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40 Garland, TX Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23-48
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Nov 21
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Average build
Other and laughing about it
Two-year college
Has kid(s) and doesn’t want more
My self-summary
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First of all I am in a committed permanent relationship. Nothing will change that. I am here with my wife's knowledge and permission. I suppose that the best way to explain it is that we play well with others. I understand that our way of looking at relationships isn't necessarily everyone's cup of tea. If this sounds like something you are interested in please read on.

I am a smart-ass to the point that it is a health hazard. I speak sarcasm as a language. I'm pretty sure that my spirit animal is the noble prairie squid.
What I’m doing with my life
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I run two businesses from my home, web design and a small game company. I'm raising two children. I'm trying to come up with new ways to make my fortune that don't involve behaving in a sociopathic manner.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Anything creative. In fact just about all of my skills are creative in nature. I love finding new ways of connecting previous ideas.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Generally something inappropriate I've said. A lot of people comment on my sense of humor. Some of them in a positive manner.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love anything horror, sci-fi, or historical when it comes to books and TV. I have an enormous collection of b-movies. I like to experiment with new kinds of food, and am open to trying pretty much anything that isn't a scavenger animal or still alive. I listen to nearly every type of music. Yes I know everybody says this. I actually mean it. My MP3 player on random hits Country, Punk, Rap, R&B, Classical, Jazz, you name it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Books
2. Other Books
3. A computer
4. Sex
5. Conversation
6. The ability to be creative
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The way things fit together, and ways that they can be rearranged into new things. Game mechanics. Whatever book I last read or movie I last saw. Why did I just say that out loud?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching kids, or going out to dinner if we land a sitter. Occasionally I still play a game or two.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I was a teenager I read that male porn stars shave themselves around the “fun zone” to make all of the parts appear bigger. “Well heck,” I thought “Who doesn’t want to look bigger?” Of course, being an intelligent young man, I opted to try out a “test-patch” to make sure that it wasn’t going to look stupid. I used the really cheap electric razor I had, that was mainly intended for the sort of light weight peach fuzz that most teenagers get. The result was painful, and I got to have an really uncomfortable conversation with my Mom about why I was yelling in the bathroom. Also, for some reason I still have the bald spot to this day.
You should message me if
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If you think I would be someone you would like to hang out with.

If you think I am someone you would like to see if you would like to hang out with.

You are fine with poly/FWB type relationships.

You think I would be fun to hang out with.