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Merdosh

31 M Eindhoven, Netherlands

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–34
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:59am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Education
Space camp
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Dutch (Fluently), German (Okay), C++ (Fluently), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
(I'll (try to) read messages in English, German, French, Dutch, Spanish, C, C++, BASIC, PASCAL, Assembler, JavaScript and PHP -- Free cookies and/or cakes (home made) for being especially creative with that list)
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Limited time offer!: Everyone gets one free *slap me for no reason coupon*. This is your chance!
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OK, Cupid; Find me some nice people to have a fun day out with.

That's all.
(This may be slightly funnier to non-iPhone-ers)
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Regarding the latest picture: It's not my own cock-erel, I found it while walking the park with my latest toy.
It's all standing proud to attention, because it just won a fight with another. It's quite a pecker. Honestly.
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Which reminds me, I need new pictures. What with the weird experiments with facial fluff - I'm not convinced it suits me, but I need multiple-second-opinions, because my friend says it does.
Also, all the biking is making my trousers fall off, so experimenting with daring new (clashing - as ever) colours :-D.
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I am going to be honest. I don't believe in Online _Dating_, I believe in Online meeting, but the dating comes after. Anyone thinking they can get what they need to know about someone from a profile like, or unlike, this one, is daft as a rubber duck in the Sahara.
If you want to get to know me, this is just a tiny start.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Few months ago started vigorously riding bicycles. Current record in one day is 131.13km. Going for 150km+ in a single trip, followed by a hotel stay and a city visit.

But mainly: Doing awesome things.
Solving problems, creating magic where I can, riding off into the sunset. Upgrading. Cleaning. Fixing. I do a lot, because I like a lot.

I think I might at some point like to try some form of performing again. Just not sure what or how.

Input welcome.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I think:
1. Thinking/puzzling.
2. Solving/helping.
3. Mechanics.
4. Fine motor-skills (Finger-spitzen Gefühl usw).
5. Boolean thinking/machine thinking.
6. Driving a motorcycle (I think).
This was the one where you needed six right?

By the way: They are in arbitrary order, it's hard enough to think them up, let alone sort them by level of skilfulness.
P.S.: 7. Subverting OKC questions for my own dark enjoyment... Sometimes.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
They don't? I'm a ninja!

Okay, honest?
I'm a little strange. I think _while_ I speak.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I cook. I do it well. But I have no clear favourites. I know what I like, I know what I dislike, I try whatever intrigues me.
I try to make that apply to everything in my life, although it's a bit hard or daunting sometimes.

Books: Good stories, with above average plot lines. Preferably something Sci-Fi/Fantasy-ish. But I greatly Enjoy Kathy Reichs' Tempe Brennan stories and such as well.
(Yes, she wrote the books first...)

In case of TV, from experience: Anything British with any number of the following: Richard Ayoade, Jon Richardson, Stephen Fry, Bill Bailey, Phil Jupitus, Noel Fielding, Dara O'Briain, David Mitchell, Richard Ayoade, Chris O'Dowd, Hugh Laurie (If you don't know he's British, you need to borrow some of my DVDs), Frankie Boyle ("Racist Door"), Jimmy Carr, Sean Lock ("Spine in a sack"), Rob Brydon, did I mention Richard Ayoade? Also just about anything originally hosted by Angus Deayton.

Also: A LOT of American movies and series, but I enjoy them on ... another level. Well most of them, at least.
I will gladly show you a marathon of Better Off Ted with some home-made snacks and fresh cocktails.

Also, in the case of music: Anything that isn't easily replicated by slamming one's head repeatedly into a cheap late-90's keyboard.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
There isn't a _thing_ I couldn't really do without.
But I am a collector of cool stuff and nice people for a reason. There's a lot I'd prefer having if I have the choice.
I'm not sure if this makes me materialistic or just an incredible Nerd.
I probably am the latter anyway. I don't think I'm that materialistic... If my house burns down I'll be sad for the lost stuff, but on the other side, if I manage to not burn down along with it, I'll find a nice cardboard box to start over with.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
All. None. (The following list will only grow longer with time. Check back if you're interested)...

Does Camryn Manheim know she's misspelling her last name? Are the bees aware sitting on the side walk is not safe? Who keeps stealing my fresh air when I'm not home? For ladies looking just for friends in the range of 20 to 29, would it be acceptable if I promise to never act any older than 20? Would cookies taste better baked vertically? Should I make time to invent vertical drip cookies? Where can I best hide my thoughts, once they have foolishly left the front of my face? What can I do to further improve the coffees that I make? If you colour everywhere outside the lines, are you not just colouring inside the lines again? Would my walls look better in Crayola colours?
(I'm fairly sure my nephews will help me find out the answer to that one when left to their own devices.)
Can you be accused of having lost your mind if you know where you left it, but just refuse to use it? If you tied X on a rope, rotating with Y rpm, how long does the rope have to be for it to be red half the time and blue the other half and how many kilo joules per second will I burn doing that? (I like to try and solve that one in my head when I've had too many cocktails).
How many cordless drills would I need to turn my motorcycle into a zero-bike? How many coffeebeans can one guy ever need in his life and why do I have twice that amount? Would there be people that want to invest in an electronic shower tap that helps you be more economic with water and energy? Kicksketball! What?
Floating on air? Floating, floating on air? Why floating on air?
Duck faces belong on ducks, not women. Maybe little girls.
Fact!: Gouda Cheese is coloured using refined mango juice. Fact!: Richard Dean Anderson has an irrational fear of pocket knifes. Fact!: Stephen Root is allergic to post-its!
(Having seen some Dwight Schrute will help appreciate those facts more)
Should I redo this whole profile? Should I be less honest? Is honesty overrated?
Does anybody care that "You don't know what you've got, until it's gone" is a temporal inaccuracy?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
sitting behind some geraniums drooling, because I'll be damned if I ever have a fixed night for doing a fixed something while I have even the slightest simile of a mind left.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I really try not to, but I read a lot of user names in the worst way possible.
I like touching hair and having it touched. I'm creepy like that. Shh!
I honestly like giving massages. It's a very well kept secret too.
Real French Champagne makes me giggly and/or giddy. Also not known by that many people.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
There isn't an angry goblin preventing you from clicking the button.

Or if there is, but you have something to tell me.

Or if there is and you would like to ask my help getting rid of it. I'll be right over on the promise of a hug and a cookie.
(I understand the last two pose somewhat of a conundrum, I count on your ability to distract a goblin. Try throwing something shiny.)

Bonus points: You understand that "I'm looking for" is neither a restriction nor a given, except for the thing where, in the case of dating, it'd help if you were female and at least somewhat interested in males. And preferably not miles away from me in either age (mental or physical) or distance. Although, every so often in social/private situations my mental age goes from 3 to 43 repeatedly, so it's all relative.