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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22-38
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Today – 3:34pm
6' 3" (1.91m)
Body Type
Not at all
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Working on University
Has kid(s) and might want more
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Here I am, a scruffy canoe maker! Currently I am only looking for friends, especially friends who want to tell me about their favorite places to play outside.

Are you an outdoorsy, positive, energetic, silly person, like me? If so, you should stop reading now, and send me a message... haha

I prefer to surround myself with generally happy people and people who aren't whining about being 'bored'... also, I prefer to use full sentences, or at least whole words, and you should too!

If you can't immediately determine from my profile that I am worth getting to know, well, that's your loss... hahaha

I am Bren... I rock the boat, however, I am seeking someone who wants to be on board, despite that...

Odds are you can probably find something you enjoy on my profile... If that is not the case, we probably shouldn't bother wasting our time. Theoretically we all 'love to have fun' but we all also have our own subconscious definition, concept, and perception of what will be fun for us. I believe I am fairly aware of my own concept of fun, and as a result of that I am able to easily keep myself entertained.

I am not a spectator...

I climb trees, I climb up and jump off of boulders, I leap from rock to rock and play 'the ground is lava' (usually with my kids)...

As my son says, "Every step outside is an adventure!"

I make canoes, seriously! "He's an eccentric artist... the slightly manic boat builder..."

I am energetic, nonsensical, and pretty darn silly.

I will make you smile, even if I have to push on your face with my fingers.

"If we both don't turn out to be worse than we seem, we ought to be friends." --L. Frank Baum in 'Sky Island'

I am looking for someone who likes roadtrips, hiking/walking, swimming, and possibly canoeing... someone who can be silly right along with me or someone who at least won't resent me for my silliness...

I like to be outdoors, whether it is hiking up a mountain, trail running, bouldering, camping, kayaking, canoeing, rafting, swimming (in rivers/lakes/oceans/pools), climbing trees, casual tennis, badminton, or ping pong (or table tennis) with a friend, digging ridiculously deep holes in the sand and climbing in, sailing on a breezy Spring day. I like swinging on swings, sliding down slides, riding roller coasters, and more!

I hike 'long' and 'strenuous' trails, sometimes during 'inclement weather' conditions, but rarely do I think the trails are long enough, strenuous enough, or experiencing enough inclementness (I like running in the mud)...

I need a really good waterproof camera... Don't let me forget!

I believe frolicking is a wonderful and mood enhancing activity.

I appreciate banter, whether it is witty or playful, or simply banter for banter's sake.

I bounce around practically incessantly, sometimes literally off the walls. I sometimes come up with random things to say which often seemingly make no sense.

I am ridiculously ticklish...

I like to hear the wind in the trees. I like to hear the river rushing over the rocks. I like to feel the sand/dirt/grass between my toes. I like to smell the wildflowers in a field, but my sense of smell is quite terrible...

We're all in this together, so I have a novel proposal- let's all just get along!

"If you look for it, I've got a sneaky feeling you'll find that love actually is all around..."
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I make Kevlar composite canoes and I love my job!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I like to draw. Most other people say I am good, but I am usually not satisfied with my work.

Preparing pasta to perfection. But really, I do enjoy cooking a variety of dishes and even some baking.

I also vacuum and wash dishes, hehe.

I'm not great at the advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am tall and goofy.

Haven't you heard, goofy is the new handsome...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Anything about anthropology, archaeology, or ancient history/pre-history...

Primitive Skills and Crafts - Richard and Linda Jamison

the Campsite Companion - Rob Beattie (every camper should have a copy of this)

the National Outdoor Leadership School's Wilderness Guide - Mark Harvey

Field Guide to Edible Wild Plants - Bradford Angier

a Field Guide to the Wildlife of North America - Bryan Richard

Movies: How to Train Your Dragon, Aeon Flux, Ella Enchanted, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Labyrinth, Life Of Brian, Love Actually, Monty Python And The Holy Grail, the Neverending Story, Say Anything, Serendipity, Stardust, Willow, Willy Wonka, the Wizard of Oz

Music: medieval folk comedy, folk, gypsy jazz, swing, lounge, rock, metal, industrial, EBM, darkwave, new wave...

Some bands that never leave my playlist include: Squirrel Nut Zippers, Flight of the Conchords, VNV Nation, Two Man Gentlemen Band, New Order, Kaiser Chiefs, Collective Soul, Soilwork, Static X...

I like practically any fast or upbeat music. I also like some slow songs but I am much pickier about them.

Food: I love food! Dishes with spinach, asparagus, or cheese are usually fantastic! My favorite flavors would have to be grilled pineapple or fresh/sweet red, yellow or orange bell peppers.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.





Food - (I don't believe this section was intended for life's basic needs, but I really do love food!)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
All the places I have not yet been (so, who wants to travel the world with me?)

The possibility of an abstract creative force...

"There is no fixed place in the cosmos. All of nature is in motion."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
-watching a movie or show on Netflix.

Ideal Friday nights:

-setting up a tent on a mountain and starting a campfire.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is that finding someone who is independently outdoorsy, who chooses to hike even if they can't find anyone else to go with them, is very important to me... I would prefer not to drag someone around a mountain if they don't really want to be there.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...I haven't scared you away yet. want to play outside.'re not afraid of getting wet, sweaty, and/or dirty (and I don't mean that in any sort of perverted way. are non-sedentary.

~~~~~ have kik - 'heclimbstrees'

...we have something in common. think we would get along. think we would not get along, but you think you would enjoy not getting along with me. agree that we share a common ancestor with chimpanzees. do not agree that we share a common ancestor with chimpanzees. realize how close we all really are, considering the vastness of the universe. live in the area and you are looking for someone to play outside with... Can I emphasize that enough..? are a musician wanting to form a band in the genres of medieval folk comedy, folk, gypsy jazz, swing, lounge, rock, metal, industrial, or EBM and you need a singer/songwriter... Yep, I used to sing in a band, and I used to song-write, haha, and I kind of miss it, a lot. don't think that the presence of alcohol is a requirement to have fun. are looking for a friend to talk to about anything.

~~~I'm a nice guy, don't be shy~~~