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31 El Monte, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–34
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 11:58pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from two-year college
Entertainment / Media
Doesn’t have kids
English, Chinese (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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My dream (and unique!) superpower would be the power of montage. Imagine being able to learn to do anything in a quick 2-minute montage set to 80s inspirational rock ballads! You won’t need to deal with any pain for all of that gain; plus it’s highly entertaining, too.

Of course, this being the real world means that my actual superpower is the ability to have people ask me to explain things only to have them get distracted by something else while I am talking. You’re thinking that it’s because I’m a bad explainer, but actually I’ve been praised for my awesome explanations. Why it does happen, then, is a mystery only science can solve. I just hope it doesn’t require any dissection of my body.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
When I am interested in and passionate about something, I put effort into it. I largely taught myself how to use Photoshop and create websites; as a result I am a graphic designer for Newegg. A lot of my previous experience, though, is in the music business because of my connections. I've worked with festivals like Coachella and The Hootenanny.

When not plying my trade on the computer, I am busy watching and cheering on the Stanley Cup Champion Los Angeles Kings. I also dream about a grand train tour of the US.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Everyday math.

Making people laugh.

Ordering dim sum.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm the one making the inappropriate / "too soon" jokes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I am picky in all aspects of my life; and I think my picks are the best things in the world. I like books by Christopher Moore and Chuck Palahniuk. My reading material usually contain a lot of absurdity.

I enjoy the occasional intellectual movie, but it is comedies like Zoolander and action like Pacific Rim that keep my blood pumping.

Other great movies include, but are not limited to, Forrest Gump, Inception, Contagion, Moneyball, The Dark Knight trilogy, and the Star Wars saga. The latest one of the greats is The LEGO Movie. No joke.

I like very few bands and would rather say I like certain songs as opposed to the bands that play them, but my iPhone would probably tell a different story. This includes Linkin Park, which was and always will be a part of the memories of my years in high school.

Chinese, Mexican, Italian, and American cuisine makes me salivate. In the area of food I am probably the least adventurous.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
People who are against interracial dating but are half-white and half-hispanic.


You know what I can do without, though?

My awesome sense of timing.

Five minutes after you've finished eating you can be sure that your phone will ring and I will be on the other line asking if you want lunch. Perfect.

I'm in town, finally; want to meet? What, your best friend's dad just unexpectedly died!?

Hey, cute girl who's been giving me the eye the entire party; finally I can talk to you, but sorry, my friend's allergies are acting up because of the house cat and I have to leave without your number.

(All actual historical events.)

Ya, I love it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
if OKCupid still send both people an email to notify that they've rated each other 1 star. Mutual burns are hilarious.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't know why, but staying up late enough to see the sun rise makes me very sad.
You should message me if
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You want to tell all your friends amazing stories of what we have done together.

And you're almost always willing to be a good sport.

Or you think that being a unique little snowflake is overrated these days.

Having a sense of humor that's dark and inappropriate is also recommended.

Or you would be interested in going to Stagecoach together, possibly for free. Details within.