Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a pretty simple guy. I like sports (Lakers
), video games (Xbox One
), playing basketball,
music, hanging out with friends, seeing movies, going out for
drinks, and other random shenanigans.
I'm an inconsiderate, moronic, douchebag, asshole that wants to hit
you and quit you. Check back soon for updated shirtless bathroom
But seriously, I hate describing myself because it is inherently
narcissistic and formulaic.
That being said, I invite you to further investigate and make your
own judgements of me. Unless you're Chris Hansen. No, I will not
have a seat right over there.
P.S. You can call me Thunder Bear.
P.P.S. Live every day like Maury told you it's not your baby.
What I’m doing with my life
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I have my M.S. in Pure Mathematics and a minor in Physics and I
worked in education for the past 2 years but now I work in the
private sector. My work is very rewarding as I get to see and learn
really awesome things. It's a great environment and I love the
people I work with. I'm seriously considering getting another
degree through my employer, possibly a bachelors in Computer
Science or Physics.
I have my proverbial shit together.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Math, procrastinating, being sarcastic, shooting threes, and giving
advice (or so people tell me).
I also am pretty musically inclined. I can play Clarinet,
Saxophone, and a little bit of Bass. I also just started teaching
myself the keyboard. I'm actually making decent progress.
The first things people usually notice about me
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1. I look young for my age (I promise you that I am not lying about
my age and then by viewing this profile you are not unintentionally
2. That I look like Eminem, apparently.
3. My ass. It's abnormally large. I once was told that I could be a
backup dancer for J-Lo.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: Anything that's entertaining really. My all time favorite
movies are probably Happy Gilmore and Terminator 2. I'm also a
sucker for such dramatic classics likes Bill and Ted's Excellent
Adventure and Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey. I do have an affinity
for 80's horror/sci-fi movies in particular.
Shows: I don't regularly keep up with any TV show, but a few that I
The Big Bang Theory
That 70's Show
Music: 80's/classic rock/trance/anything that has a good
melody/sound/chord progression/whatever. (I think I just set the
record for most backslashes in a sentence).
To name a few specifics off the top of my head...
Guns 'n Roses
Blink 182 (Hey...it's catchy)
Red Hot Chilli Peppers
Tears for Fears
Linkin Park (some of their older stuff)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
2. Fast food
4. Allergy medication
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My future (how cliche'), women, what I want in life, why people
behave the ways they do, how to improve myself, whether or not I'm
investing too much hope in this site, and other random stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either out with friends, getting my non-athletic white ass beaten
down at the basketball courts, working out at the gym (It's ok if
you look at my pictures and think...."HA! BULLSHIT" because I even
do the same thing), out for dinner and drinks with friends, or
relaxing at home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I wish I was black with big hands and big feet so I could play in
the NBA and dunk. This is what I would tell people who asked me, as
a child, what I wanted to be when I grew up. For realsies.
If there is anything you want to know, don't be afraid to ask. I'm
an open book.
You should message me if
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