DISCLAIMER! THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT ME!
Thing 1-Just because I'm attracted to both men and women does NOT mean I want to join in on anybody's relationship. I'm not polyamorous, so PLEASE stop asking. SERIOUSLY.
Thing 2-I'm pretty kickass! I'm the kind of woman that takes care of a man. I cook, I clean, and I'm not afraid to get my hands dirty like those skinny, fake-tanned girls that worry about breaking their nails.
Thing 3-I will not change anything about who I am or what I do for anybody. I'm happy with the person that I am and I want to be with somebody who wants to be with me, all quirks included.
Thing 4-I am not a skinny girl, but it's not because I'm a lazy slob. My weight fluctuates due to a medical condition and I work EVERY day to fight it, so if that's a problem for you, kindly eff off.
Thing 5-I smoke regularly. This is not something I intend to do for the rest of my life. I plan to quit smoking as soon as I get my degree, and if not by then, for sure by the time I start trying to have children, because that is something I won't mess around with.
Thing 6-for the past two years, I've been back home living with my parents. This is not because I cannot support myself. I live in their house, but I pay for my own expenses i.e. gas, bills, food, etc. I can certainly afford my own place, and have in the past, but at this point in my life I believe it is smarter to save as much money as I can for when I want to start a family and start paying off my student loans.
Thing 7-I swear like a sailor. No shame.
Thing 8-I have the biggest heart out of anybody you will ever meet. I'm not perfect, but if you've read this far and haven't run away screaming, please continue to read. I won't let you down!
I am loving, goofy, and loyal