#1. You Should Message me if: U like bad jokes. hahaha that novel thing. pretty bad amirite? ohh #2. You Should Message me if: That amirite thing didn't make u shuuuudderrr. Ok ok, back to my profile!
If u wanted to be successful don't waste yer time??? lol Ok well for starters I am a CIA assassin by night and host a game show by day.....The Gong something or other....HA! Ok I'm not really but I shouldn't waste my time on this, lol the truth is just a guy normal guy(well who's totally normal really) well I don't really know what else to say cause honestly I don't like to toot my own horn.
[b]My turn-ons and what I’m looking for in a person:[/b] Ohh she must be smart she must be athletic she must be able to pick up a beer can with her....lol C'mon I hate that question... Yeah It would be nice if she were funny and all the other crap people think they want or need. But all that really matters is that we get along we connect that I am wanted. .....Preference pifft... If Christina Ricci can fall in love with a retarded kid named Pumpkin then Preference be Damned! Ohhh Buut no one over 40.... whaat would my mother say..lol oook If I thought I could sneak around with a hot cougar without anybody knowing then yeah that would be awesome! lol but that would never happen.
[b]Here are a few more of my favorite things:[/b] Metal, Music, Ebay, Concerts, Boobs(ohh grow up u know u love them too!) Twix, Friends, Family Computer, The Occasional Party, The Occasional Spliff, Doggies(Mine are Dead:( Corn Beef Hash, A Beard That is Long, A Beard That is Blue....or Red! Dimebag Darrell, Chuck Schuldiner, Eddie Guerrero, Frank Zappa, Joss Whedon, Brownies, Fallout 3, KORTOR I & II, Oblivion, Mass Effect, Kingdom Hearts I & II, FF-VII,VIII,VIIII,X,XII MGS I III & IV GTA IV, The Smell of Cinnamon(Especially on a woman's breath :O :O :D :D) Last FM
[b]Here are some things I could do without![/b] Cheese Wiz...:S i tunes...Trivium.. Yelling, Fighting. .... Bugs, Bats, Spiders.....Bad Metal(Hence Trivium...lol) Smoking... Cats(don't hate them but c'mon they sh*t in a smelly box of sand and couldn't give two shits about the people who feed them) Religion(now if u happen to be religious that's fine. But to me religion is kind of paradox. God is loving and forgiving buut if u don't expect him as your lord and saviour u'll go to hell???.... Religion at it's core is simple, it is supposed to represent peace and good natured people. Yet religion has continually proven to be the Kreator some of greatest evil the world has ever known) My Wheelchair....Duh!
[b]Some more keywords that describe me:[/b] IDK quiet, shy, loving, gushy, sweet, honest, loyal, nerd, weird, funny laid back, metalhead!!!
and I'm in wheelchair, which means some of u have just left my page...hahaha awwww...*TEAR... Seriously tho, If this doesn't bother u or if u happen to prefer a guy on wheels then please hit me! don't be shy, really I love mail! :)
Just a little sidebar here: About the name A$$Man3:16. It's just a name and it doesn't mean I'm a perv. Just thought I should make that clear since I know that alot of pervs reside here...lol