Thing 1-Just because I'm attracted to both men and women does NOT mean I want to join in on anybody's relationship. I'm NOT polyamorous, so PLEASE stop asking. SERIOUSLY.
Thing 2-I'm pretty kickass! I'm the kind of woman that takes care of a man. I cook, I clean, and I'm not afraid to get my hands dirty like those skinny, fake-tanned girls that worry about breaking their nails.
Thing 3-I will not change anything about who I am or what I do for anybody. I'm happy with the person that I am and I want to be with somebody who wants to be with me, all quirks included.
Thing 4-I am not a skinny girl, but it's not because I'm a lazy slob. My weight fluctuates due to a medical condition and I work EVERY day to fight it. In the wise words of Meghan Trainor, "I won't be no stick figure silicone Barbie doll
So if that's what you're into then go ahead and move along!" ;)
Thing 5-I smoked for 10 years. On August 31, 2014 at 11:50pm, I smoked my last cigarette ever. On September 1, 2014, I quit cold turkey. It was and remains the hardest thing I have ever done, but I will never go back to it.
Thing 6-For the past two and a half years, I've been back home living with my parents. For reasons that I don't quite understand, this freaks people out. I live with my parents not because I cannot support myself, but because at this point in my life, I believe it is smarter to save as much money as I can for when I want to start a family and start paying off my student loans. I live in their house, but I pay for my own expenses i.e. gas, bills, food, etc.
Thing 7-I swear like a sailor. No shame.
Thing 8-I have the biggest heart out of anybody you will ever meet. I'm not perfect, but if you've read this far and haven't run away screaming, please continue to read. I won't let you down!
"I'm kinda pretty and pretty damn smart! I like romantic things like music and art! And as you know I have a gigantic heart, so whyyyyyy don't I have a boyfriend?!? FUCK! IT SUCKS TO BE ME!"-this is a quote from one of my favorite musicals, Avenue Q, and sometimes this is how I feel about my life haha. I enjoy hanging out with my friends and family, playing my flute and drumming, singing, reading, dancing, playing video games, cooking, and just having a good time. Family is very important to me. I know this is Cliche', but I would be lost without my family. We are very close and I absolutely want to have kids of my own, but not until I've gotten my degree and have a steady job. I LOVE animals. If I could cuddle with my dog all day long, I probably would!. I have an almost three year old Siberian Husky, and she is the BEST! I'm a very kind and energetic person. I always put the needs of others before myself, which is something I pride myself on. I don't let anything get me down. I love holding hands and cuddling. I am a very happy person. I love to smile and make other people smile. I also love to dance and be goofy. I don't care what people think about me. I just like to be myself and enjoy life because you only live once and I want to get everything I can out of it :D
I am loving, goofy, and loyal