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AwesomeSlytherin

24 Evans, GA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 20–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:30am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Administration
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Latin (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), Yiddish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Meow,

I like awkward turtles... That about sums it up.
I love to read, watch movies, play billiards, and travel. Playing games (board, card, rpgs) can be fun, too.

I love to laugh, but I know when to be serious, too. My humor tends to be pretty innappropriate and/or sarcastic at times so if that's something that you like as well we will probably get along.
I'm an INFJ if that means anything to you... Pretty much means i'm awesome, rare as fuck, and I never quite fit in. *shrugs*
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm finishing up a BSBA in International Business while working as a Graphic Artist/assistant at a distribution center nearby.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Using sarcasm and wit regularly. I'm pretty sure those qualifies as skills...😋

Also, I've been told that I am quite the baker, but I'm not so great in the cooking department.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes or my sense of humor/inappropriateness.
Actually, I have no idea. It's not really something I ask about.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm not good with picking favorites... So i'll just write a bit from each category...

Books: authors: J.R.R. Tolkien, Christopher Moore, Stephen King, J.K. Rowling, Lynsay Sands, Carl Hiaasan, Augusten Burroughs.

Movies: Monty Python & the Holy Grail, Happy Gilmore, The Nightmare Before Christmas, A Knight's Tale....pretty much anything Mel Brooks, Adam Sandler, Monty Python, Sandra Bullock, Johnny Depp, or Tim Burton related.

TV Shows: Game of Thrones,Modern Family, Curb your Enthusiasm, 30 Rock, Community, South Park, Supernatural, How I Met Your Mother, The Big Bang Theory, Louie

Music:Disturbed, The Beatles, Korn, Tool, Linkin Park, Rehab, A7X, Luke Bryan, Fitz and the Money Grabbers, MSI, Johnny Cash, Ra, Seether, Sevendust, Three Days Grace, Cake, Atreyu, Coheed and Cambria, Barenaked Ladies, random techno/dance/pop songs.

Food: Japanese/Asian probably
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Air
Books/my kindle
Good friends
Food
Internet access
Shiny stuff
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, the universe, and everything...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with friends, possibly out on the town, or sleeping. It depends on if I feel like staying in or going out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a Sadomasochist...but I don't exactly keep that private anyway, haha
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're at all intrigued by my ramblings... You're bored or you just liked the pics and pulled a TL:DR.

Hufflepuffs need not apply (Joking...maybe)

*not looking for anything casual, except friendship*