The more questions I answer, the more horrified I am by my "Personality" section. "Less old-fashioned"? True. "More sex-driven"? I guess if you say so... "Worse-mannered"? Hold on just a minute... "More sloppy"?!? NOW PLEASE! What the hell does that even mean? Could you not come up with any more flattering adjectives?!
Here's my self-summary as written by OkCupid staff: "Brash, slovenly, lascivious she-bear seeks pity-fucks from kind men willing to overlook her heinous lack of manners, morals, and hygiene." Lies, OkCupid, LIES!
UPDATE: Dearest profile visitors, do not message me asking how to get OkCupid staff to write you a self-summary. I do NOT know how to get OkCupid staff to write you a self-summary, because the above was not, in fact, written by the OkCupid staff. Shockingly, it was actually written by me. This is called a joke. Thanks. :)