then you could probably think of, so I
suppose im pretty good at hitting things.
The first things people usually notice about me
how pale I am. Like seriously, when the sun is out, I dont actually
tan, I just get less grey.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
tv series: Supernatural, Dexter, House. Movies: A clockwork orange,
Pulp fiction, Super troopers, star wars, LOTR, Riddick etc etc.
Music: mostly 90s rock/metal/punk but also listen to classical, rap
and anything else you can think of
The six things I could never do without
My computer, the gym... food and water? oh oh, and maybe my left
hand. Or right hand if I feel like a whole different experience
I spend a lot of time thinking about
dont know really, lots of things.
On a typical Friday night I am
standing awkwardly in a nightclub whilst a woman who smells
profusely of jack daniels or strong bow grinds up against me. Or
just sat at home looking at home not looking at porn. Occasionally
playing games or painting
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I make jokes about masturbation a lot. I'm not really just a
massive pervert. I just have a terrible sense of humour.
You should message me if
for any reason really