Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a pretty simple guy. I like sports (Lakers
), video games (Xbox One
), playing basketball,
hanging out with friends, seeing movies, going out for drinks, and
other random shenanigans. I
I'm an inconsiderate, moronic, douchebag, asshole that wants to hit
you and quit you. Check back soon for updated shirtless bathroom
But seriously, I hate describing myself because it is inherently
narcissistic and formulaic.
That being said, I invite you to further investigate and make your
own judgements of me. Unless you're Chris Hansen. No, I will not
have a seat right over there.
P.S. You can call me Thunder Bear.
P.P.S. Live every day like Maury told you it's not your baby.
What I’m doing with my life
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I have my M.S. in Pure Mathematics and I worked in education for
the past 2 years but now I work in the private sector. My work is
very rewarding as I get to see and learn really awesome things.
It's a great environment and I love the people I work with. I'm
seriously considering getting another degree through my employer,
possibly a bachelors is Computer Science, Computer Engineering, or
Electrical Engineering or a PhD in Systems Engineering or in
another more specialized field.
I have my proverbial shit together.
IMPORTANT NOTE: Because of my career change, I no longer live in
Orange County. However, I still visit quite often on weekends.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Math, procrastinating, being sarcastic, kicking ass and taking
names at Halo on Xbox One (Not really, I'm very mediocre in
reality) . poodoku, and not dropping that thun thun-thun.
I also am pretty musically inclined. I can play Clarinet,
Saxophone, and a little bit of Bass. People also tell me I'm good
at giving advice.
The first things people usually notice about me
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1. I look young for my age (I promise you that I am not lying about
my age and then by viewing this profile you are not unintentionally
2. That I look like Eminem, apparently.
3. My ass. It's abnormally large. I once was told that I could be a
backup dancer for J-Lo.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: Anything that's entertaining really. My all time favorite
movies are probably Happy Gilmore and Terminator 2. I'm also a
sucker for such dramatic classics likes Bill and Ted's Excellent
Adventure and Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey.
Shows: I don't regularly keep up with any TV show, but a few that I
The Big Bang Theory
That 70's Show
Music: 80's/classic rock/trance/anything that has a good
melody/sound/chord progression/whatever. (I think I just set the
record for most backslashes in a sentence).
To name a few specifics off the top of my head...
Guns 'n Roses
Blink 182 (Hey...it's catchy)
Red Hot Chilli Peppers
Tears for Fears
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
2. Fast food
4. Allergy medication
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My future (how cliche'), women, what I want in life, why people
behave the ways they do, how to improve myself, whether or not I'm
investing too much hope in this site, and other random stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either out with friends, getting my non-athletic white ass beaten
down at the basketball courts, working out at the gym (It's ok if
you look at my pictures and think...."HA! BULLSHIT" because I even
do the same thing), out for dinner and drinks with friends, or
relaxing at home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I wish I was black with big hands and big feet so I could play in
the NBA and dunk. This is what I would tell people who asked me, as
a child, what I wanted to be when I grew up. For realsies.
If there is anything you want to know, don't be afraid to ask. I'm
an open book.
You should message me if
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