32 McLean, VA
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My self-summary
Just another single 30 something yuppie in the DC Metropolitan area looking to meet an intelligent and charming girl. Woman? I'm not sure. Being called a "man" (or even worse "sir") feels weird to me, so I assume everyone is the same. My personal preferences are "dude", "bro", or "dude bro". You can share yours...

Yeah, that pretty much summarizes my life. Good intentions which are often misconstrued by strangers because I turn off my typical DC outside of work. I promise I'm far less awkward in real life...
What I’m doing with my life
Is this not the most typical DC question ever? "Hi, I'm [insert name] and I work at/for [insert company or politician]. What do you do?"

Thanks Patrick Bateman.

I love what I do and I'm sure you do too. But, I'd like to imagine you want to know me and not just how much I have in the bank. That being said, if you're really interested, I will gladly bore you with details...
I’m really good at
How do you answer this without coming across as a narcissist?

Based on how this questionnaire is going, clearly I'm at least intrigued by questions...
The first things people usually notice about me
I've been told that it's my smile because I look like a little kid who's up to something. But, why don't you tell me what you noticed first?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love and listen to all types of music, but 90s and early 00s gangsta rap made me.

I don't really watch much TV. Just HBO and I DVR a couple shows and anything my cousin is in. Gotta support family. That being said, watch Pitch Perfect, The Mindy Project, The Muppets, Ride Along 2, and Barbershop 3 for now...

As a fat kid, I love any and all food. Ask me more about food any time you want.
The six things I could never do without
1) Family & Friends. Actual blood relations are the only difference. For the record, Daisy is family (duh).
2) Homemade meals (the secret ingredient is love)
3) Scotch/Bourbon/Whiskey (preference in that order)
4) Sports cars with manual transmissions and box on frame SUVs
I spend a lot of time thinking about

What Would Batman Do?
On a typical Friday night I am
I stay pretty busy, but I always make time for the things and people that matter.

This can lead to some interesting evenings and some rather mundane ones. But, there's usually nothing I'd rather be doing at that moment.
You should message me if
If you're interested in getting to know each other and taking it slow. I'm not looking to rush into a relationship. I'm not against getting there, but we both need to get there on our own.

Also, if you're interested in being my date to a wedding (local) in May 2016 shoot me a line. There will be Korean BBQ, an all night open bar, and lots of fun.