First things first:
Feel free to at any point skip all the way down (or back up), right to the "Message Me" button. If there's something there to respond to I don't care if you read everything (or anything).
Why am I here? I'm a free-lance agent in Electronic design, Hardware maintenance and Software development. Not quite running into lady folk on a daily basis.
Although I am starting to find I am rather good at saying the wrong things in messages. I think. I'm not sure, I'd like you to call me out if I say something weird. I do that, but in real life it comes with a grin or more context I guess. So, I'm too used to it not being a problem to notice it anymore.
Regarding the latest picture: It's not my own cock-erel, I found it while walking the park with my latest toy.
It's all standing proud to attention, because it just won a fight with another. It's quite a pecker. Honestly.