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Atapi

27 Yorba Linda, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:18am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a pretty simple guy. I like sports (Lakers and Angels), playing basketball, hanging out with friends, seeing movies, going out for drinks, and other random shenanigans.

I'm an inconsiderate, moronic, douchebag, asshole that wants to hit you and quit you. Check back soon for updated shirtless bathroom pics.

Just kidding.

But seriously, I hate describing myself because it is inherently narcissistic and formulaic.

That being said, I invite you to further investigate and make your own judgements of me. Unless you're Chris Hansen. No, I will not have a seat right over there.

P.S. You can call me Thunder Bear.

P.P.S. Live every day like Maury told you it's not your baby.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have my M.S. in Pure Mathematics and I worked in education for the past 2 years but now I work in the private sector. My work is very rewarding as I get to see and learn really awesome things. It's a great environment and I love the people I work with. I have my own car and place and life has never been better.

IMPORTANT NOTE: Because of my career change, I no longer live in Orange County. However, I still visit quite often on weekends.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Math, procrastinating, being sarcastic, kicking ass and taking names at Halo on Xbox One (Not really, I'm very mediocre in reality) . poodoku, and not dropping that thun thun-thun.

I also am pretty musically inclined. I can play Clarinet, Saxophone, and a little bit of Bass. People also tell me I'm good at giving advice.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
1. I look young for my age (I promise you that I am not lying about my age and then by viewing this profile you are not unintentionally a pedo).

2. That I look like Eminem, apparently.

3. My ass. It's abnormally large. I once was told that I could be a backup dancer for J-Lo.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies: Anything that's entertaining really. My all time favorite movies are probably Happy Gilmore and Terminator 2. I'm also a sucker for such dramatic classics likes Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure and Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey.

Shows: I don't regularly keep up with any TV show, but a few that I like are...

The Big Bang Theory
That 70's Show
Bob's Burgers
House
Family Guy
etc...

Music: 80's/classic rock/trance/anything that has a good melody/sound/chord progression/whatever. (I think I just set the record for most backslashes in a sentence).

To name a few specifics off the top of my head...

Guns 'n Roses
Queen
Van Halen
Michael Jackson
Blink 182 (Hey...it's catchy)
Green Day
Weezer
Red Hot Chilli Peppers
Coldplay
Tears for Fears
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Internet
2. Fast food
3. Basketball
4. Not finishing lists
5.
6.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My future (how cliche'), women, what I want in life, why people behave the ways they do, how to improve myself, and other random stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either out with friends, getting my non-athletic white ass beaten down at the basketball courts, working out at the gym (It's ok if you look at my pictures and think...."HA! BULLSHIT" because I even do the same thing), out for dinner and drinks with friends, or relaxing at home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I wish I was black with big hands and big feet so I could play in the NBA and dunk.

If there is anything you want to know, don't be afraid to ask. I'm an open book.
You should message me if
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If you want to, assuming u dnt type lyk dis and you're not a creeper with no picture on your profile, and if you can keep up a good conversation.

If you're ok with the fact that, in the event we connect, we will most likely only get to hang out on weekends due to the distance.