I just had my knee operated on (9/26) and I'll be pathetically on crutches for the next 8 weeks. Sexy huh.
That, and this site, is really starting to bring me down. Sometime next week I'm going to delete this stupid profile.
At the very least I will make it completely generic with only conventional pics. I can do very little in the way of working out now so I probably won't look like those pics soon anyway.
New new update:
I have noticed a strange trend. Most of the women who are 94+% compatible (according to however OKQ does it) in general, are much much younger than me, and/or bisexual. (Uh, both are fine).
OMFG. What could be more revealing than that?
Unintended consequence: the "compatibility score" tells you more about yourself than who you're compatible with.
This profile is a year or more old and desperately needs a refresh. Sooo, when I get the time and am in a creative mood, I'll do it. Yep, I'll just jump right in on that. Any time now. Soon....
I think I'm going to delete this whole fucking profile. At least the stupid essays. They suck and are boring.
After reading many women's profiles, they all sound the same. They tell very little. I'm sure the men's are just as routine and boring.
God, how sad. There must be a better way.
*updated update* I've now "improved" my matching by answering 500 of those stupid questions! The more I read, the stupider they got. I'm going to have write my own—when I get some time!
I'm very attracted to women who are attracted to me. And I like women who like me. I'm not into the pursuit, fun-is-in-the-chase thing. I also like profiles with paragraphs, huge blocks of text are hard to read.
If you think I'm cute but don't want to slog through my profile, go ahead and contact me anyway. I won't mind. I'm tired of being wanted JUST for my brains anyway! ;)
Revamped yet again: (Is it getting better or worse?) (That assumes that anyone actually READS my profile. Feel free to critique). Is it getting too long?
Okay, now let's get this straight:
I will NOT want to sleep with you on the first meeting (even though you will beg for my french toast (see below)). If you think that SEX is all I want after reading my profile, you have completely MISSED the essence of my personality and you should be ashamed for being so fixated on references of SEX. And that probably means we will not be a good match (unless you like to debate, which is actually a good thing and then let's go at it :) )
I'm known as a smart-ass with a quick wit. I can be sarcastic and acerbic, ironic, and very 14-year-old-like immature. Uhhh, silly at times. Okay, many times. I like to get as good as give.
I can go from 0-to-Howard Stern in 3 seconds flat. Uhhh, make that 2 seconds.
Born and raised here on Manhattan Island. I'm also very comfortable in the woods, mountains, and country.
Apparently I am considered "intense", I think I'm laid-back ;) I know a lot about a lot. But I *think* I know even more. :)
If I go out or talk to you I will ask many questions. I want to get to know who you are and what you're all about.
I am attracted to women who are confident, independent, strong, interesting, quirky, different. The goth girl is more interesting than the cheerleader.
I like playful women who are youthful at heart, spirit, and attitude. Age is not important to me. I wish age was not included in the profiles. I have found that age is irrelevant to whom I get along with.
Sarcasm and foul language is very much appreciated! ;)
And playful.
I will intellectually discuss, debate, and argue issues. I think discourse is healthy. Debate, both regular and master (there's that Howard Stern part of me!)
I do not watch football, drink beer, think farting is something to be proud of, and get together with the guys to get shit-faced.
I'm very, very athletic, so it would probably good for a woman to be somewhat athletic.
And playful.
If you are a really good softball player, that's a real plus! (If you are a really good pitcher, I can get you on a team! :) )
I'm a big Yankee fan. That's really the only team sport I care about. I am also a Jet fan, but I don't really follow them closely. I'm not interested in other team sports.
Did I mention playful?
While I like to joke and have fun, I can be very serious and thoughtful about many issues and situations. Just get me going about Tea-baggers or Sarah Palin. (If you can look like Palin, there are some interesting role playing we can do).