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AshhhSmashhh

31 F Akron, OH

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 23–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Make sure you look carefully at all of those photos, because I am huge (much more SSBBW than BBW) and you should be cool with that before you continue reading.

I'm pretty chill. Infinitely curious about the world and culture and human interaction. If we talk I'm probably going to pressure you into listening to some podcast I find fascinating.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm self-employed and it's as awesome as you expect.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Laughing very loudly at your dumb jokes. Tri-folding letters. Diffusing tense situations by pretending to turn into a hot dog. Skepticism.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Real fat. Also wildly attractive. Other than that, maybe tattoos.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm terribly fickle and really can't choose favorite anythings. In any given conversation I'll call a dozen things "my favorite."

Things that I really love: Radiolab, This American Life, great fiction, really scary movies, documentaries, summer nights at the drive-in, painting.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I could survive without most things, but I'd be really cranky if I didn't have caffeine and a comfortable bed. And wifi.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Waking you up in the middle of the night because I really want cookies. And you better be willing to get up and procure them. And anything else I might want, too.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably scrolling through some weird corner of the internet.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I won't respond to your message if you don't have photos.

I weigh more than a quarter ton. And I like it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like huge girls. Or if you just want to compliment my glorious hair, that's fine, too.

Strong preference for thin/athletic guys. Contrast is the best!