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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Online now!
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Other, but not too serious about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Less than $20,000
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
*I'M IN A WHEELCHAIR* (or I have CP,(Cerebral Palsy) to be more specific.) lol yeah, believe it or not most women don't pick up on that right away hahaha. and women say guys are bad at reading profiles? Bottom line, if u don't mind the fact that I'm a cripp, orr if u happen to be down for some hot for some wheeler lovin, then please send me a msg. Otherwise....... don't do me any favors. Enjoy the rest of my profile. This is a bit long and I apologize. I've always wanted to write a novel and thought I should practice writing one on my OkCupid profile first. Anywhoo if u'd rather skim down to the Why You Should Message me section that should suffice.

If u want to be successful at this then don't waste yer time??? lol Ok well for starters I am a CIA assassin by night and host a game show by day.....The Gong something or other....HA! Ok I'm not really but I shouldn't waste my time on this, lol the truth is that I'm just a guy normal guy(well who's totally normal really) well I don't really know what else to say cause honestly I don't like to toot my own horn.
[b]My turn-ons and what I’m looking for in a person:[/b] ohh she must be smart, she must be athletic, she must be able to pick up a beer can with C'mon I hate that question... Yeah It would be nice if she were funny and all the other crap people think they want or need. But all that really matters is that we get along, we connect and that I am wanted. .....Preference? pifft... If Christina Ricci can fall in love with a retarded kid named Pumpkin then Preference be Damned! Ohhh Buut no one over 40.... whaat would my mother oook If I thought I could sneak around with a hot cougar without anybody knowing then yeah, that would be awesome! lol but that would never happen.

[b]Here are a few more of my favorite things:[/b] Metal, Music, Ebay, Concerts, Boobs(ohh grow up u know u love them too!) Twix, Friends, Family Computer, The Occasional Party, The Occasional Spliff, Doggies(Mine are Dead:( Corn Beef Hash, A Beard That is Long, A Beard That is Blue....or Red! Dimebag Darrell, Chuck Schuldiner, Eddie Guerrero, Frank Zappa, Joss Whedon, Brownies, Fallout 3, KORTOR I & II, Oblivion, Mass Effect, Kingdom Hearts I & II, FF-VII,VIII,VIIII,X,XII MGS I III & IV GTA IV, The Smell of Cinnamon(Especially on a woman's breath :O :O :D :D) Last FM

[b]Here are some things I could do without![/b] Cheese Wiz...:S i tunes...Trivium.. Yelling, Fighting. .... Bugs, Bats, Spiders.....Bad Metal(Hence Smoking... Cats(don't hate them but c'mon they sh*t in a smelly box of sand and couldn't give two shits about the people who feed them) Religion(FYI, I have no problem with religious people if they are non-judgemental about it.) and last but not least, My Wheelchair....Duh!

[b]Some more keywords that describe me:[/b] quiet, shy, loving, gushy, sweet, honest, loyal, nerd, weird, funny laid back, metalhead!!!
and cripple.

Just a little sidebar here: About the name A$$Man3:16. It's just a name and it doesn't mean I'm a perv. Just thought I should make that clear since I know that alot of pervs reside
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Really don't know. I tried 3 semesters at college and it didn't pan out. I'm hoping to go back to school I just don't know what for.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being neurotic, being honest, being a nerd. recommending music, sharing my feelings, talking with kids(I'm told), being Lovey video games(somewhat) idk.. this is tough lol
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my wheelchair or my eyes.. lol I've been told they'er awesome.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Wheelchairs, Disabilities, Fetish, Music,
Metal, Death Metal, Thrash Metal,
Prog Doom Metal,Black Metal,
Sum Power Metal, Chuck Schuldiner, Getting Others Into Metal,
Guitars, Sitars, World Music,
Psychedelic Music, Jazz, Blues,
Bass, Movies, Tarantino,
Robert Rodriguez, Peter Jackson, Sam Dunn,
Christopher Nolan, Kevin Smith, Judd Apatow,
Joss Whedon, The Net, Last FM,
Ebay, Sexxy Time, IGN,
Facebook, Ticketmaster, PWR,
Ifanboy, Video Games, 360,
PS3, RPGs, Madden,
FPS, Concerts, Graphic Novels,
Batman, Spiderman, Y The Last Man,
Preacher, Watchmen, Sin City,
Most Marvel Stuff, Vampires, HBO,
NFL, UFC, My Friends,
Girls, Girls Who Like Metal, Girls Who Are Awesome,
Girls Who Think Im Awesome, Girls Who Are Shy, Girls Who Are Bi,
Metal Tees, Sexxy Nerds, Nerds,
Seinfeld, Dexter,Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Lost, Late Nights,
TV on DVD, Fireworks, Canada Day,
Being Stupid, Talking Stupid, Long Beards,
The Cottage, Druckin Fun,
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Metal, music, My computer, My family, HBO Last Fm
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The perfect girl I've yet to meet, Music, Sexy Books, Vinyl, That fucking Seattle play.... -_- How to be a happier person, Netflix, A good Doc, Why so many people think mistaking your and you're is actually a good way of measuring someone's intelligence. The difference between the two is literally this... 'e.... jussayin... And no I don't make that mistake since typing u are is much faster. Or at least I think it is.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On the computer cruising for chicks, ohh yeah u know u want me ;)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm very neurotic and not very confident. lol I could just see some ppl shaking their heads right now. "Dude u don't put that, girls like confident." "I know." I says to the dude, but I can't hide the fact that I have low self-esteem anymore then I can hide my chair. So in other words. If u are shaking your head right now then may I suggest try another profile that relies heavier on the bullcrap? lol. Sorry but have u seen those POF headlines? lotta pissed off ladies out there.
You should message me if
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u like what u've read so far, and or if u think I'm cute, If u like cripps, if u want a long term relationship,(<3 <3 <3 <3 <3) if u want a fling,(<3) If u like nerds, If u are drawn to, or find socially awkward shy people endearing, if u are a socially awkward shy person, If u like beards, If u like metal, if this turns u on: ,if u like to snuggle, if u like to cuddles! If u like Pro Wrestling, If u are a hopeless romantic, u like dorks, if u yourself are a dork, If u like Comics, If u like movies, If u like video games, If u understand how much I love the Crystal Mountain, If u've ever had a fantasy about a bearded man in a chair. If u like Bad Jokes, If u aren't a grammar nazi.

Also, if u like me, just say hello. unlike some people on this site, I'm not looking for creative msgs, I'm looking for people who are interested me and people with whom I may connect with. So as of now u have no excuses!.... as if that would make a difference..."sigh" lol.

Also, if I msg u, don't just msg me back because u think it's polite. If I don't float your boat it's ok... don't feel bad. Cause frankly, I'm looking for women who find me legitimately attractive.

Another don't: If u aren't willing to provide a realtime pic of yourself holding some letters and numbers of my choosing, or better yet, cam me for 10 seconds so I can make sure u are legit, Then don't bother seeking me out. There are alot of wackos out there and I don't think it's too much to ask to see pics and/or, that person on cam. Because to me, online safety is important. Simple as that.