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My self-summary
First of all I am in a committed permanent relationship. Nothing will change that. I am here with my wife's knowledge and permission. I suppose that the best way to explain it is that we play well with others. I understand that our way of looking at relationships isn't necessarily everyone's cup of tea. If this sounds like something you are interested in please read on.

I am a smart-ass to the point that it is a health hazard. I speak sarcasm as a language. I'm pretty sure that my spirit animal is the noble prairie squid.
What I’m doing with my life
I run two businesses from my home, web design and a small game company. I'm raising two children. I'm trying to come up with new ways to make my fortune that don't involve behaving in a sociopathic manner.
I’m really good at
Anything creative. In fact just about all of my skills are creative in nature. I love finding new ways of connecting previous ideas.
The first things people usually notice about me
Generally something inappropriate I've said. A lot of people comment on my sense of humor. Some of them in a positive manner.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love anything horror, sci-fi, or historical when it comes to books and TV. I have an enormous collection of b-movies. I like to experiment with new kinds of food, and am open to trying pretty much anything that isn't a scavenger animal or still alive. I listen to nearly every type of music. Yes I know everybody says this. I actually mean it. My MP3 player on random hits Country, Punk, Rap, R&B, Classical, Jazz, you name it.
The six things I could never do without
1. Books
2. Other Books
3. A computer
4. Sex
5. Conversation
6. The ability to be creative
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The way things fit together, and ways that they can be rearranged into new things. Game mechanics. Whatever book I last read or movie I last saw. Why did I just say that out loud?
On a typical Friday night I am
Watching kids, or going out to dinner if we land a sitter. Occasionally I still play a game or two.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I was a teenager I read that male porn stars shave themselves around the “fun zone” to make all of the parts appear bigger. “Well heck,” I thought “Who doesn’t want to look bigger?” Of course, being an intelligent young man, I opted to try out a “test-patch” to make sure that it wasn’t going to look stupid. I used the really cheap electric razor I had, that was mainly intended for the sort of light weight peach fuzz that most teenagers get. The result was painful, and I got to have an really uncomfortable conversation with my Mom about why I was yelling in the bathroom. Also, for some reason I still have the bald spot to this day.
You should message me if
If you think I would be someone you would like to hang out with.

If you think I am someone you would like to see if you would like to hang out with.

You are fine with poly/FWB type relationships.

You think I would be fun to hang out with.