I'm an inconsiderate, moronic, douchebag, asshole that wants to hit you and quit you. Check back soon for updated shirtless bathroom pics.
But seriously, I hate describing myself because it is inherently narcissistic and formulaic.
That being said, I invite you to further investigate and make your own judgements of me. Unless you're Chris Hansen. No, I will not have a seat right over there.
P.S. You can call me Thunder Bear.
P.P.S. Live every day like Maury told you it's not your baby.