I almost died the first time I snowboarded. I wasn't born here in the United States, but my English is impeccable. I am simultaneously the most Asian and most white person you know, and part of that is due to the fact that I can read Chinese (and do read Chinese books from time to time) and that I love hockey. How does a boy from a tropical island who reads Chinese novels get into the whitest, most wintery sport?
I am also an awful person, but I'll be your awful person!