I'm here because the bar scene is terrible for actually meeting someone. I'm an honest guy with a messed up sense of humor. I enjoy all aspects of life from sitting on a couch, too bar hopping, too hiking, too traveling, too art museums. My friends say I'm indifferent and hard to read, but if I didn't like doing something I wouldn't be there.
I've also been told I'm very funny and should try my hand at stand up comedy, but for now karaoke is about as close as I'll get to a stage. (Writing stand up is incredibly tough.) Some friends and I have been recording a podcast for the past 5 years. I like to say we are only doing it to make ourselves laugh and if any listeners happen to be entertained its a happy accident.

I'm working, in two capacities. My current job pays the bills but it never hurts to continue trying to improve ones position in life.

a large amount of things. I'm a jack of all trades. Most of my friends use me as their handyman when they can't take care of something themselves.
I guess I'm just really adaptable and can look at instructions or a tutorial and be able to do it.
Also I've been told, back rubs. So you know there's that.

I guess it'd be my voice. I'm told its deep and commanding and sometimes I forget to use my inside voice. Occasionally it might be something inappropriate I said.

I read a myriad of books, recently I've gotten into the classic Russian literature that I never got around to in school. My all time favorite is 1984, I read it at least once a year.
I enjoy almost all movies even the bad ones. I have a tattoo based on a movie franchise, can you guess which one? As for TV I enjoy most of it, although I'm not a big fan of reality shows.
Music is another category I enjoy almost all facets of, currently Beirut is one of my obsessions. Bad Religion is almost over flowing on my mp3 player.
And then there is food, if its edible I want to try it. I don't get sushi as much as I'd like. My friend once told me my family crest should read "I could eat", because no matter what I'm always down to go out for food.

Friends and Family. Coffee. Yogurt. Books. Music. A good old whiskey.

Food and what I'm going to do when I'm not at work.
If the question was "over thinking" it'd be what I put here.

Trying to find something to do. Most of my friends have become shut ins, that I have to drag out even to something as simple as a movie.
Lately though I've managed to hit up some karaoke on a regular basis.

I occasionally make pancakes late at night because it's just what I want.
Also a long time ago, in my youth I made some mistakes, and I've worked hard to get to where I am today and to move away from my past.
I like cooking, but cooking for myself is depressing because I hate leftovers.

You have a sense of humor (not easily offended). You're not here for a one night stand or to play games, I have an Xbox for that. You can accept that I can not and will not leave the house wearing non matching socks.