Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I guess I could start with the basics, but since you have a life
hope) I'll just go with five things you should know about me.
1. I'm a gigantic grammar nerd. It sounds incredibly annoying,
I swear I don't get carried away. Plus I can proofread crap
you. See, I'm both fun and useful.
2. I'm from Florida. So I'll say amusingly ignorant things like
this how you shovel snow?" and "I'm headed out to the cod
weekend!" and "Where did all these leaves come from?"
3. I am not a beer drinker. Gin's my poison. Or red wine if I
to be cogent.
4. I can't do anything that requires any kind of hand eye
coordination, so my exercise consists of running, yoga,
etc as opposed to, say, tennis.
5. Breakfast is my favorite meal of the day. My one stipulation
that you have to like breakfast. No ef it, I'm a catch and I
deserve to be picky: you have to LOVE breakfast.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Like I mentioned, I'm a recent transfer to the area. I work as an
engineer in a big tech firm. It's incredibly boring and dry unless
you, too, happen to be in tech. In which case, why are you still
reading? Hit me up!
Other than that, I'm at a place right now where I don't want or
need any kind of commitment. I'm really just looking for a cool
someone to have some fun with.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Sewing. Like project runway sew. Not like your grandmother sews.
I know, I'm impressed, too!
- I'm a techie, which means I can fix your computer for you. Again,
awesome AND useful!
- Cooking. Not to brag, but I make amazing butternut squash soup.
Seriously. It's like soup crack!
- Pretending I know the answer. I make really good guesses at
stuff. It's a weird gift.
- Asking questions. Also a weird talent.
- Reciting the entire Lion King movie. Like start to finish, voices
and everything.... please don't judge me...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm more intelligent than I look.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
If your answer to this question is "Ugh! I hate reading" then you
have no business with me. I love to read, particularly historical
fiction, but I'm not picky
Movies: Anything with Leonardo Dicaprio (Post titanic, please)
Shutter Island, inception, Departed, etc. I love Boston crime
dramas and fifties/sixties films (Breakfast at Tiffany's, All about
Eve, Maltese Falcon). And I have a soft spot for 90's Disney
shows: I don't do reality TV, Or tTV in general, but I've recently
gotten into Downton Abbey ('Maggie Smith is a Treasure!")
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
too many things a the same time
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
So I don't do the whole pukey, hoochie dress, clubbing thing, but I
love getting a drink (a martini, gin, as it should be) at a local
bar for a good weekday happy hour drink special. oh wait...damn
Really, I'm up for anything the night might take me to: baking,
sporting events, live music, your bed, drunk grocery shopping,
horse wrangling, whatever.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Billy Joel's We Didn't Start the Fire is my go-to Karaoke song.
You should message me if
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You're looking for an independent, intelligent, and classy girl,
who's fluent in sarcasm and not looking for anything too
Also, please, PLEASE be intelligent. You don't need a PhD or
anything, but basic grammar skills aren't too much to ask for are
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