Hey peeps, just another hopeless soul trying to ascend from the bottomless pit that is online dating, care to help me escape? So I'm a bit silly, if we hit it off I will most likely sprout off about something ridiculous and will enjoy every minute of it. Whether you enjoy it however, is of no concern of mine. ~_^ This isn't entirely true of course as I find there is no greater joy in life than making a sweet little chickie smile. No ok, I haven't had much sex as of late so I wouldn't blame anyone who might be thinking that my priorities might be slightly askew. haha. It should be known however, that despite my love of being silly I can also be rather quiet and or shy, and thus sometimes I'm more than content with enjoying my partner's company without saying anything. I also pride myself on being as honest and sincere as possible. Or in other words, you never have to worry about me blowing smoke to further my own interests. On that note, I guess I should mention that I've been in a few adult films, I got drunk at an adult film convention and ran into some people who specialized in disability related porn and the rest was history! Of course I'm JKz...(but I'd be most flattered if thought I was serious. :P) Although such porn does most certainly exist. You can read the vice article here:
http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/what-its-like-shooting-your-first-alt-porn-when-you-have-cerebral-palsy. Needless to say. That isn't for me. I'm a pretty simple guy. Whether it be going to concerts or movies or going for walks to the park and or beach. I appreciate the simple things in life. That being said, I stay in a great deal as well since I don't really have anyone to do things with. The old friends who are married and have kids bit is quite in nowadays. And let's be honest, who wants to go to the park with a smelly old guy anyway? I know I don't! Also Fyi; I smell glorious incase you were wondering. I guess that's it for now, msg me if u want to go to the park or something, and if by chance it's too cold out, netflix and making an amature porn will suffice, but that's only if we really have to. ;) Dorkazoid Away!!! bye.
Just a little sidebar here: About the name A$$Man3:16. It's a Seinfeld and Wrestling reference, nothing more, nothing less.