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Merdosh

31 M Eindhoven, Netherlands

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–34
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Education
Space camp
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Dutch (Fluently), German (Okay), C++ (Fluently), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I write in English, because interesting people come in all shapes and sizes and how am I to know who's near enough to have a drink with? I do also speak, write and read Dutch though and I'm willing to give German and French a go.
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I may be packing up bags and flying off to the other side of the world at last minute in the near future. Might not. Just so you know when I stop replying for two weeks; It's not you, it's China.
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I'm not your average OkCupid guy, I think at least. I message only when intrigued, but I find it hard to make sufficient of an impression in single-direction communication, which a first message is an excellent example of.

My brain never stops. I envy those who can say "oh, I guess I wasn't thinking" and mean it. If you can teach me, you get bonus points.

If you want to "stalk" me, ask me my twitter name.

Oh, and, the only thing I expect from messages is a nice conversation about ... anything.
Because even if anything follows, regardless of its nature, it'll always start with a conversation.
Let's just see ^.^
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I cycle. Often and far, but irregularly.
I am a freelance engineer and puzzle solver. My brain is good at seeing patterns and lack thereof.

I also sometimes ride off on my motorcycle going nowhere in particular.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I think:
1. Thinking/puzzling.
2. Solving/helping.
3. Mechanics.
4. Fine motor-skills (Finger-spitzen Gefühl usw).
5. Boolean thinking/machine thinking.
6. Driving a motorcycle.
This was the one where you needed six right?

By the way: They are in arbitrary order, it's hard enough to think them up, let alone sort them by level of skilfulness.
P.S.: 7. Subverting OKC questions for my own dark enjoyment... Sometimes.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't know.
I think maybe that I'm witty, think straight and sideways at once and never fear giving my opinion when needed or asked?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Generally in my life I try what intrigues me and I try to remember what I enjoyed. Although with some subjects it's a little daunting.

I cook. I do it well. But I like a lot of kinds of food in all kinds of situations.

Books: Good stories, with above average plot lines. Preferably something Sci-Fi/Fantasy-ish. But I greatly Enjoy Kathy Reichs' Tempe Brennan stories and such as well.
(Yes, she wrote the books first...)

TV: Before reading this list: I have some kind of TV or show on all day when working from home, because I work better in a "living environment" and that means unpredictable voices or actions around me. So... it is a lot:
Anything from the UK with any number of the following: Richard Ayoade, Jon Richardson, Stephen Fry, Bill Bailey, Phil Jupitus, Noel Fielding, Dara O Briain, David Mitchell, Richard Ayoade, Chris O'Dowd, Hugh Laurie (If you don't know he's English, you need to borrow some of my DVDs), Frankie Boyle ("Racist Door"), Jimmy Carr, Sean Lock ("Spine in a sack"), Rob Brydon, did I mention Richard Ayoade? Also just about anything originally hosted by Angus Deayton. And John Hannah, yesss! to A Touch of Cloth! And Karen Gillan is starting to proof herself as well. (I do also like most of the Doctor Who, but that cast keeps changing)

But also many non-UK based shows, amongst which: X-Files, Better off Ted, House, Chicago Fire, ST-TNG (Deal with it! I'm awesome, but also a nerd), Body of Proof, American Dad (usually), Family Guy (often), Futurama (See ST-TNG), Californication, Dead Like Me, The Finder, Fargo, Franklin and Bash, Last Week Tonight with John Oliver, Late Late with Craig Ferguson, Modern Family, The Daily Show, New Girl, Orange is the New Black, Firefly (again, see ST-TNG).

Also, in the case of music: Anything that isn't easily replicated by slamming one's head repeatedly into a cheap late-90's keyboard. Examples? Postmoden Jukebox (YouTube), Ingrid Michaelson (YouTube), Maria Mena, Regina Spektor, Enya, Anouk, Elton John, Ilse DeLange, Yello (Yello? Yes! Yello!) and most others that fit that pattern.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
There's a lot I really, really prefer to not do without.

But with just water and basic foods that nourish I'll make it anywhere eventually.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
All. None.

It includes thoughts like:
- Where can I best hide my thoughts, once they have foolishly left the front of my face?
- Does Camryn Manheim know she's misspelling her last name?
- Are the bees aware sitting on the side walk is not safe?
- Who keeps stealing my fresh air when I'm not home?
- For ladies looking just for friends in the range of 20 to 29, would it be acceptable if I promise to never act any older than 20?
- Would cookies taste better baked vertically?
- Should I make time to invent vertical drip cookies?
- What can I do to further improve the coffees that I make?
- If you colour everywhere outside the lines, are you not just colouring inside the lines again?
- Would my walls look better in Crayola colours?
(I'm fairly sure my nephews will help me find out the answer to that one when left to their own devices.)
- Can you be accused of having lost your mind if you know where you left it, but just refuse to use it?
- How many cordless drills would I need to turn my motorcycle into a zero-bike?
- How many coffee beans can one guy ever need in his life and why do I have twice that amount?
- Would there be people that want to invest in an electronic shower tap that helps you be more economic with water and energy?
- Kicksketball!
- What?
- Floating on air? Floating, floating on air? Why floating on air?
- Duck faces belong on ducks, not women. Maybe little girls.
- Fact!: Gouda Cheese is coloured using refined mango juice.
- Fact!: Richard Dean Anderson has an irrational fear of pocket knifes.
- Fact!: Stephen Root is allergic to post-its!
(Having seen some Dwight Schrute will help appreciate those facts more)
- Should I be less honest? Is honesty overrated?
- Does anybody care that "You don't know what you've got, until it's gone" is a temporal inaccuracy?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
very disappointed about finally having established "a typical Friday night".
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I think online dating doesn't work, because most men are jackasses and women aren't forced to tell them to their faces. (open handed or not).

I really try not to, but I read a lot of user names in the worst way possible.

I like touching hair and having it touched. Shh!

I honestly like giving massages. It's a very well kept secret too.

Real French Champagne makes me giggly and/or giddy. Also not known by that many people.
You should message me if
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There isn't an angry goblin preventing you from clicking the button.

Or if there is, but you have something to tell me.

Or if there is and you would like to ask my help getting rid of it. I'll be right over on the promise of a hug and a cookie.
(I understand the last two pose somewhat of a conundrum, I count on your ability to distract a goblin. Try throwing something shiny.)

Especially do if you understand that "I'm looking for" is neither a restriction nor a given, except for the thing where, in the case of dating, it'd help if you were female and at least somewhat interested in males. And preferably not miles away from me in either age (mental or physical) or distance. Although, every so often in social/private situations my mental age goes from 3 to 43 repeatedly, so it's all relative.