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Merdosh

31 M Eindhoven, Netherlands

My Details

Last Online
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Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Dutch (Fluently), German (Okay), C++ (Fluently), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
(I'll (try to) read messages in English, German, French, Dutch, Spanish, C, C++, BASIC, PASCAL, Assembler, JavaScript and PHP -- Free cookies and/or cakes (home made) for being especially creative with that list)
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First things first:
Feel free to at any point skip all the way down (or back up), right to the "Message Me" button. If there's something there to respond to I don't care if you read everything (or anything).
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BREAKING NEWS!: I'm looking for German advice on local original Weizen brewers that don't show up in supermarkets, preferably close-ish to me. Maybe we can visit them?

Why am I here? I'm a free-lance agent in Electronic design, Hardware maintenance and Software development. Not quite running into lady folk on a daily basis.

Regarding the latest picture: It's not my own cock-erel, I found it while walking the park with my latest toy.
It's all standing proud to attention, because it just won a fight with another. It's quite a pecker. Honestly.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Few months ago started vigorously riding bicycles. Current record in one day is 131.13km. Going for 150km+ in a single trip, followed by a hotel stay and a city visit.

But mainly: Doing awesome things.
Solving problems, creating magic where I can, riding off into the sunset. Upgrading. Cleaning. Fixing. I do a lot, because I like a lot.

I think I might at some point like to try some form of performing again. Just not sure what or how.

Input welcome.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I think:
1. Thinking/puzzling.
2. Solving/helping.
3. Mechanics.
4. Fine motor-skills (when sufficiently well fed).
5. Boolean thinking/machine thinking.
6. Driving a motorcycle (I think).
This was the one where you needed six right?

By the way: They are in arbitrary order, it's hard enough to think them up, let alone sort them by level of skilfulness.
P.S.: 7. Subverting OKC questions for my own dark enjoyment... Sometimes.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Who wants to be the King-And-Queen of Cheese?
I want to be the King-And-Queen of Cheese!
(credit I.B. Red Guy)
-- this is also my favourite song to "dance" to while cooking --

That's it.
Okay, honest?
I'm a little strange, I think _while_ I speak, I wear what I like when I like (within the confines of socially acceptable and adhering to some rules at the offices of customers). I like it when I can make people I care about happy (or at least just smile).

I'm secretly a little evil and sadistic, but mostly only conceptually on the inside of my head.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I cook. I do it well. But I have no clear favourites. I know what I like, I know what I dislike, I try whatever intrigues me.
I try to make that apply to everything in my life, although it's a bit hard or daunting sometimes.

Books: Good stories, with above average plot lines. Preferably something Sci-Fi/Fantasy-ish. But I greatly Enjoy Kathy Reichs' Tempe Brennan stories and such as well.
(Yes, she wrote the books first...)

In case of TV, from experience: Anything British with any number of the following: Richard Ayoade, Jon Richardson, Stephen Fry, Bill Bailey, Phil Jupitus, Noel Fielding, Dara O'Briain, David Mitchell, Richard Ayoade, Chris O'Dowd, Hugh Laurie (If you don't know he's British, you need to borrow some of my DVDs), Frankie Boyle ("Racist Door"), Jimmy Carr, Sean Lock ("Spine in a sack"), Rob Brydon, did I mention Richard Ayoade? Also just about anything originally hosted by Angus Deayton.

Also: A LOT of American movies and series, but I enjoy them on ... another level. Well most of them, at least.
I will gladly show you a marathon of Better Off Ted with some home-made snacks and fresh cocktails.

Also, in the case of music: Anything that isn't easily replicated by slamming one's head repeatedly into a cheap late-90's keyboard.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
There isn't a thing I couldn't really do without.
But I am a collector of cool stuff and nice people for a reason. There's a lot I'd prefer having if I have the choice.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
All. None. (The following list will only grow longer with time. Check back if you're interested)...

Does Camryn Manheim know she's misspelling her last name? Are the bees aware sitting on the side walk is not safe? Who keeps stealing my fresh air when I'm not home? For ladies looking just for friends in the range of 20 to 29, would it be acceptable if I promise to never act any older than 20? Would cookies taste better baked vertically? Should I make time to invent vertical drip cookies? Where can I best hide my thoughts, once they have foolishly left the front of my face? What can I do to further improve the coffees that I make? If you colour everywhere outside the lines, are you not just colouring inside the lines again? Would my walls look better in Crayola colours?
(I'm fairly sure my nephews will help me find out the answer to that one when left to their own devices.)
Can you be accused of having lost your mind if you know where you left it, but just refuse to use it? If you tied X on a rope, rotating with Y rpm, how long does the rope have to be for it to be red half the time and blue the other half and how many kilo joules per second will I burn doing that? (I like to try and solve that one in my head when I've had too many cocktails).
How many cordless drills would I need to turn my motorcycle into a zero-bike? How many coffeebeans can one guy ever need in his life and why do I have twice that amount? Would there be people that want to invest in an electronic shower tap that helps you be more economic with water and energy? Kicksketball! What?
Floating on air? Floating, floating on air? Why floating on air? Is she a bag of hot air? Made of ozone? Or does she mean floating *in* air?
Duck faces belong on ducks, not women. Maybe little girls.
Fact!: Gouda Cheese is coloured using refined mango juice. Fact!: Richard Dean Anderson has an irrational fear of pocket knifes. Fact!: Stephen Root is allergic to post-its!
(Having seen some Dwight Schrute will help appreciate those facts more)
Should I redo this whole profile?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
not bothered to fill in the boxes below completely stupid sentences like "On a typical *** I am". Much like on any other typical night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I really try not to, but I read a lot of user names in the worst way possible.
I like touching hair and having it touched. I'm creepy like that. Shh!
I honestly like giving massages. It's a very well kept secret too.
Real French Champagne makes me giggly and/or giddy. Also not known by that many people.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–34
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you know a cool small local Weizen brewery! YAY!

There isn't an angry goblin preventing you from clicking the button.

Or if there is, but you have something to tell me.

Or if there is and you would like to ask my help getting rid of it. I'll be right over on the promise of a hug and a cookie.
(I understand last two pose somewhat of a conundrum, I count on your ability to distract a goblin. Try throwing something shiny.)

Bonus points: You understand that "I'm looking for" is neither a restriction nor a given, except for the thing where, in the case of dating, it'd help if you were female and at least somewhat interested in males. And preferably not miles away from me in either age (mental or physical). Although, every so often my mental age goes from 3 to 33 repeatedly, so I think you're safe there.