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My self-summary Propose an edit

Writing about myself, huh? Well, my ex's and virtual girlfriends would say that the one good thing I am good at (most of them were not very articulate, nor had a strong grasp on anything intellectual) is being selfish and self centered, so apparently this is going to be one interesting self-summary.

I hate the fact that they are making more American Pie movies. Last time I checked, I think they are up to part 6.

Let's seee... OH political views. I don't really like to watch the news, except for little snippets, unless it otherwise amuses me. So, most of my opinions are made with the logic of a 6 year old. For example
Death penalty; "He killed someone, kill him back. 'But who are we to say who lives and dies?' A judge and a jury, duh."
Gun Control; "Everything is dangerous in the wrong hands. I can go to a school and kill someone with a looseleaf notebook if I were so inclined. Guns are just a catalyst to a larger problem, taking them away is unconsitutional."
Gay marriage; "Who cares? 'It's immoral.' So is Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire, but you don't see people up in arms about that. Really, I just don't give a shit."
Abortion; "Why is a being with the intelligence of a strain of bacteria worth just as much as a wife and mother? It is a woman's body, hence her choice. It should be monitored so that it isn't just a teenager's way of erasing her mistakes, but it shouldn't be taken away from lives that might otherwise be saved."
Got any others, I am always up for debates.

I am a Buddhist, but by no means devout. This means that I really have significant doubts about God, the after life, and a soul. However, this by no means makes me any less spiritual. I do believe that there is a higher power, more important than man (and woman). Could it be that God is really Allah and Samah awaits us? Or could it be that we all go to heaven? Or that we merely rejoin the spiritual form of Vishnuu? I don't know. But until I do know, I am going to be trying to find out. In the meantime, I don't feel that any religion is necessarily right OR wrong.

I really kinda get sick and tired of people saying that they really like music. It's kind of a given. EVERYONE likes music, that it is why it's a successful industry.

Unlike most people, I really have no desire whatsoever to just have sex with someone at the moment. To be honest, most of the women I HAVE hooked up with I have regretted. I am here just for friendship, not for dating.

I have a part-time job / internship with a place called the Craig Group. At the moment, there is no chance for there to be any advancement, but I am getting things put together for my portfolio. I am ( ) <------ that close to being a professional.

Although it is arguable, I consider myself a bit of a film buff. Taking out the DVDs I own that are TV series' and wrestling events that I recorded off of PPV, I still own about 310 or so DVD and VHS tapes. Also, I am not one of those guys who is going to replace all of my VHS tapes with a DVD. First of all, there is about 100 and that would be expensive. 2, that would be impossible since most of them are pretty obscure or at the very least not popular enough to make a DVD. And three, I am too much of a purist. I still ahve the original VHS releases for Star Wars before they started putting them out as a packaged set, if that gives you any idea as to the type of movie collector I am. Below I have a list of movies that I really like off the top of my head, to give you an idea. But for the most part, I will watch anything once.

I love video games and cartoons. I don't know if that makes me a nerd or young at heart. Although I proudly admit that I am both.

I love having conversations with people about anything.

My friends say that I need more guy friends, but for the most part men just piss me off. Most guys are shitty and I get tired of hearing this nice guy BS and how they are better than the "sluts and bitches" out there.

I have several opinions that are considered "controversial." I don't want to share them here, but I will if I am asked specifically.

Kissing someone is more passionate and intimate than sex.

If you can put up with me after all this, then I guess email me. If not, I guess I will just have to go without.

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

I have my resume on Monster.com and I am looking for a copy editing job. If any of you want to help with that, I then I will gladly accept. I am not above charity.

After I get my lisense, I plan to get a car. The dream car would be a 57 Chevy or an MG. I would also love to get an AMC; one of those care from the 70s that they made before they went outta business and said to hell with convention.

I am working on a series of short stories. I still have to get together with a publisher to see if they will fund my research, but after that, I think things will be golden.

I am trying to come up with an idea for what to do with a comic book character and make my own. I think I am going to try and run something with Batman doing a cross over with Punisher.

I'm really good at Propose an edit

Well, a couple of people would say I am good at making out and cuddling, but that is hardly the issue here. I am a smart man, so I am fairly good at intellectualizing, debating, and philosophising. I am sure that last one isn't a word, but you get my point.

