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31 M McLean, VA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:06pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Hindi (Fluently), C++ (Poorly), Ancient Greek (Okay), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm in an interesting space right now. The professional risks I took in my early and mid twenties are starting to bear fruit and I enjoy a full social calendar and personal life. However, I have found it harder and harder to meet girls to date. Especially since more and more of my friends are getting engaged and married. While I'm not looking for anything serious now, I'm not against it happening organically on its own.

So, here's to seeing what happens...

NB - to all the gay guys who have messaged me, I am really flattered and the notes are a great confidence boost. However, I am not interested in dating/banging any of you. Nothing personal, I'm just not gay.
What I’m doing with my life
Is this not the most typical DC question ever? "Hi, I'm [insert name] and I work at/for [insert company or politician]. What do you do?"

Thanks Patrick Bateman.

Don't get me wrong, I love what I do and being my own boss. However, the stuff I do as a volunteer and with my free time speaks more to who I am as a person.

With that being said, I have a two date rule. We need to go on at least two dates before we talk about work. No if, ands, or buts...
I’m really good at
Running my mouth apparently. These answers all seem so much shorter in my head.

I don't think I can really answer this without coming across as a pompous ass.
The first things people usually notice about me
My sweet, sweet ass. It gets smacked a lot more than I would care to think about. I've just learned to accept it...

I actually have no idea. You tell me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love all types of music. Particularly hip hop from when I was growing up, house/trance/EDM, grunge/alternative, rock, and classic rock.

I'll watch any movie that isn't a chick flick. I don't really do chick flicks. I'm just too manly...

I don't really watch much TV. Just HBO and I DVR a couple shows.

And, as a fat kid, I love any and all food. And I love going restaurant exploring.
The six things I could never do without
1) Family
2) Friends
3) Homemade meals (the secret ingredient is love)
4) Scotch/Bourbon/Whiskey (preference in that order)
5) Cars, yes plural. A man needs options. But, not after enjoying #4.
6) "Smokin wif cigawettes while doin' hood rat stuff with mah friens" - Seriously. Am I the only person who thinks that kid is hilarious?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What am I doing with my life? No, seriously. I still feel the same as I did when I was 12-13 years old. Which is probably why my god kids/nephews/nieces love me. So I guess it's not that bad...
On a typical Friday night I am
Not having a typical Friday night. It's all a crap shoot really.

Sometimes I'm out at bars/clubs/restaurants in Arlington, Bethesda, DC, etc. Other nights I'm at friends' homes doing the get together thing. Sometimes I even volunteer to watch my friends' kids so they can go out and have fun (my only rule is the kids have to be housebroken and able to talk). Finally, there are the occasional family obligations (family dinners and get-togethers, taking the lil (legal) cousins out to get smashed).

I manage to stay pretty busy, but I always make time for the things and people that matter.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
This is my role model...

I mean, yes. He is a menace. But, I don't have to deal with him/ he's not a kid I'm responsible for/ he doesn't live in my area. So, therefore, it is acceptable to laugh at the whole situation...
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You can carry yourself appropriately through the myriad of situations in life. We don't live in a music video, so know when and where to act out. I'm not saying don't have fun, but there's a time and place.

You spent a lot of time and money on that education. Use it.