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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Atheism but it’s not important
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Hindi (Fluently), C++ (Somewhat), Ancient Greek (Somewhat), Latin (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If I know you in real life and see your profile, I'm sending you a message. It's just rude if you don't, right?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Is this not the most typical DC question ever? "Hi, I'm [insert name] and I work at/for [insert company or politician]. What do you do?"

Thanks Patrick Bateman.

With that being said, I have a three date rule. We need to go on at least three dates before we talk about work. I love what I do and I'm sure you do too. But, I like to imagine that we are more than our careers.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
How do you answer this without coming across as a narcissist?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My sweet, sweet ass. It gets smacked/groped a lot more than I would care to think about. By guys and gals. #HeSquatsBro
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love and listen to all types of music, but 90s and early 00s gangsta rap made me.

I don't really watch much TV. Just HBO and I DVR a couple shows.

As a fat kid, I love any and all food. Ask me more about food any time you want.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Family & Friends. Actual blood relations are the only difference.
2) Homemade meals (the secret ingredient is love)
3) Scotch/Bourbon/Whiskey (preference in that order)
4) Sports cars with manual transmissions and box on frame SUVs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.

What Would Batman Do?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I stay pretty busy, but I always make time for the things and people that matter. This can lead to some interesting evenings and some rather mundane ones. But, there's usually nothing I'd rather be doing at that moment.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're interested in getting to know each other and not just rush into a serious relationship. I'm not against getting there, I just refuse to be forced into anything...