Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a witty, sarcastic pessimist/realist with high
apple-pie-in-the-sky hopes. I have some pretty out-there goals in
life, (Or perhaps 'dreams' is the better term?), with no sense of
direction in how to obtain them. I'm indecisive, over-analytical
and contradict myself daily, but mostly I'd just love to have
someone to laugh with.
I have a penchant for long socks and soft toys, and am notoriously
messy. This however will not stop me from getting mad at you if
it's you leaving things lying around. That's just how I roll.
I don't think I'm physically capable of being anywhere on time. I
can get up an hour earlier than usual, and still end up late. My
bestfriend knew to give me fake meeting times so when I finally got
there, I'd be on time.
I'm originally from Townsville (Read: 2002-2010) and I miss the
disgusting heat like nothing else. Okay, really I just miss being
able to run around in short shorts and singlet tops all year round.
I despise the cold and I don't think my legs have seen sunlight
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Unwittingly moved to Australia's home of the highest unemployment
rate, so I'm currently working casually until something better
comes along. Have a few certificates and such under my belt but I
really have no patience for tertiary education. I plan to
eventually become an architect or something along those lines, but
I refuse to go back to uni. Mmm...paradox.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being sarcastic and giving bad first impressions.
Dancing. I've been known to often be the only person on the
dancefloor, with an array of bemused onlookers. I have a gift and
could put Elaine to shame.
Living off cereal and toasted sandwiches. I'm the worst vegetarian
ever as I don't really even like vegetables (and am the laziest
person ever), so the aforementioned really are staples in my diet.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Sometimes it's bound to be whatever horrible, amusing outfit I've
pieced together for the occasion, other times it's my loud voice.
If it's in town and I'm having ridiculous amounts of fun, people
usually assume I'm drunk even though I'm DD - I've even had new
acquaintances try to take my car keys off me when I've offered them
lifts home. People get confused by my sense of humour and sometimes
take unintended offense, but anyone that gets to know me will
usually find a great source of wisdom and fun.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My favourite foods, in all honesty, are bacon and chicken. I am
however an ethical vegetarian so I can't actually eat them :(
I love rom-coms (cheesy, I know) because you can just sit back and
chill to them. A favourite is 'Bridget Jones's Diary', but on the
soppy end I love 'I Am Sam'. I'm open to most genres though and
most recently loved '2012' and 'District 9'.
I'm not a real music buff. Generally I don't listen to music at
home, and I've had the same mix CD in my car for 4 years - Yet I
still don't know the lyrics to most of the songs on it. I don't
have favourite artists or genres, simply favourite songs.
I used to LOVE reading, but I have to say the only books I've read
in recent years have been the Twilight series - and don't judge
them til you've read them! Though that's not to say I really liked
the movies or am either Team Edward or Team Jacob. They could all
take an acting lesson or two.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- TV (or at least an infinite supply of DVDS)
- My car: I've never had to rely on public transport before so I
don't think I could easily adjust.
Some time ago I would have said my mobile phone, but I have little
reason to use it anymore so I could probably adapt if I had to.
Likewise I'd have once said something along the lines of 'friends',
but circumstances have shown me that I can and have done without,
even if it is miserable.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My past - All the bad decisions I've made; people I shouldn't have
trusted and did; things I should have said or did say and shouldn't
have. Yes, this generally relates to past relationships.
My future - All the things I want out of life and trying to match
those goals to a realistic path to attaining them. I think little
about the present.
On a less philosophical note, I spend A LOT of time thinking about
baby names which is a major obsession of mine, and various house
and furniture designs and layouts in my head.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
A year ago I'd have said out clubbing/dancing with friends, but now
I'm just at home with my mother like every other night.
I assume I will eventually become the cat lady.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have the potential to be a lot colder than most people realise if
I'm given reason. I am however not just the nasty bitch that my
parents see me for. Little do they know I'm actually really nice,
funny, quirky and generous.
You should message me if
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I haven't scared you off already; You are interesting, intelligent
and have a great sense of humour, but are not void of emotional
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