You might be interested to know that when I'm not watching cat videos on YouTube, I'm usually doing one of the following: making hummus, slipping dollar bills into jukeboxes, bobbing my head/tapping my toes/shaking my booty at various DC live music establishments, hiking up a mountain, strolling through the Mt. Pleasant farmers' market, brunching, making Spotify playlists, biking down 11th Street, playing Settlers of Catan (or any number of other super nerdy board games), drinking hoppy beers, or dancing alone in my bedroom.
You could probably do some of these things with me, but you'd have to stop being a strange lady from the internet first.
Oh, I almost forgot the obligatory "where did you come from?/how did you get here?" part. Here it is in riddle form: badger from land of 10,000 lakes makes way to nation's capital via windy city. Got it? Good.