I love games of all kinds, especially thinking games like Clue, Chess, and Risk. I am an adament video game player. Recently, I have gotten into Starcraft, Diablo 2, and Halo 2. But just because technology is moving fast doesn't mean I have to; I know my roots. I have been known to hook up the original Nintendo and bust out Contra from time to time. All I have to say is; Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, A, B, Select, Start

I am actually an accomplished high school wrestler. I was voted most outstanding wrestler my freshmen year with a record of 15 and 9 and I never took less than 4th in the 5 tournaments I took part in. Of course, that was almost 5 years since I have wrestled, and 4 years since I have done any sports at all, so needless to say, my drinking has taken away some of my athletic figure. I am still kinda hot, though.

I am also apparently REALLY good at being completely fake and lying. Like, I don't make specific attempts at it, I just only let those closest to me really know what I am thinking and feeling.

I have a pretty good long term memory, and I am good at arguing. I am an excellent listener so much that I am not a good talker.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

They usually will notice my eyes. I have deep blue eyes, and I have always been told that they are quite nice to look at. I also have pretty red hair that is not entirely natural, but I had to die it to match my goatee. It's too long now, but lately I have been putting it up into a faux hawk. I don't like to wear a shirt, but I will if I am going out or something. Last thing people notice first is my shoes. I have about 7 different pairs of Chuck Taylors, all different colors.

Those who actually take the time to get to know me and stay with me, you will come to notice that I am a really sweet, generous guy who will give a lot of myself. Some may agree, some may not. You take your time, and if you wanna know, find out for yourself, then go right ahead.

Other things people tend to notice about me is I use a lot of hand gestures when I talk. My sister and I will actually make them to talk to the people at the drive up window at Taco Bell.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

A.) Anything by Chuck Palahniuk. Lately, I've been reading series' of short stories by Phillip K. Dick, the genius behind the likes of Minority Report and Total Recall. He is so renowned as a Science Fiction writer, there is actually an award named after him.

B.) Told you up there that I would do this. Although I have a tendency to lean toward comedies and horror, these are what I like that I can think of now; Fight Club, Memento, The Usual Suspects, See No Evil, Spiderman, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Dark Knight, Donnie Darko, Orgazmo, Nightmare on Elm Street, The Evil Dead, Superbad, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Kentucky Fried Movie, Monty Python and the Meaning of Life, Monster Squad, Lost Boys, Hollow Man, 8 Days a Week, But I'm a Cheerleader, Wet Hot American Summer

C.) I am really into rock, in all of its forms and bastardizations. I tend to lean toward the heavier side, but I also like some alternative, classic and stuff I can't even describe. To give you a general idea, the following is a list of bands that, more often than not, will make some kind of mix CD I make;
Styx, Adema, Disturbed, Incubus, Audiovent, Audioslave, Alice Cooper, REO Speedwagon, Journey, Metallica, Mudvayne, Matchbook Romance, My Chemical Romance, the Used, Ozzy Osbourne, Arch Enemy, Atreyu, Aiden, Keating, 30 Seconds to Mars, Saliva, and Britney Spears,Dragon Force, Dream Theater, Slayer, Slipknot, Sevendust, Soil, Soilwork, Trivium, Cannibal Corpse, Neil Young

D.) Edible kinds. But, I am incredibly picky with my food. I will eat cheeseburgers, but only if there is cheese on it.Without it, I won't eat it with a bun. I love pizza from almostanywhere, but I refuse to eat it cold. I love most Italian pasta,but the only sauces I care for are alfredo and, more importantly,marinara.

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

1. DVR (that's Digital Video Recording. Those of you with Time Warner Cable will get that)
2. Soda (or pop or cola or whatever the fuck you want to call it)
3. Soap (I get dirty)
4. Kissing (I am a pretty hige make out whore)
5. A pillow (I can sleep on rocks outside and be completely comfortable, as years in boyscouts has done for me. But if my neck isn't at least kinda elevated, I am miserable in the morning)
6. A way to write stuff down (I am an author... if I can't write things occasinoally, I do go nuts)

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

Penguins. The Mafia. A clitoris. The state of North Dakota. Samurai warriors. Kilts. The medula oblengata. Stop Signs. Track ball mouses for computers. Pringles Tennis Balls. Failed stand up comedians from the 1980s. Yugioh. Vaginal fluid. Professional Wrestling. Assholes from college. Duct tape. Nazis. Duckbilled Platypuses. Commercials from the 1970s and before. White Noise. Black noise. Yellow People. Why a keyboard on a computer has some letters in ABC order but not others, such as 'f', 'g', and 'h'.

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

For the most part, I spend it writing random bits for some of the stories I am writing, playing video games and watching movies.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

Nothing... because once I admit it, it's no longer private. Plus, I am pretty much an open book. I will tell anyone anything who is curious enough to ask. Of course, you run the risk of me lying, but I doubt it. I don't lie to people I care about.

You should message me if Propose an edit

if you want to.

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