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31 Great Malvern, UK Man


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  • Ages 22–38
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My details

Last online
Oct 5
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Not at all
Atheism and it’s important
English (Fluently), Irish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Greetings! My name's Richard; a nerdy, random, honest, cheerful, laid-back, entertaining, pleasantly eccentric, loyal and introverted web professional; in need of someone to share mutually agreeable activities, generally be nerds around each other, and plot world domination whilst failing to find the motivation to actually dominate worlds.

And the super secret code for those that know:

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What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a web designer, site-builder and systems-analyst concentrating on the small business sector. I have a couple of long-term clients and subcontract in a CIC.

I spend most of my time being either:
- being super creative (composing music, writing, game design, web design, and drawing)
- exercising on my cheap bicycle up and around the Malvern Hills
- or gaming: Skyrim, StarTrek Online, OpenTTD, SimCity 4 and Minecraft usually.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I try to be an exemplary human. And be warned that I will bribe you for your friendship with random gifts and help.

Apparently the music that I write is pretty good:

My superpower is being the human satnav. I have an uncanny knack for directions and once I am familiar with a locale, it is impossible for me to get lost.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Either my 'posh' sounding accent or my enormous legs, I have quite well developed thighs.

[11:25] [STORP.ORG] Lyricia@Lyricia: Did you add the words "sexy Brit"?
[11:25] [STORP.ORG] Jhenen@asteconn: o.o no?
[11:25] [STORP.ORG] Lyricia@Lyricia: You should. It will increase your audience appeal.
[11:25] [STORP.ORG] Jhenen@asteconn: It will? o.o
[11:25] [STORP.ORG] Jhenen@asteconn: I shall add it
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favourite Book: The Hobbit. I remember it getting read to me when I was about 8 in primary school, and years later I bought it after seeing it at a car boot sale.

Favourite Films: Batman Begins, Ironman, Avengers and Serenity

Favourite Music: Trance, although I'm also quite keen on some Classical (esp. Elgar) and some House.

Favourite Food: Easily bread, burgers, pasta & salad. I'm not a vegetarian, but I do eat a lot of vegetarian friendly foods. Bolognese especially I find is much better with vegy-mince than meaty-mince.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, my bike, the internet, my bed, my computer, my car, nommable food
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Music - analysing, listening, imagining, making up, writing & composing.

I'm a firm supporter of women's rights and the feminist movement.

Also I tend to think quite a lot about random tosh that is often vaguely amusing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out cycling, possibly have stopped off at a local pub mid-way through to eat, as their food is fantastic. Or if the weather is bad I'll probably be at home playing games or browsing online.
You should message me if
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You fancy yelling Fus Ro Dah at dragons with me!

Regardless - you should totally send me a message if you've read this far.