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31 McLean, VA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:13pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Hindi (Fluently), C++ (Poorly), Ancient Greek (Poorly), Latin (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'd just like to date and let nature take its course.

Let's see if technology can help...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Is this not the most typical DC question ever? "Hi, I'm [insert name] and I work at/for [insert company or politician]. What do you do?"

Thanks Patrick Bateman.

With that being said, I have a two date rule. We need to go on at least two dates before we talk about work. No ifs, ands, or buts... hehe, butts...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
How do you answer this without coming across as a narcissist?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My sweet, sweet ass. It gets smacked/groped a lot more than I would care to think about.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love all types of music.

I don't really watch much TV. Just HBO and I DVR a couple shows.

As a fat kid, I love any and all food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Family
2) Friends
3) Homemade meals (the secret ingredient is love)
4) Scotch/Bourbon/Whiskey (preference in that order)
5) Cars, yes plural. A man needs options. But, not after enjoying #4.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What am I doing with my life? No, seriously. I still feel the same as I did when I was 12-13 years old. Which is probably why my god kids/nephews/nieces love me. So, it's not that bad...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sometimes I'm out at bars/clubs/restaurants in Arlington, Bethesda, DC, etc. Other nights I'm at friends' homes doing the get together thing. Sometimes I even volunteer to watch my friends' kids so they can go out and have fun (my only rule is the kids have to be housebroken and able to talk). Finally, there are the family obligations (family dinners and get-togethers, taking the lil (legal) cousins out to get smashed).

I stay pretty busy, but I always make time for the things and people that matter.
You should message me if
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If you're interested in getting to know each other and not just rush into a relationship. I'm not against a relationship, I just don't want to feel forced into one.