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Ashenden
23 / M / bisexual / Single
Visalia, California
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The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 6' 2" (1.87m).
- Body Type
- —
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Rarely
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Other and laughing about it
- Sign
- Virgo but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Dropped out of space camp
- Job
- Student
- Income
- Less than $20,000
- Kids
- Likes children
- Pets
- Likes dogs and Likes cats
- Languages
- English (Poorly)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am discosadness, impeccableblahs, and ferociousmopes.
My Self-Summary
"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of
the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid
island of ignorance in the midst of a black sea of infinity, and it
was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each
straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but
some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up
such terrifying vistas of reality, and our frightful position
therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee
from the deadly light into the peace and safety of a new dark age."
H.P.
Lovecraft
Hey, wait a second. That isn't a self-summary at all.
With this update I don't feel like talking about me. fffff, I'm an asshole.
ABRIDGED, worst profile ever for the worst person ever.
Hey, wait a second. That isn't a self-summary at all.
With this update I don't feel like talking about me. fffff, I'm an asshole.
ABRIDGED, worst profile ever for the worst person ever.
What I’m doing with my life
"a prodigious great mew" I wish I had an answer.
I'm fairly sure I'm defective and need sent back.
I'm fairly sure I'm defective and need sent back.
Editors
I’m really good at
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high
powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird
to live, and too rare to die." Hunter S. Thompson
Fuck
Fuck
The first things people usually notice about me
imaZombie, social anxiety disorder
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Books: Hunter S Thompson, H. P. Lovecraft, Sun Tzu, Luo Guanzhong, the ever so
popular to mention Chuck Palahniuk, William Gibson,
James
Clavells, Stephen King's older works, and
every writer from SomethingAwful.com.
I love movies and go out of my way to see anything remotely appealing. But you can not have a list because I forget about things within 10 minutes of their end. Not a big fan of most family movies.
Music: Qua and 3epkano and Architecture in Helsinki and The Protomen and The Mountain Goats and Say Hi To Your Mom and Death Cab for Cutie.
I usually go hungry, unless I eat someone.
I love movies and go out of my way to see anything remotely appealing. But you can not have a list because I forget about things within 10 minutes of their end. Not a big fan of most family movies.
Music: Qua and 3epkano and Architecture in Helsinki and The Protomen and The Mountain Goats and Say Hi To Your Mom and Death Cab for Cutie.
I usually go hungry, unless I eat someone.
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
"If everybody is making fun of you and criticizing, you know you're
on the right track." Heh.
Fight to love and love to fight. Wait what? Stupid
Fight to love and love to fight. Wait what? Stupid
On a typical Friday night I am
Unaware that it is Friday.
I thought it was Monday all of Sunday, right up until I got to my first class and it wasn't my class.
I thought it was Monday all of Sunday, right up until I got to my first class and it wasn't my class.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I'm not stalking you, I have little short term memory... But then,
I am serial killer. So it may be that I am stalking you.
I hardly use this as a way to introduce myself to new people. I am only truly comfortable with the people I have known for years.
I hardly use this as a way to introduce myself to new people. I am only truly comfortable with the people I have known for years.
You should message me if
Message me, rate me, rate and message me, rape and murder me, or
forget you saw this all together.
This will end badly.
This will end badly.
