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Merdosh

31 M Eindhoven, Netherlands

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:04am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Dutch (Fluently), German (Okay), C++ (Fluently), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
First things first:
Feel free to at any point skip all the way down (or back up), right to the "Message Me" button. If there's something there to respond to I don't care if you read everything (or anything).
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The basics:
- Little bit -sometimes much- held back at making first contact.
- Pretty fun guy to be around once contact has been established. Or so I'm told.

I like meeting new people. But as mentioned above, I'm not too good at it (in an on-line forum).
Why am I here? I'm a free-lance agent in Electronic design, Hardware maintenance and Software development. Good luck running into ladies in real life (at least here in NL), not to mention single ones. Or even single-ish ones.
I have started trying harder now that I have time though. If you see me somewhere and I strike you as somewhat interesting, tell me to buy you a drink. I most likely will. Unless your behaviour up to that point has really, genuinely been abhorring.

Geeks and nerds welcome, non-geeks and non-nerds who can tolerate a moderate one just as welcome. "I have many non-nerd friends!" (true though).

I really would like to say "these and those kind of people need not apply", because it seems the fashion. But really, nobody need not apply. I'm good. We'll eventually find out if we can be friends or whatevers, just send something.
Even on the other side of the world, I'm up strange (and many) hours, so I might enjoy a late night chat here and there.
What I’m doing with my life
A lot of cool stuff, own company, figuring stuff out, building things for people I like, dancing, not dancing.

But mainly: Doing awesome things.
But I think what stuff I do is better explained person to person.

I think I might at some point like to try some form of performing again. Just not sure what or how.
I’m really good at
Controlling machinery. Riding a motorcycle. (I enjoy it. Riding out: no issue, in any weather. Taking someone with, also no issue**.). Many many many more things you will only find out about if you invite me to ... at ... in the city of ... which is located in ... somewhere in the galaxy.

(**): No issue, as long as I know helmet and clothes sizes to bring (I have some stock). Even though I am confident in my abilities, I am not convinced of other road users, so no riding without proper attire.
The first things people usually notice about me
Who wants to be the King-And-Queen of Cheese?
I want to be the King-And-Queen of Cheese!
(credit I.B. Red Guy)
-- this is also my favourite song to "dance" to while cooking --

That's it.
Okay, honest?
I'm a little strange, I am quick witted (often), I wear what I like when I like (within the confines of socially acceptable and adhering to some rules at the offices of customers).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I cook. I do it well. But I have no clear favourites. In any category. I know what I like, I know what I dislike, I try whatever intrigues me.
This actually applies to everything.

In case of TV, from experience: Anything British with any number of the following: Richard Ayoade, Jon Richardson, Stephen Fry, Bill Bailey, Phil Jupitus, Noel Fielding, Dara O'Briain, David Mitchell, Richard Ayoade, Chris O'Dowd, Hugh Laurie (If you don't know he's British, you need to borrow some of my DVDs), Frankie Boyle ("Racist Door"), Jimmy Carr, Sean Lock ("Spine in a sack"), Rob Brydon, did I mention Richard Ayoade? Also just about anything originally hosted by Angus Deayton.
Also: It amazes me how many of the show concepts were stolen (wrongly) by Dutch TV. Luckily the ones that were real crap usually died away after no more than two seasons.
Also: A LOT of American movies and series, but I enjoy them on ... another level. Well most of them, at least.
I will gladly show you a marathon of Better Off Ted with some home-made snacks and fresh cocktails.

Also, in the case of music: Anything that isn't easily replicated by slamming one's head repeatedly into a cheap late-90's keyboard.
The six things I could never do without
' The following is for the very very rare nerd to
' come here and get it. Do not worry if you are not
' that one person in the world. I am certainly not going
' to like you less for not getting the next six lines. I promise.
10 DEFINT I
20 FOR I = 0 to 5
30 PRINT "New people sending me messages."
40 NEXT I
50 REM And if you get the contents of this box, you are not allowed to leave before sending at least one message!
60 END
I spend a lot of time thinking about
All. None.

Lately: How much I hate the new "Browse Matches". It has actually seriously impaired my willingness to really do anything here other than flip through a few pages, see if I have one or two messages, maybe, possibly and leave.
It's much like meeting someone somewhere and then them having a blow-up of their best photo and constantly slamming it into your face chanting "HERE'S MY PHOTO! HERE'S MY PHOTO!". Who's it that cares? Who is it that ca-ares?
On a typical Friday night I am
not bothered to fill in the boxes below completely stupid sentences like "On a typical *** I am". Much like on any other typical night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
After hard work I sometimes use lotion to make my hands softer. Why? I don't like scratchy hands.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–31
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
There isn't an angry goblin preventing you from clicking the button.

Or if there is, but you have something to tell me.

Or if there is and you would like to ask my help getting rid of it. I'll be right over on the promise of a hug and a cookie.
(I understand last two pose somewhat of a conundrum, I count on your ability to distract a goblin. Try throwing something shiny.)

Bonus points: You understand that "I'm looking for" is neither a restriction nor a given, except for the thing where, in the case of dating, it'd help if you were female and at least somewhat interested in males.