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26 Buffalo, NY Man


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  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last Online
Dec 22
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
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Atheism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
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My self-summary
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Listen, you've probably seen a lot of profiles, and you must be wondering: why him? What's he have that the rest of them don't? Well, I'll tell you; definitely something, I'm pretty sure. I mean, it would be pretty ridiculous to make a profile if I didn't have something unique, something incredible, something life-changing and amazing to offer you. Why would I waste my time and yours without having something like that ready to put on the table? So I think it's pretty safe to assume that you should message me immediately and get that date scheduled - anything else would be missing out on what was probably almost certainly the opportunity of a lifetime. It'll be great; you'll spend the whole time on the edge of your seat, knowing at any second you could discover what it is that makes me so absolutely fantastic.
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What I’m doing with my life
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Figuring out what to do with it.
I’m really good at
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Nerd shit, board games, word-play, puns, bad jokes, reaching the top shelf.

After getting an associates in english and over a decade of reading bad fantasy books, I do an excellent job of picking them apart and enumerating why they're bad. I still read them, of course; I just make fun of myself for doing it.
The first things people usually notice about me
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There's this face people make when they see something up high, and then look at me, and then look at the thing again, and then they ask me to get it for them. And I do, because I'm super nice to old ladies (ladies). One time a little old lady offered to get something from the low shelves for me in exchange, which was cool of her.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I shovel books into my gaping maw at a pretty constant rate. Reading was my first and greatest passion in this world. Favorites include Murakami and Terry Pratchett; I've also read pretty much every trashy fantasy and sci-fi book around. It's my guilty pleasure!
Right now I'm reading The Book of the New Sun, and really enjoying it.
Favorite shows include Doctor Who, Sherlock, and Parks and Rec.
I listen to a lot of music.

There's no category for games here, which I feel is an oversight. When I have free time, I really enjoy board games. Dominion and Sentinels of the Multiverse are perennial favorites, but I'll try any game.

I fucking love shitty B movies with dragons in them. I just saw one set in the south that passed the Bechdel test and had orcs calling anyone with guns a wizard. So rad.
I also watch good movies, when I have to.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I'm curious about pretty much everything. I love to try to work out how something works without looking it up. I look for that moment when all the pieces that didn't make sense click into place and you can say you understand something. I will listen to a complicated explanation of anything and be interested.

When I was growing up, my dad used to spend entire car rides (20-30 minutes, because we lived in the middle of nowhere) explaining something like how a car engine works.
It all made perfect sense at the time, and then I forgot as soon as we got there.

I'm a serious feminist. Sometimes I spend my commute getting mad at men's rights activists.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Sometimes I'll hide from a party I'm hosting for half an hour just to get away from everyone.
You should message me if
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You're looking for an outgoing introvert, and are prepared for bad jokes.

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