Long ago, a child was born, of earth and steel. Raised by Reindeer. A lonely life, nourished by a longing of adventure and the love of dance. 18 years later and here I am, a cook with hippie hair, an old Volkwagon and a pug. Interests consist of, but are not limited too: Going mental for the Portland Timber, drinking good and bad beer, fishing at all hours, laying on the couch, being bad but still trying to play basketball with my "homies", playing my bass, and seeing as I'm a mid 20's male... Video Games.

And ladies and gentlemen, this section is dedicated to "What I Plan To Do With My Life"
As for now, I work as a cook at a college, it pays the bills and buys me beer. But I do indeed have aspirations! In the next year or so, I want to start a Food Cart in portland, my family owns land, and I plan to farm it. Some day I want a kid or 2 and travel to europe. I want to train in germany as a butcher. Then open my own butchers shop / pub in portland. So... I hope you enjoyed our time together.

Cooking (hmmm), Pickling things, Video games, brewing beer, being a soccer maniac, making sausages, drawing / painting, people watching, handling my booze, talking to people / making random friends.

Thing I wish I WAS good at: Magic Tricks! Training dogs and/or cats to perform stunts for movies, build boats and houses out of random materials.

The parrot on my shoulder?

Movie- (In no order) any things monty python does... tv or film! Blade Runner, Shaun of the Dead, The Big Lebowski, Munich, Zombieland, Brazil. All the original Romero Zombie films, And most Gangster films (snatch, Lock stock & two smoking barrels, or even old Italian ones... GO BOBBY D!)

Book- (dont care if you judge me) Harry potter series, Lords of the north series, pretty much any Philip K. Dick books

Music- (in A-Z order off my itunes)
Aborted
Agoraphobic Nosebleed
All Shall Perish
Amon Amarth
Animosity
As i Lay Dying
Beneath the Massacre
Between the Buried and Me
The Black Dahlia Murder (favorite)
Brain Drill
Burnt by the Sun
Cannibal Corpse
The Cars
Cattle Decapitation
Circle of Dead Children
Cryptopsy
Decapitated
Dethklok
DevilDriver
The Dillinger Escape Plan
Dissection
Fleshgrind,
Flobots
From the Shallows
Hate Eternal
Iron Butterfly
Japanische Kampfhoerspiele
Job for a Cowboy
Killswitch Engage
Krallica
Kylesa
leviathan
A Life Once Lost
Lynard Skynyrd
Mastodon
(Old) Metallica
Michael Jackson
The Misfits
Morbid Angel
Municipal Waste
Nachtmystium
Napalm Death
Necrophagist
PANTERA!
Poison the Well
PRIMUS!
Psycroptic
PsyOpus
Queen
Queens of the Stone Age
The Red Chord
Rush
Sikth
Skeletonwitch
Slayer
Strapping Young Lad
SUFFOCATION!
Suicide Silence
Through the Eyes of the dead
Tool
White Chapel
The White Stripes
3 inches of Blood
there is much more, i love 80's music and Rap... when im drunk.

Food-.... French Food, Sushi, German food, pickled food... alot of things i guess.

My Computer
Good Beer
Soccer
Music / my bass
Video Games
Pig

how much land i want to buy, how much i want to farm, and what to name my butchers shop, Pub and Restaurant i want in the future.

Drinking with my pals, playing Super Nintendo, going to buy a pet turtle but always backing out at the last minute.

I'm more than likely going to murder you...

If you found my wallet... Enjoy the voice of kermit the frog and can roar like chewbacca.